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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 56967
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#7. To: A K A Stone (#3)
What the HELL is that supposed to mean? Didn't he make a declarative statement and then contradict himself in the next sentence? He can believe one,but there is no way he can believe both.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Where did you get that idea? I'm neither for it or against it for other people regardless of their sexual orientation,and am definitely against marriage on a personal level.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
You can't comprehend that. Here let me explain it to you. Although Mitt Romney disagrees with their stance he recognizes it is their choice, not his.
Where did you get that idea? You want to rip up the definition of marriage found in Websters Dictionary and replace it with newspeak. Where did you get the idea that marriage can be between anyone except opposite sexes. Oh that is right you got that idea from your fag buddies. Butt buddies.
Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation? Don't bother answering I know you use the Newspeak dictionary. It is sexual preference. It is a choice. If a queer wants to get married let the queer marry a woman. People who think like you (not actually thinking) need to shunned and ridiculed. Maybe violence at some point in the future when it gets to bad.
To sum it up Pete. You are just not on Americas side on this important issue.
My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Ok,so are you now coming out in public and admitting you are a bi-sexual that could just as easily get down and nasty with a man as you could a woman,but made the CHOICE to have sex with women instead? You have my sympathy. I never had a choice. I have always been attracted to females. It is a choice. If a queer wants to get married let the queer marry a woman. Is that what you did? People who think like you (not actually thinking) need to shunned and ridiculed. Maybe violence at some point in the future when it gets to bad. ROFLMAO! You can your little Christian Taliban buddies are going to come after me for my "Non-PC" (by YOUR standards) thought? And the difference between you people and Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollah's is what?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
And the difference between you and Roseanne Barr is...WHAT?? An extra orifice? (NOT including the hole in your head.) You really think this statement makes you look...like some kind of sage? Your values are warped, you lack any common sense...AND you're dopey. Beside that, you've become a blithering, moronic unprincipled, atheistic idiot. Are you sure you and Roseanne Barr aren't soulmates?
Wanna know something? I pity you.
If your claim is truth, then just who is 0buma's "base," you vacuous, intellectually feeble, twit? Are you voting for 0buma (and his further Scorched Earth policy)? Or just gonna sit on your fat azz and channel your inner Neville Chamberlain?
That isn't there yet. Oh nevermind I thought you were talking about something else. ;)
That sounds like what the faggot said at Chic Filla. If you are for gay marriage. You are a queer.
No twit. You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.
You really get touchy when forced to face the truth,don't you? Your religious programming interferes with your core beliefs as an American,and this puts you on edge. you lack any common sense...AND you're dopey. This from a man that worships a mythical creature and believes every word in a book of fiction? Are you sure you and Roseanne Barr aren't soulmates? No,but you and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
I agree. 100% with your statement. Pete's a militant anti-Christian, anti-Traditionalist, and mocker of nature and the Founders themselves. The only thing Pete worships is...his guns. Chaff or wheat. God is separating us all at this very moment. There is no more sitting of the fence. Good vs. Evil has never been any clearer.
I'm not familiar with what your friends are saying. Mostly because I have no dog in that fight. Chicken Fill A is a private business and the owner has the right to hold any sort of opinion that makes him happy. If you are for gay marriage. You are a queer. Then I am a heterosexual even by your alleged "standards". I'm not "for" marriage by anybody. I just don't think the government IN A FREE COUNTRY has the right to tell free citizens who can marry in civil services and who can't marry in civil services. I can see why this confuses you. The word "marry" is used in both cases.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
I don't get to post or read forums too much anymore so maybe there is more to this response than just this one post, but am I missing something here? After reading and then rereading sneaky's statement, I don't see how you get "You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement. What he said is true. There's been multiple stories over the years of the negative consequences of speaking out against homosexuality if you work in the in the entertainment industry. There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion. Saying it is so does not mean that one condones it.
Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it.
I have no interest in doing anything with or to marriage,but just for the sake of argument,let's suppose homosexuals suddenly have their RIGHT to be treated THE SAME AS ALL OTHER CITIZENS recognized,and started getting married all over the land. HOW would this "pervert" YOUR marriage in any respect? Yes you are the enemy. Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. Not only a lie,a damn lie. As a free citizen,you have the RIGHT to believe any damn fool thing you want to believe,and you don't need my approval or the approval of anyone else. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt. There ya go,A-Hab. Talking about a religious war,and killing non-believers. And this makes you different from Fundie Muslims in WHAT way?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
HA! You're the moron *trying* to compare Christians...with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs'?? You're a freaking joke. A cartoon. Your religious programming interferes with your core beliefs as an American,and this puts you on edge. You HAVE no "core beliefs". Except for the Second Amendment. BFD. You're a moral relativist programmed by...some phantom subconscious "authority" who you can't name nor recognize. OUT OF THIN AIR - Talk about denial. This from a man that worships a mythical creature and believes every word in a book of fiction? This from a man who believes he was created out of thin air, his thoughts created out of thin air, and his conscience and sense of morality was created out of thin air. No tell me - WHO is the moronic simpleton here?? You and religious figures like the Ayotollah Khomeni,bin Laden,Stalin,Hitler,and Mao sure do seem to have a lot in common. Go ahead and explain your inanity, you bucktoothed, backwoods, retard.
Would this be your God of love? There is no more sitting of the fence. Good vs. Evil has never been any clearer. You're right on this,even if not in the sense you intend.
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
You believe is "freedom" for anyone NOT a Christian, you hypocritical atheistic fag-hag.
Blah,blah,blah. You get more insane with each passing day. I hope you don't have a daughter that starts dating someone not in your cult. I have no problem at all seeing you involved in a "honor killing".
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
Control yourself,Nancy! Where have I EVER said Christians don't have the same rights as everyone else?
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
"sexual orientation." Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles? Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles? Because Massachusetts Mitt has the Big Red "R" on his back. They are all good little comrades,and they WILL blindly support "The Party".
"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011 Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.
That would be special rights as a marriage is between a man and a woman. You also think that girls are discriminated against because they can't join the boy scouts. If what you call is discrimination then it is discriminatino that Mike Tyson can't box in the womans boxing league. That is how stupid you are PervertPete. I'm not even mentioning your blatant immorality. Just the stupid part is what I am discussing now.
Yes. Choose wisely, Atheist. By His grace he still blesses you with the opportunity to make your decision between HIS way, or continuing to mock and reject him. But don't look to me to convince you, Satanist. You're just pissed off He won't give you paradise on Earth. Or see all the suffering and blame God. Hey - talk to your master about that - Satan. He's the one creating all the havoc and convincing you that it's God's "fault" everyone suffers and that there is no Heaven after you bite the dust. You're just an arrogant azzhole spiting yourself. Go on...listen to the Devil. You got a few years left to save your soul. Find someone who can help you deal with your bitterness and hate. It's all you have - your guns won't mean jack-sh*t in the Afterlife.
You believe in anarchy. You believe in queers and queer ideology.
You mean before or after you compared Christians..."with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs?" Like I said. You're a cartoon.
There ya go,A-Hab. Talking about a religious war,and killing non-believers. And this makes you different from Fundie Muslims in WHAT way? They want to kill believers in the one true God. I want to defend myself from the evil hordes that are coming. That you are part of. When the evil hordes want to destroy your culture and nation. You join with the evil hordes. I saw lock and load and shoot for the head. You will have to learn to keep your mouth shut and your immorality and anti Americanism to yourself when that time comes. Or you will be swept away like a wave going out to sea never to return. No Pete not by me I don't even know you. But by good people that are ridding the nation of evil.
Exposed for who and what you are. You possess ZERO integrity. Look into a mirror - Good luck with that.
I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.
Romney has never ever come out in favor of fag marriage. Sure he is more willing to accept them then me or others. I can live with that if he is fair. The supreme court in Massachusetts brought fag marriage to that state. Not Mitt Romney. Do I agree with Mitt on saying the gays should be in the boy scouts. Hell no I don't. But he didn't say the Boy Scouts should be forced to accept them. I wish his opinion was more like mine but it isn't. I can accept it because he is probably just thinking they are all just kids who should be given a chance to be in the scouts. I can agree with that a bit. As there is really no such thing as gay people or gay boy scouts. They are all just sinners who make bad sinful choices. No one is born that way. So to claim to be gay is not really true. It is just a name they put on their sin to try and cover it. Obama is pushing gay marriage though. Obama is already ruining the nation. Obama will continue to ruin and destroy and pervert the nation either that or maybe just maybe Romney will be a little better on some things. Certainly on the economy he will be. Only a retarded person or someone immoral or a liar would claim Obama and Romney are the same. Your "I am the Juan percent" was pretty funny though.
Of course he does; The Godless and queers are all militant anti-Christian. And note who their natural ally is: COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRATS.
Yes we go at this every once in a while. Some of my words towards him were harsh. I don't support hurting anyone. But when the time comes that I am seeing on the horizon. I will defend myself. It will be against people that think like Pete in this instance. When Pete talks about some other issues I agree with him. But this is an issue no moral person imo can ignore. It goes the the redefining of our culture into some sex obsessed fag culture. I don't want to live in a nation where fags are a protected class with special protections. Did you know that Obama's health law says if you are a fag you can just say so and get free healthcare from some other fags policy. I know you have a strong libertarian streak in you. I don't know what side you come down on this issue.
Obama is already ruining the nation. Obama will continue to ruin and destroy and pervert the nation either that or maybe just maybe Romney will be a little better on some things. Certainly on the economy he will be. WELL STATED.
There is a Gay Mafia whose goal is infiltrating the top of the food chain at ALL levels of establishments and institutions: Yes, Entertainment, but also Media, Social Networks, the Internet, Churches, Schools, the Academe, Businesses, Goobermint, the Judiciary, etc. Wanna know why and how this country and world have become so effed up during the last 20 years or so? Look no further then they and the indifferent, the moral Neville Chamberlains, and the ammoral, Godless anarchists. These Godless perverts and satanic purveyors of ALL things subversive and perverse defy (God's) nature, laws and morality. They shall reap what they sow. Caught in the crossfire have been the soldiers of the Founders' Christian heritage and traditions.
Yet none of those can hold a candle to the god of the Christian Bible in his ability to be blood thirsty.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest"I support the right of the Boy Scouts of America to decide what it wants to do on that issue. I feel that all people should be able to participate in the Boy Scouts regardless of their sexual orientation."
#8. To: A K A Stone (#5)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#9. To: sneakypete (#7)
What the HELL is that supposed to mean?
#10. To: sneakypete (#8)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#11. To: sneakypete (#8)
regardless of their sexual orientation,
#12. To: sneakypete (#8)
#13. To: A K A Stone (#10)
You want to rip up the definition of marriage found in Websters Dictionary and replace it with newspeak.
#14. To: A K A Stone (#11)
It is sexual preference. It is a choice.
#15. To: sneakypete (#14)
And the difference between you people and Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollah's is what?
#16. To: sneakypete (#14)
#17. To: hondo68 (#2)
Mitt should do well with his traditional base, pedophiles and gays.
#18. To: Liberator (#15)
(NOT including the hole in your head.)
#19. To: sneakypete (#14)
. I have always been attracted to females.
#20. To: sneakypete (#13)
My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.
#21. To: Liberator (#15)
And the difference between you and Roseanne Barr is...WHAT?? An extra orifice? (NOT including the hole in your head.)
#22. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#20)
You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.
#23. To: A K A Stone (#19)
That sounds like what the faggot said at Chic Filla.
#24. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#5)
(Edited)
You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
#25. To: Fibr Dog (#24)
"You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement.
#26. To: A K A Stone (#20)
You want to redefine marriage to pervert it.
#27. To: sneakypete (#21)
You really get touchy when forced to face the truth,don't you?
#28. To: Liberator (#22)
God is separating us all at this very moment.
#29. To: sneakypete (#26)
Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.
#30. To: Liberator (#27)
#31. To: Liberator (#29)
You believe is "freedom" for anyone NOT a Christian, you hypocritical atheistic fag-hag.
#32. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#11)
Romney really said.
Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation? 
Gay Caballero - Willard M. Romney
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#33. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, Liberator (#32)
Why do you use faggot words like sexual orientation?
#34. To: sneakypete (#26)
I have no interest in doing anything with or to marriage,but just for the sake of argument,let's suppose homosexuals suddenly have their RIGHT to be treated THE SAME AS ALL OTHER CITIZENS recognized,and started getting married all over the land.
#35. To: sneakypete (#28)
Would this be your God of love?
#36. To: sneakypete (#26)
Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.
#37. To: sneakypete (#31)
(Edited)
Where have I EVER said Christians don't have the same rights as everyone else?
#38. To: sneakypete (#26)
When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.
#39. To: sneakypete (#30)
I hope you don't have a daughter that starts dating someone not in your cult. I have no problem at all seeing you involved in a "honor killing".
#40. To: A K A Stone (#25)
Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it.
#41. To: hondo68 (#32)
Why does Mitt, and why do you support the gay marriage license signing fag, who wishes that the boy scouts would accept pedophiles?
#42. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#36)
You believe in anarchy. You believe in queers and queer ideology.
#43. To: Fibr Dog (#40)
I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.
#44. To: A K A Stone (#41)
Obama is pushing gay marriage though.
#45. To: Fibr Dog (#24)
There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion.
#46. To: Liberator (#37)
You mean before or after you compared Christians..."with Stalin,Hitler,bin Laden,and the various Ayatollahs?"
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