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Title: Man-Made Warming Blamed for Disappearing Bird Populations
Source:
The Peoples Cube
URL Source: http://thepeoplescube.com/current-t ... ng-bird-populations-t9119.html
Published: Aug 10, 2012
Author: Commodore Snoogie Woogums
Post Date: 2012-08-10 12:40:41 by SJN
Keywords: None
Views: 2966
Comments: 7
A research team working on a two-million-dollar government grant just made a shocking discovery: intense man-made heat waves are decimating bird populations throughout the globe, including the birds that were recently thriving in local neighborhoods. According to the researchers, anthropogenic warming-related activities are directly responsible. Steady temperature increases, especially when confined to small areas, target inactive birds that can no longer fly away to avoid the consequences. As technologically induced heat waves are being absorbed across the skin, the affected birds begin to turn brown. "These incidents illustrate a need for an increase in government spending on further research in order to predict with accuracy the amount of more government spending on raising public awareness about an increase in government spending to study the effect of man-made warming events and activities on biodiversity and lifestyle," stated the report released last Tuesday by Moon Batts, a professor of biology and Paul Choom, a professor of natural studies. The scientists indicated that the next step would be to calculate the exact avian mortality rates caused by man-made warming events and the role played in it by the condiment industrial complex as enables and facilitators of such activities.
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Photographic Evidence of Man-Made Warming Directly Affecting a Bird Population
Don't worry. Birds, insects and fish will outlive us. See, the Planet will be fine. It's the human yeast that's past their shelf date....;}
Obama and Cali gov Moonbeam's windmills chop the birds into Obama Nuggets before global warming can get them. It's for the children!
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Have you ever considered suicide?
Have you ever considered suicide? Genocide is for those OTHER people doncha know, tea party and such. /s Bring it on!
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
It's a Giant Kool Aid party....big difference.
No. I go to sleep first....LMFAO. Why...you looking for a partner to help you? Try robbing a bank and coming out of it shooting.
#2. To: SJN (#1)
#3. To: SJN, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#0)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#4. To: mcgowanjm (#2)
It's the human yeast that's past their shelf date....;}
#5. To: A K A Stone, mcgowanjm, *Extended Clip Progressives* (#4)
the human yeast that's past their shelf date
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#6. To: hondo68 (#5)
#7. To: A K A Stone (#4)
Have you ever considered suicide?
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