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Title: Announcing the 2nd Annual Helen Thomas Look Alike Contest!
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Published: Feb 13, 2007
Author: John W. Lillpop
Post Date: 2007-02-13 18:53:04 by alwaysontheright
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Announcing the 2nd Annual Helen Thomas Look Alike Contest!

This major media event will be held on the White House lawn on March 21 of each year.

Contestant eligibility:

-Age limit: No one under 75 is eligible. There is no upper limit.

-Ugly men and transvestites encouraged to enter.

-Must be at least 50 lbs. overweight(weigh-in before event dinner).

-Democrats only (bring proof of registration).

-Speech impediment is a plus.

-Wrinkle volume subject to confirmation using mass spectrometry

-Each Contestant is soley responsible for his/her make-up costs

-All results are final

Grand prize:

Two free Botox appointments with the best dermatologist/plastic surgeon in Baghdad. Contestant pays all air fare and living expenses, or

A weekend in Washington, D.C. with Helen Thomas. Winner must sleep with Helen at least two nights in her luxury condominium. Contestant responsible for all post-Helen trauma therapy and drugs.

Consolation Prize

Two weekends with Helen in DC.

Madeline Albright, winner of the 2006 contest, will be selling "I Survived Sleeping With Helen Thomas" T-Shirts at DNC headquaters after the contest ends.

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#1. To: alwaysontheright (#0)

You need to ping Badeye.

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