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Title: Robot Bar
Source: E-Mail
URL Source: http://E-Mail
Published: Jul 17, 2012
Author: E-Mail
Post Date: 2012-07-17 07:21:51 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 6346
Comments: 10

Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.

The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey.

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, you people still happy with Barack Obama???"


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#1. To: CZ82, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#0)

And now, the rest of the story...


The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 25."

The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, you people still happy with Sarah Palin???"

LOL!!!

Hondo68  posted on  2012-07-17   11:10:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: hondo68 (#1)

And the story continues.

Hondo having heard the enitire conversation walks up to the robot.

The robot says what will you have. Hondo says a whiskey.

The robot brings him a whiskey and says so what is your IQ.

Hondo says 10. The Robot says so do you people still think there is no difference between Mitt Romney and the Kenyan?

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-07-17   11:17:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: A K A Stone (#2)

The Ohioan goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 1."

The robot leans in real close and says, "Stone, you know your Mom says whiskey makes you wet the bed, go home, it's almost your curfew.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2012-07-17   12:06:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Ferret Mike (#4)

Then the ferret walked into the room. The robot knowing him immediately said you are to stupid and pulled out a lazer gun and vaporized the ferret.

;)

The End.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-07-17   12:42:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#6. To: A K A Stone (#5)

I'm not stupid enough to let any of my ferrets walk into a bar. They can't hold their liquor.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2012-07-17 12:58:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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