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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 57802
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
What is really funny is how clueless the PC left is. Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe. On the other hand, gays are only around 2% of the population. I seriously would not be surprised if KFC sued these folks for defamation. I'd much rather have the business of the overwhelming majority of the nation than to pander to a tiny percent.
Well,if you are a life-long leftist that has been living in cities and been a part of the entertainment industry your whole life,EVERYBODY that is a heterosexual is a fringe element. If you piss off the homos in Hollywood your career is over because none of the writers will write for you,and none of the distributors or producers want anything to do with you due to fear of a writer's strike. Same thing in NYC if you are a actor or actress. Good luck getting a job on Broadway if you are anti-homo anything.
You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
I don't get to post or read forums too much anymore so maybe there is more to this response than just this one post, but am I missing something here? After reading and then rereading sneaky's statement, I don't see how you get "You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement. What he said is true. There's been multiple stories over the years of the negative consequences of speaking out against homosexuality if you work in the in the entertainment industry. There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion. Saying it is so does not mean that one condones it.
There is a Gay Mafia whose goal is infiltrating the top of the food chain at ALL levels of establishments and institutions: Yes, Entertainment, but also Media, Social Networks, the Internet, Churches, Schools, the Academe, Businesses, Goobermint, the Judiciary, etc. Wanna know why and how this country and world have become so effed up during the last 20 years or so? Look no further then they and the indifferent, the moral Neville Chamberlains, and the ammoral, Godless anarchists. These Godless perverts and satanic purveyors of ALL things subversive and perverse defy (God's) nature, laws and morality. They shall reap what they sow. Caught in the crossfire have been the soldiers of the Founders' Christian heritage and traditions.
What is happening today is no different than what has happened over and over again since the beginning of time. It is all part of the never ending sin-salvation cycle. The question is, do you meet immorality and decadence head-on with hatred and anger? From everything I've read in both the Old Testament and the New, the answer is no. We hunker down and turn inward. We embrace our congregation and do our best to ignore the outside world as we live our lives for Jesus. That does not mean we give up though, it just means that we focus upon those around us. We try to be Christian role models while preaching the word of the Lord to those that will listen and leaving alone those that won't, praying that our example and His will will soften their hearts. Eventually things will get so bad that people will begin to see their folly and begin turning back to the Lord in droves. As I said, it's happened over and over since time began. For an example of what I mean by sin-salvation cycle, read the Book of Judges. What happened throughout that whole book is happening now and has been happening forever.
Yes, it IS different. We are in the End Times when God will separate the wheat from the chaff; When Satan's desperate days are numbered and his power to deceive has never been greater. The degree of evil and immorality and decadence will grow ever worse. You can see that clearly in just the past decade. People are now brazen enough to mick God in the public square...as the Godless and immoral are highly esteemed and even respected. As to your question, evil should always be met with defense of our God-given liberty righteousness and His word. Christians should NOT nor will not lie down like lambs to slaughter. We embrace our congregation and do our best to ignore the outside world as we live our lives for Jesus. That does not mean we give up though, it just means that we focus upon those around us. We try to be Christian role models while preaching the word of the Lord to those that will listen and leaving alone those that won't, praying that our example and His will will soften their hearts. Well stared....I pray you're right. Eventually things will get so bad that people will begin to see their folly and begin turning back to the Lord in droves. As I said, it's happened over and over since time began. For an example of what I mean by sin-salvation cycle, read the Book of Judges. What happened throughout that whole book is happening now and has been happening forever. I think there will indeed be a massive turning to God ion the near future. But ignoring this vast social-interacted word is near-impossible - let's face it. But that's both good and bad news. Matthew 3:12: Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire And then... Luke 12:51-53 King James Version (KJV) 51 Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: 52 For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. 53 The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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#4. To: Orthodoxa (#1)
Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe.
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
#24. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#5)
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You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
#45. To: Fibr Dog (#24)
There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion.
#60. To: Liberator (#45)
#91. To: Fibr Dog (#60)
(Edited)
What is happening today is no different than what has happened over and over again since the beginning of time. It is all part of the never ending sin-salvation cycle. The question is, do you meet immorality and decadence head-on with hatred and anger?
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