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Title: Robot Bar
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Published: Jul 17, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-07-17 07:21:51 by CZ82
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Views: 5805
Comments: 10
Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey. Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, you people still happy with Barack Obama???"
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#1. To: CZ82, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#0)
And now, the rest of the story... He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 25." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, you people still happy with Sarah Palin???" LOL!!!
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about - 250." The robot leans back laughing so hard he can hardly speak and says, "SO, are you people still pissing your selves over your spit flecked, drooling insane HATE for a mere small woman, who hasn't even run for any public office in three maybe four years, Sarah Palin??? LOL! Aren't you the same FOOLS who think both parties are exactly the SAME, and that there is no real difference between the messiah "king" obammy and mittens? LOL! The next one is on the house! You OBVIOUSLY have bigger problems than buying a drink FOOL! THANKS FOOL! Even robots need a belly laugh now and then! LOL! LOL!!! LOL! There, FIXED it for you FOOL! (NON robotic laughter) LMAOAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8. To: Mad Dog, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#7)
You rocket scientists are going to vote for another loser, and give Obama 4 more years. LOL at the MitTards!
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The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
#7. To: hondo68, CZ82, ALL (#1)
And now, the rest of the story ................................................
Replies to Comment # 7. Uh, about - 250
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