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Title: The Coral Snake Rumsfeld/Aspartame Song Album
Source: Coral Snake's Song Parodies and Updates
URL Source: [None]
Published: Jan 16, 2007
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2007-01-16 01:21:18 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Douggie, Contest, Song Parodies, Rumsfeld, Aspartame, ElapidTunes
Views: 1804
Comments: 7

The reason for this thread:

Some time yesterday Doug from Upland form FreeRepublic posted a large set of Song Parodies on a FreeRepublic thread that he entered in a contest on a Neo Con radio talk program (Bill Bennet) dealing with the Sandy Berger "pants stuffing" theft of documents from the National Archives in 2003. As I consider myself in competition with him I'm introducing here a thread of my own update parodies from last year on my own favorite mocking target Donald Rumsfeld and Aspartame legalization. In this light I would hope that any lurker here associated with Alex Jones or Jeff Rense Consider a similar contest for song parodies on the Don Rumsfeld/Aspartame legalization issue.

First up BEAUTIFUL ROSE.

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#1. To: All (#0) (Edited)

This one was enspired by a previous Doug from Upland Sandy Berger "pants" song that was posted at around the time that Steve "Crocodile Huunter" Erwin died from a stingray attack.

Coral Snake Song - Beautiful Rose (One of Doug From Upland's heroes, Rummy the Aspartame serial poisoner!!!, Hint Douggie, Sandy Burger is NOT the only pants stuffer in the phony two party system!!!)


Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.

Original song by Henry Clay Work (1861)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)

Midi: Beautiful Rose
Look under 1861


Through Donald Rumsfeld!!!

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
Douggie from Upland, dumped the gun rights cause,
For the Neo-Con lies.
With their harrassments, of old ladies on planes--
And their domestic spies!
But of Doug's heroes, one really stands out.
Who'se bank account was swelled;
By the poison which, gave him the nickname--
Aspartame Don Rumsfeld!

(CHORUS)
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!

(2.)
Aspartame studies, said it was unsafe,
And best for killing ants;
We are suspecting, Sandy Burger's way--
They left in Rummy's pants.
So to avoid the FDA's verdict--
Firmly and flatly, "No!"
And so the poison got fully approved--
Don Rumsfeld made it so.

(CHORUS)
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!

(3.)
Rummy, he got the studies in the dawn,
Filched with his skillful hand;
Then down his pants, and to the shredder gone--
Aspartame won't be banned.
Shredding the studies--gave Rummy his gold--
Through poison day by day;
Then of the sheeple, they would now be culled--
Many would pass away.

(CHORUS)
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!

Next up GRANDFATHER'S CLOCK (one of my favorite 19th century songs)

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:24:14 ET  (2 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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This is my latest Parody Update on the Rumsfeld Aspartame subject and the first on for which I sequenced the MIDI file myself.

Coral Snake Song - Grandfather's Clock (Donald Rumsfeld Gets WORST Jerk of the Year "award" for being the ASPARTAME SERIAL POISONER!!!)


Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.

Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1876)
Update barody by Coral Snake (2006)

Midi - Grandfather's Clock

(Musical introduction)

(1.)
For many long years it was left unapproved,
It belonged on the reject pile floor;
But the new CEO Donald Rumsfeld then moved,
To get the poison out of Searle's door.
It was called Aspartame the poison of sweetened fame,
All for Monsanto's treasure and pride;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(2.)
Don Rumsfeld gave food safety a fatal blow,
FDA leader was his new toy;
With his hand picked selection Don Rumsfeld would know,
That approval would come with this ploy.
With its poisonous roar Aspartame came out the door,
As in its test reports Rummy lied;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook)
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(3.)
Doctor Arthur Hayes the crook Rummy did hire,
To get the approval off the ground;
And Hayes would not waste time, for he had one desire--
In his cooshey job to stick around.
Aspartame won its race-- As Hayes said with a streight face,
That it would not cause our health to slide;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook)
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(4.)
Genuine reports, they were switched in the night--
About rats that were found dead or dumb;
Then those reports were torched and the ashes took flight--
And by false ones approval had come.
For the truth rang the chime, that Aspartame Was a crime,
And thereby the rats' brains had been fried;
So Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(CHORUS)
FDA leader, his choosing (crook, crook, crook, crook),
Then false reports he's using (crook, crook, crook, crook)
Don Rumsfeld-- got Aspartame a pass--
And more sheeple died.

(Musical ending)

Next up MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:26:21 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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This is my first Parody update about the legalization of Aspartame by Donald Rumsfeld written around the time of my father's death.

Coral Snake Song - Marching Through Georgia (Donald Runsfeld's William Tukumsah Sherman Job on our health through his involvement in the legalization of Aspartame.)

Original song by Henry Clay Work (1865)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)

Midi - Marching Through Georgia


through Donald Rumsfeld

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
There's, a legal poison, that's the subject of this song;
Brings depopulation and sheeple making along,
It's a neurotoxin that's a hundred cobras strong,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(2.)
How dieters shouted when they heard NutraSweet's sound!
They could keep their "goodies" through this fake sugar they found!
But it is a poison putting them into the ground,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical Interlude)

(3.)
Now our population has been poisoned coast to coast!"
And it was made legal, thanks to Rummy's lying boast;
We're ingesting poison with our "goodies" as the host,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

2223 440 Date: Jan. 13, 2007 Time: 9:27am by: Decoymaker OK Corral (CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(4.)
Rummy made a thoroughfare to bring the reaper's train,
For depopulation and the sheeple makers' gain,
That's why we have Aspartame it's really very plain,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical Ending)

Next up HI DIDDLE DE DEE

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:29:13 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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Pinocchio was my dad's favorite Disney feature cartoon movie and placing Donald Rumsfeld in the charicter of its villian "Honest John" the fox inspired this Parody Update.

Coral Snake Song - Hi Diddle Dee Dee (Donald Rumsfeld SINGS about his legalization of Aspartame.)

Original song from Walt Disney's Pinocchio by Leigh Harline and Ned Washington(1940)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)

Midi - Hi Diddle Dee Dee
Look under "Pinocchio"


through Donald Rumsfeld!!!!

(Musical Introduction)

Hi diddle dee dee
It's mass murder for me.
Done through a system that's really neat,
The faux sugar that's called NutraSweet.

Hi diddle dee dee
It's mass murder for me.
We made it legal through lies so lame,
It's our death honey called Aspartame,
For our "useless eater" culling game.
It's mass murder for me.

Hi diddle dee dee
It's mass murder for me.
Aspartame's safety was a great lie,
So you would chug a lug, then goodby.

Hi diddle dee dee
It's mass murder for me.
But now you are getting the story true
But our sheeple culling we still do,
Continues in Iraq with DU.
It's mass murder for me.

Next up A VIEW TO A KILL

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:31:25 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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The title to the last Roger Moore James Bond movie was the inspiration for this Parody update.

Coral Snake Song - A View to a Kill (Donald Rumsfeld, Poisoning the world with Aspartame and Depleted Uranium)

Words and music from James Bond Movie theme(1985)
Update parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: A View to a Kill

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
Don Rumsfeld, poison's his way to kill.
He uses it for culling sheeple, that's his thill.

(Musical interlude)

First of all we see
Rumsfeld made Aspartame legal.
Lied completely.
Then he hepled, to fill Iraq with DU.
We know now, Donald Rumsfeld's wicked through and through.
Now it's time to, end the lie,

(CHORUS)
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld;
His DU or, Trotskyite creed.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfled;
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical interlude)

(2.)
Don Rumsfeld, poison's his way to kill.
And now he does it with DU as, the Shrub's shill.

(Musical Interlude)

Here's Rumsfeld's worst fear
He'll soon lose, most of his money,
Lawsuits are near.
Brain Cancer, now wears the Aspartame stain.
Despite his lies, his involvement is very plain.
Now it's time to, end the lie,

(CHORUS)
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld;
His DU or, Trotskyite creed.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfled;
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
Rumsfeld's busted, poison's his way to kill.

(Musical ending)

Next up YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:33:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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You Only Live Twice is one of my favorite James Bond movies and is the source of this Parody Update and the White Persian Cat icon in the Coral Snake's Bites of the Week KEY I use to measure the relative wickedness of the recipients.

Coral Snake Song - You Only Live Twice (More about Donald Rumsfeld and Aspartame/DU)

Words and Music from James Bond Movie Theme(1967)
Update Parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: You Only Live Twice

(Musical Introduction)

The Aspartame lies, Don Rumsfeld's schemes,
This bilge only flies, in Neo-Con dreams!
We've seen this for years, Don's lies so lame,
Now its for DU, this Neo-Con game.

True Aspartame studies, now shredded and gone,
Then DU he muddies, lying Neo-CON.
Now Donald Rumsfeld, must pay the price,
Its frog marching time, for all of these lies.

(Musical Interlude)

True Aspartame studies, now shredded and gone,
Then DU he muddies, lying Neo-CON.
Now Donald Rumsfeld, must pay the price,
Its frog marching time, for all of these lies.

(Musical interlude)

LIES!!!

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:35:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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Let's see how Douggie likes THIS album if he lurks here. ;c)

The papacy has made colossal fools of untold millions of people down through history, and it is still doing so today.

Coral Snake  posted on  2007-01-16   1:36:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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