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Title: Announcing the 2nd Annual Helen Thomas Look Alike Contest!
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Published: Feb 13, 2007
Author: John W. Lillpop
Post Date: 2007-02-13 18:53:04 by alwaysontheright
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Announcing the 2nd Annual Helen Thomas Look Alike Contest! This major media event will be held on the White House lawn on March 21 of each year. Contestant eligibility: -Age limit: No one under 75 is eligible. There is no upper limit. -Ugly men and transvestites encouraged to enter. -Must be at least 50 lbs. overweight(weigh-in before event dinner). -Democrats only (bring proof of registration). -Speech impediment is a plus. -Wrinkle volume subject to confirmation using mass spectrometry -Each Contestant is soley responsible for his/her make-up costs -All results are final Grand prize: Two free Botox appointments with the best dermatologist/plastic surgeon in Baghdad. Contestant pays all air fare and living expenses, or A weekend in Washington, D.C. with Helen Thomas. Winner must sleep with Helen at least two nights in her luxury condominium. Contestant responsible for all post-Helen trauma therapy and drugs. Consolation Prize Two weekends with Helen in DC. Madeline Albright, winner of the 2006 contest, will be selling "I Survived Sleeping With Helen Thomas" T-Shirts at DNC headquaters after the contest ends. Tell a Friend!
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#1. To: alwaysontheright (#0)
You need to ping Badeye.
"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant
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