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Title: I Want To Be An Auto Mechanic
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Published: Feb 6, 2007
Author: Bingo McDuff
Post Date: 2007-02-06 18:49:58 by one_crazy_jew
Keywords: None
Views: 22095
Comments: 43

Dear Mr.

Your assist is need to because I leant that you help people to be an auto mechanic. I too want to be as you are know you are a grate man. Can you give me an admission into your training school or if there is any school can assist me to get admission into?

Please sir kindly assist to be like you, because when go through yours web site I find how you be assisting young people to be an auto mechanic and how you got train, I too want be like with any different, but I had a little talent in auto mechanic but I wish to have more because I wish to go, to automobile school to have more talent more than the one have now because know you are a grate man in auto mechanic because if they want to be count they will surely count you with an auto mechanic in the world. So look forward to hear from you soon next.

Yours,

Bingo (1 image)

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#1. To: one_crazy_jew (#0)

Please cut and paste the portion of the text you are replying to, if any, into the "Quote" box using your computer's editing features.

That is an incredibly informative and constructively, instructive instruction.

I'm so glad I stopped by and read it.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-06   19:12:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: one_crazy_jew (#0)

If I was you, I'd take a nursing course, instead.

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-06   19:50:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: one_crazy_jew (#0)

JT, I knew you were stealing a pension from the U.S. taxpayers, but I had no idea your wife was on welfare as well.

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-06   19:51:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: continental op (#3)

Food stamps, rent vouchers, state income tax breaks, we take everything the state allows and then some. Only a dopey torque monkey would refuse white welfare, leaving it to the darks.

one_crazy_jew  posted on  2007-02-06   20:26:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: one_crazy_jew (#4)

"Food stamps, rent vouchers, state income tax breaks, we take everything the state allows and then some."

Sheeesh, Jethro, I really hope yer just joking...MUD

"Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States,
Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the US Constitution."

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2007-02-06   20:51:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: one_crazy_jew, cwrwinger (#4)

We won't forget you when the revolution comes.

When the black flag is hoisted me and cwrwinger will shoot you down, like a joo or negro.

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-06   21:30:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: continental op (#6)

Please don't include me in your gov't-sponsored sting operations.

What alphabet den-of-iniquity cuts your check?

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   13:50:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: cwrwinger (#7)

The Bureau of Can't You Take a Joke, This is the Internet?

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-07   14:37:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: continental op (#8)

Don't include me in your "jokes".

You still didn't answer the 'Q'.

Remeber, you, as a public servant, you are accountable, even if you work for them part-time.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   16:14:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: one_crazy_jew (#0)

That's amusing. It's not accurate however.

1) I'm not an "auto-mechanic"

2) I made over $1100.00 in 5 hours today, and I did it by myself, in the middle of BFE..

How much do you gross wiping asses and giving sponge baths in the big city?

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   18:07:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: cwrwinger (#9)

I am not and never have been an employee of the fed government.

And unlike you, I was born South of the Mason-Dixon line, and was in the Movement back when you were voting Republican.

And your lack of a sense of humor has been noted. I'll remember not to phone you at zero hour.

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-07   18:09:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Jhoffa_ (#10)

I made over $1100.00 in 5 hours today, and I did it by myself, in the middle of BFE..

What did you do today. My day wasn't that good today.

Yes it is true...I am a thought criminal.

A K A Stone  posted on  2007-02-07   20:07:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: one_crazy_jew (#0)

I too want be like with any different, but I had a little talent in auto mechanic

This Don E. Wildmon, (DEW) of AFA, is a genuine Israel-Firster neo-con artist. I suspect he's good at fund raising for himself, too.
I've been reading his junk mail (have no idea how I got on his list) for a while, just to see how these neo-cons deceive their mailing list.

Here's what was in the electronic mailbox tonight (How nice of him to direct the sheeple's interest in news to a purely neo-con site.):

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That is why http://OneNewsNow.com was developed. http://OneNewsNow.com not only gives you the secular news, but also the news that is of interest to the Christian community which the main stream media doesn't report.

http://OneNewsNow.com has a daily report that is available to those who want to stay informed. AND IT IS FREE!

To view http://OneNewsNow.com, click here. To have the http://OneNewsNow.com News Brief emailed to you each day, click here and look in the column on the right.

Please forward this information to your friends and family.

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Like http://OneNewsNow.com, IT IS FREE!

To view the latest Pastor's and Leader's Report, click here. To have the Pastor's and Leader's Report emailed to you, click here and look in the column on the right.

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Not a chance, you repub shill! Apostate!

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DEW-boy needs to go into automechanics and learn how to earn an honest living.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   20:08:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Jhoffa_ (#10)

I made over $1100.00 in 5 hours today, and I did it by myself,

Okay, but how many months will it take before you get paid?

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   20:11:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: continental op (#11)

And unlike you, I was born South of the Mason-Dixon line, and was in the Movement back when you were voting Republican.

It's better to be a Copperhead living in the South, than a Copperhead living in the nawth. I have seen the light. The truth has set me free.

Yes, I agree, I stayed with the Repubs far too long.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   20:15:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: A K A Stone (#12)

    What did you do today.

My trade.. to be honest, it was a good day.. but not a record.

I'm set up to make $1700.00 on top of my daily whatever in a couple of weeks.

You know how it is when you own a business. There's good days and then there's the not so good.

    My day wasn't that good today.

Been there. But I know what you do, and I've seen you guys come away very well.

A relative of a friend of mine deposited $32,000.00 from a couple of jobs like yours. Granted he has a crew of guys working for him, but it's just awesome to contemplate how good it is for him, when things are going well.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   20:17:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: cwrwinger (#14)

    Okay, but how many months will it take before you get paid?

They paid by check..

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   20:18:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: continental op (#6)

He may not reply. He may have moved on to greener pastures.

Yes it is true...I am a thought criminal.

A K A Stone  posted on  2007-02-07   20:20:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: A K A Stone (#18)

He may have moved on to greener pastures.

Or to the 'frig?

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   20:27:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: cwrwinger (#19)

He's giving hand jobs in the alley..

He'll be back after he freshens up a bit.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   20:29:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Jhoffa_ (#17)

They paid by check..

Hope it's good.

In my line of work, the international globalists take 2 - 4 months to pay. They take their time. They don't mind oppessing the middle class by making them wait.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   20:30:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: cwrwinger (#21) (Edited)

Oh shit, a NET 60? From the nameless and faceless, no less.

I bet receivables & emergency capital considerations are a nightmare..

I don't care what you make, I'm not jealous.

I've never even heard of a "Net 120"

Damn.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   20:32:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Jhoffa_ (#22)

I've never even heard of a "Net 120"

If I named the corporation that does this to me, you would recognise it immediately.

But, it's still good to be self-employed. It's not all that bad.

Sounds like you're doing well now.

"If I thought this war was to abolish slavery, I would resign my commission, and offer my sword to the other side." --Ulysses S. Grant

cwrwinger  posted on  2007-02-07   20:37:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: cwrwinger (#23) (Edited)

    If I named the corporation that does this to me, you would recognise it immediately.

I'm not surprised..

    Sounds like you're doing well now.

I'm very blessed, and I'm thankful.

Wasn't always like that though.. You know, under-capitalized at the start, there was a month the rent went on a credit card. Scary stuff at first.

It's good because it's humbling. Really makes you thankful for what you have.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   20:41:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: one_crazy_jew (#4)

    Food stamps, rent vouchers, state income tax breaks, we take everything the state allows and then some.

You mean you two spend Bill's paycheck and still can't stay out of the red?

Considering your general level of usefulness, perhaps you qualify for some "viagra and depends" subsidy..

?

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   21:10:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: A K A Stone (#18)

He may not reply. He may have moved on to greener pastures.

The hell you say.

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-07   21:24:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: A K A Stone, Jhoffa_ (#12)

Lol. Don't tell JT but all I made wuz $20 bucks, this week.

Mind you, I graded and graveled a quarter-mile drive for some elderly neighbors, just didn't charge for it.

And I got two contracts next month, and lot price gouging on my account last month due to the ice storms that wrecked my state.

She said, hey cowboy, where's your horse I said, I lost everything but this saddle in my second divorce...

continental op  posted on  2007-02-07   21:26:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: continental op (#27)

    Don't tell JT but all I made wuz $20 bucks, this week.

He'll give you 4 hand jobs for that..

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   21:33:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: All (#27)

Well, this sure beats watching Maddonna's music videos and making idle chatter with zipporah about the CIA being full of joos.

Bucks too hard plays too rough,

2000 pounds of dangerous stuff,

The way he looks he wants to tear me apart,

But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll.

continental op  posted on  2007-02-07   21:37:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: continental op (#29)

Getting ready to watch some South Park, myself..

Can't wait for season 9 on DVD.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-07   21:39:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Jhoffa_ (#30)

I'm watching Are You Being Served, on DVD.

Bucks too hard plays too rough,

2000 pounds of dangerous stuff,

The way he looks he wants to tear me apart,

But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll.

continental op  posted on  2007-02-07   21:48:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: continental op (#26)

The hell you say.

He said life is to short and he doesn't want to hang out with you misfits. Or something like that.

Yes it is true...I am a thought criminal.

A K A Stone  posted on  2007-02-08   9:24:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: A K A Stone (#32)

Oh, JT will be back. He has a choice between here and the 4um and the 4um is boring as hell.

Bucks too hard plays too rough,

2000 pounds of dangerous stuff,

The way he looks he wants to tear me apart,

But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll.

continental op  posted on  2007-02-08   9:56:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Rabbi Butt-Wiper (#32)

    He said life is to short and he doesn't want to hang out with you misfits. Or something like that.

So let me get this straight.. The biggest anti-semite on the face of planet earth comes over here posing as, of all things, a Jewish man with some pinking shears or something.

He posts nothing but unreadable, dis-jointed bullshit, for the express purpose of starting trouble where none previously existed and brags about the level of public assistance he's receiving.

He THEN reverses course, fires off a Private Message which basically states: "I'm too good to hang with the likes of ya'll in this shitty place." grabs his few remaining marbles and scrams the fuck out.

He justifies this by saying that we're "misfits" and he's too cool to hang out here, as he'd rather go back to post under multiple screen names and and diddle with Bill's wife on the forum Bill pays for.

I see.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-08   10:39:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Jhoffa_ (#34)

Actually he said that "i'm a nice enough guy" but adios

He also was pissed you said something about his wife. That was an earlier message a couple of days ago.

This forum has the unique problem of people banning themselves. Other forums people complain about being banned. Here they run for the doors there is so much freedom. I've never banned anyone.

Yes it is true...I am a thought criminal.

A K A Stone  posted on  2007-02-08   12:12:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: A K A Stone (#35)

    He also was pissed you said something about his wife.

He came here just expressly to fuck with me, running his fucking mouth and posting vanities trying to provoke me... Then he's angry that I said something about his wife?

You know, I mean.. Frankly, it's not like I'm chasing him around or logging on to 4um and screwing with them.

I leave them pretty much completely alone.

Outside of a few very isolated comments here and there, when the subject is first raised by others, I never even mention them.. and I certainly don't go there and start trouble with him, Christine, or any of them for that matter.

Nurse Ratched has nerve enough to come and act like this, then have a fit because I posted a reply?

LOL!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-08   12:47:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: All (#36)

This is kind of how things went on 4um, actually..

I act in good faith, they run me down in PM's, start shit and backstab me.

THEN act indignant.

It's just amazing.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-08   13:04:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Jhoffa_ (#36)

logging on to 4um and screwing with them.

I think JT finally got tired of me doing that. He publically withdrew his protection last week, and Christine "downgraded" my account to lurker.

What the hell, I waste too much time on the 'net as it is...

Bucks too hard plays too rough,

2000 pounds of dangerous stuff,

The way he looks he wants to tear me apart,

But the way he throws me nearly stops my heart,-Buck and Roll.

continental op  posted on  2007-02-08   13:48:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: A K A Stone (#35)

He also was pissed you said something about his wife.

Maybe she's Jewish.


Whatcha Lookin' At, Butthead

Biff Tannen  posted on  2007-02-08   16:21:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Biff Tannen (#39)

Sad. Who gets the old goat's money now? Let me guess; the Jewish attorney who killed her son and obviously her.

Jethro Tull posted on 2007-02-08 16:18:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

I sure hope not.

Yes it is true...I am a thought criminal.

A K A Stone  posted on  2007-02-08   16:28:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: continental op (#38)

    I think JT finally got tired of me doing that.

You have WAY too much time on your hands..

So do they, for that matter..

I get 4 members PM'ing me, telling me that Christine and Zipp pressure them about posting elsewhere..

It's like little Stasi posting bullshit, or something.. Being an internet thought cop must consume an inordinate amount of time.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2007-02-08   17:17:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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