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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 57842
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
What is really funny is how clueless the PC left is. Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe. On the other hand, gays are only around 2% of the population. I seriously would not be surprised if KFC sued these folks for defamation. I'd much rather have the business of the overwhelming majority of the nation than to pander to a tiny percent.
Well,if you are a life-long leftist that has been living in cities and been a part of the entertainment industry your whole life,EVERYBODY that is a heterosexual is a fringe element. If you piss off the homos in Hollywood your career is over because none of the writers will write for you,and none of the distributors or producers want anything to do with you due to fear of a writer's strike. Same thing in NYC if you are a actor or actress. Good luck getting a job on Broadway if you are anti-homo anything.
You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
Where did you get that idea? I'm neither for it or against it for other people regardless of their sexual orientation,and am definitely against marriage on a personal level.
Where did you get that idea? You want to rip up the definition of marriage found in Websters Dictionary and replace it with newspeak. Where did you get the idea that marriage can be between anyone except opposite sexes. Oh that is right you got that idea from your fag buddies. Butt buddies.
My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.
No twit. You want special privelages for your butt buddies. You want to redefine marriage to pervert it. Yes you are the enemy. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt.
I have no interest in doing anything with or to marriage,but just for the sake of argument,let's suppose homosexuals suddenly have their RIGHT to be treated THE SAME AS ALL OTHER CITIZENS recognized,and started getting married all over the land. HOW would this "pervert" YOUR marriage in any respect? Yes you are the enemy. Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom. You and your fag friends want to outlaw Christianity. Not only a lie,a damn lie. As a free citizen,you have the RIGHT to believe any damn fool thing you want to believe,and you don't need my approval or the approval of anyone else. When they go to far you certainly will be a target. Most certainly. No doubt. There ya go,A-Hab. Talking about a religious war,and killing non-believers. And this makes you different from Fundie Muslims in WHAT way?
You believe in anarchy. You believe in queers and queer ideology.
Of course he does; The Godless and queers are all militant anti-Christian. And note who their natural ally is: COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRATS.
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods! That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil.
That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil. Unbelievable!
That would be a good plan except it is not possible to root out only the evil. Unbelievable! If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world. Believable coming from you comrade.
LOL! Be vewwy,vewwy careful what you are asking for Stone,because you might not like it if you get it. There will be people out there hunting wabbits with special collars. There is NO civil government in the history of the world that is responsible for even a small percentage of the evil done in the name of religion.
Stone wackiness is shown in his personal Mittie solution about America's issues but Stone shall vote for the dumbfuck. BTW, Mittie wants gays in the boy scouts. We can suppose Stone's logical connection for a faux presidential candidate representing values to Americans leads to his own "gaydom." Stone shall be on state welfare in no time for parroting of government BS.
Doesn't matter. All that matters to Stone and the other loons is that he has the magical "Big Red "R"" behind his name. Therefore,he MUST be a conservative.
Take the month off. A K A Stone posted on 2012-08-05 16:10:09 ET Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R. All hail the orange god, John Boehner!
#92. To: hondo68, A K A Stone (#88)
Stone,please tell me you are kidding? If you're not,I hope you reconsider tomorrow after you have calmed down some.
I didn't ban for him anything you see posted. I gave him the month off for the pm he sent me and the stuff you don't see that I deleted.
Stone, you've gone overboard again. No wonder this place is so dead lately. See you whenever...
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#4. To: Orthodoxa (#1)
Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe.
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
#8. To: A K A Stone (#5)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#10. To: sneakypete (#8)
You being for the perversion of marriage.
#13. To: A K A Stone (#10)
You want to rip up the definition of marriage found in Websters Dictionary and replace it with newspeak.
#20. To: sneakypete (#13)
My apologies. I didn't know Websters Dictionary was the law of our land. I mistakenly thought it was the US Constution,which states all citizens are to be treated equally.
#26. To: A K A Stone (#20)
You want to redefine marriage to pervert it.
#36. To: sneakypete (#26)
Of course I am. I am a American,and I believe in freedom.
#42. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#36)
You believe in anarchy. You believe in queers and queer ideology.
#65. To: Liberator (#42)
Of course he does; The Godless and queers are all militant anti-Christian. And note who their natural ally is: COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRATS.
#66. To: sneakypete (#65)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh?
#79. To: A K A Stone (#66)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
#80. To: sneakypete (#79)
Whut dis cuntrie needs iz a good Holy War,huh? First we'uns will kill off all the non-believers,then we kin go after the ones that follow the false gods!
#84. To: A K A Stone (#80)
If you could you wouldn't root out evil in the world.
#85. To: sneakypete (#84)
#87. To: buckeroo (#85)
BTW, Mittie wants gays in the boy scouts.
#88. To: sneakypete, buckeroo, A K A Stone, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#87)
#2. To: buckeroo (#1)
Replies to Comment # 88. Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R.
#93. To: hondo68 (#88)
#101. To: hondo68, A K A Stone, buckeroo (#88)
Stone banned him for a month. Dissin' the big R.
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