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Title: Fake KFC Ad with John Goodman
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NYDailyNews
URL Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertai ... -chick-fil-a-article-1.1127382
Published: Aug 4, 2012
Author: Meena Hart Duerson
Post Date: 2012-08-04 17:47:21 by Hondo68
Keywords: mock Chick-fil-A, the gayest chicken, open on Sundays
Views: 56937
Comments: 111
Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay marriage stance may have sparked a nationwide controversy, but a hilarious new video suggests one of the chain’s competitors is using the opportunity to win the chicken war.
In a new spoof for FunnyorDie.com, John Goodman is decked out as Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders and declares he “loves the gays.”
“It don’t take a bonified Einstein genius to know that I’m an old-fashioned sort,” he bellows from a Southern-styled living room.
“But when it comes to ... marriage rights - why I reckon I’m a bit more progressive than my pals down at Chick-fil-A,” he says. “Yep, let it be known that Colonel Sanders loves the gays. Hell, I might even be gay.”
The video then cuts to a man flirtatiously calling out to him, “Hey, Colonel, dinner’s almost ready.”
“See?” Goodman says to the camera mischeviously.
Outfitted in the Colonel’s signature white-suited style, Goodman uses his over-the-top impression to mock Chick-fil-A, which has been under fire since the company’s president said last month they are “guilty as charged” when it comes to supporting the “biblical definition of the family unit.”
The chain donated $4 million in 2009 and 2010 to right-wing groups that oppose the legalization of gay marriage.
By contrast, the Colonel - as played by Goodman - wants to scoop up all the business Chick-fil-A has lost by alienating gay customers, advertising KFC as the place to go “if you want the gayest chicken.”
“I love all gay people always. And, we’re open on Sundays,” he says, taking another swipe at Chick-fil-A which is only open Monday through Saturday for religious reasons.
“The only church the Colonel attends on Sunday is the church of chicken,” Goodman’s Colonel says. “Not to be confused with Church’s Chicken, whom I hear, unlike myself, hate gays.”
The video comes on the heels of Wednesday’s “Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day,” in which supporters of the fast food chain packed its stores across the country in a rally organized by and Fox News host and former GOP candidate Mike Huckabee.
Despite the firestorm over Chick-fil-A’s position, the “Colonel” says he doesn’t actually care about beliefs - it all comes to money.
“I don’t actually give a s---,” Goodman says pointedly. “Gay or not, you’re all just a bunch of big old money mouths walking around talking and eating.”
Watch the video on your mobile device HERE.
A hilarious new video from ‘Funny or Die’ show how KFC could have reacted to Chick-fil-A’s anti-gay-marriage stance.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
What is really funny is how clueless the PC left is. Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe. On the other hand, gays are only around 2% of the population. I seriously would not be surprised if KFC sued these folks for defamation. I'd much rather have the business of the overwhelming majority of the nation than to pander to a tiny percent.
Well,if you are a life-long leftist that has been living in cities and been a part of the entertainment industry your whole life,EVERYBODY that is a heterosexual is a fringe element. If you piss off the homos in Hollywood your career is over because none of the writers will write for you,and none of the distributors or producers want anything to do with you due to fear of a writer's strike. Same thing in NYC if you are a actor or actress. Good luck getting a job on Broadway if you are anti-homo anything.
You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
I don't get to post or read forums too much anymore so maybe there is more to this response than just this one post, but am I missing something here? After reading and then rereading sneaky's statement, I don't see how you get "You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement. What he said is true. There's been multiple stories over the years of the negative consequences of speaking out against homosexuality if you work in the in the entertainment industry. There IS a gay mafia within the entertainment industry and they actively seek to destroy anyone who doesn't embrace their perversion. Saying it is so does not mean that one condones it.
Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it.
I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.
Yes we go at this every once in a while. Some of my words towards him were harsh. I don't support hurting anyone. But when the time comes that I am seeing on the horizon. I will defend myself. It will be against people that think like Pete in this instance. When Pete talks about some other issues I agree with him. But this is an issue no moral person imo can ignore. It goes the the redefining of our culture into some sex obsessed fag culture. I don't want to live in a nation where fags are a protected class with special protections. Did you know that Obama's health law says if you are a fag you can just say so and get free healthcare from some other fags policy. I know you have a strong libertarian streak in you. I don't know what side you come down on this issue.
If anybody is obsessed with sex,it is you and the homos you square off against. I don't give a damn who any of you want to hump,as long as it isn't me. I don't want to live in a nation where fags are a protected class with special protections. But you DO want to live in a country where heterosexuals are a protected class with special protections. How about this? How about we live in a country where everybody has these same rights and obligations IN THE EYES OF THE LAW? After all,anything less is un-American.
That sounds very reasonable Pete. Except you are lying. You want special privelages for faggots to be able to change meanings of words. You are a perverter. You are right. You are un-American.
#81. To: A K A Stone (#70)
Fuck you! I don't lie.
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#4. To: Orthodoxa (#1)
Chik-Fil-A just had record sales on Wednesday, due to all of those Christian folks that this comedian thinks is a tiny fringe.
#5. To: sneakypete (#4)
#24. To: A K A Stone, sneakypete (#5)
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You being for the perversion of marriage. Makes you part of the problem. Just saying.
#25. To: Fibr Dog (#24)
"You being for the perversion of marriage" from sneaky's statement.
#40. To: A K A Stone (#25)
Hello Fibr. Sneaky thinks we should redefine marriage to include same sex couples. That is perverting it.
#43. To: Fibr Dog (#40)
I see. This was a continuation of an on-going debate between you two. Ok, I get it now. I figured it was something like that but wasn't sure and thought I would ask.
#68. To: A K A Stone, Fibr Dog (#43)
It goes the the redefining of our culture into some sex obsessed fag culture.
#70. To: sneakypete (#68)
How about this? How about we live in a country where everybody has these same rights and obligations IN THE EYES OF THE LAW?
Replies to Comment # 70. Except you are lying.
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