Just saw this posted on another local website..
Dear Ms, Mrs, Mz, or whatever you are currently.
Your assist is need to because I leant that you help people to be a big Skank. of the "Ho" kind. I too want to be as you are know you are a grate woman who has many loyal man-skanks. Can you give me an admission into your training school or if there is any school can assist me to get admission into for become a whore?
Please, Oh great woman-tunnel, kindly assist to be like you, because when go through yours web site I find how you be assisting young people to be an whores and how you got train to handle the penis, I too want be like with any different, but I had a little talent in Skank, because I have gag-reflex, but I wish to have more because I wish to go, to Whore School to have more talent with the penis. More than the one have now because know you are a grate Whore in a rich bed, with RED UNDIES AND later, be the NAKED! If they want to be count they will surely count you with all the great whore in the world! So look forward to hear from you soon next. Hope your "husband" or his sick wife be cover to the bandwidth for this.
Yours, A Bingo-Bingo-A++Whore.
Odd, isn't it?