I have uncovered a massive case of voter suppression that is sweeping the democratic strongholds throughout the nation. The culprit is the republican generated storm referred to as hurricane Sandy. Romney through a coalition of the mormon church, bain capital, the Illuminati have construed a weather machine to suppress democratic voters. They know it would have been easier just to post a help wanted sign outside of the polling places but they wanted to be more subtle.
Of course, i could be wrong and god has just grown tired of the libs or perhaps the mormons have been right all along.
I know one thing, i won't be going to frisco this week. BTW, nothing pisses these bay area douches more then calling san francisco "frisco".
