Dear Mr Y2K Your assist is need to because I leant that you help people to be an toilet paper hoarder. I too want to be as you are know you are a grate man, with much TP. Can you give me an admission into your training school to Y2K, or if there is any school can assist me to get admission into?
Please sir kindly assist to be like you, because when go through yours web site I find how you be assisting young people to be an lunatic, and wear nurse skirt, and how you got train, I too want be like with any different, but I had a little talent in hoarding TP, or chasing old skank, but I wish to have more because I wish to go, to Moron School to have more talent more than the one have now because know you are a grate man with toilet paper & skank if they want to be count they will surely count you with an all the paranoid lunatic with skank in the world!
So look forward to hear from you soon next.
Yours, Bingo
PS: Please say hi to the old skank in red undies.