50 Reasons Libertarians Are Crazy "the following are the positions of some prominent and not so prominent libertarians going back to the 1970's... and yes virginia, they are batshit crazy"
• legalize blackmail
• legalize heroin, meth, & glue sniffing
• sell off the national parks
• legalize dog & cock fighting
• privatize the air you breath & the ground you walk on
• abolish all licensing: ie if you want to be a doctor or lawyer run over to kinko's and have some business cards made up --- laissez faire suckers
• allow for privatized segregation & discrimination (no jews, n*ggers, catholics, sp*cs, women, people over 50, gays, children allowed)
• legalize insider trading
• abolish animal cruelty laws
• patent the dna of all life forms including humans
• legalize child labor
• declare smoking a celebration of capitalism
• abolish the americans with disabilities act
• legalize child selling
• privatize and sell off the arctic & antarctic
• abolish unions
• replace state & federal prison guards with walmart like security
• legalize voluntary slavery
• abolish animal cruelty laws
• believe FDR & EISENHOWER were communists
• declare selfishness the ultimate virtue
• re-introduce debtors prisons
• allow individuals to own nuclear weapons or whatever armaments they want
• abolish the anti-trust laws
• sell off the rivers, lakes, & oceans of the world
• make the poor, sick, & disabled depend on charity instead of the resources of the state
• clone slaves out of your own dna
• replace the federal reserve with a pc and a chair
• let the insurance companies take over the judicial system
• privatize outer space
• denounce the idea of a "social contract"
• establish exchanges for the buying & selling of human body parts (by paying living people & the families of the dead)
• incentives for voluntary euthanasia of the old & poor --- (let granny sign her life away so the insurance company won't have to pay as much for medical or long term care)
• abolish mandatory emergency room care
• legalize extortion
• abolish/limit medical malpractice suits
• consider the non-payment of bills as cause for arrest and the use of lethal force
• abolish public schools
• establish private armies in place of the US armed forces
• re-introduce 18th century style workhouses
• abolish usury laws
• claim that societies and even families don't exist --- only individuals
• end compulsary education
• pre-emptive killing of as much as 40% of islamic peoples
• allow the disemination of snuff movies & kiddie porn
• let companies sue & imprison whistle blowers
• legalize prostitution & decriminalize pimping
• abolish social security & medicare
• take the remaining native american lands and sell them off for pennies on the dollar
• send mercenaries to seize nationalized businesses
