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Published: Jul 17, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-07-17 07:21:51 by CZ82
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Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender! The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey." The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey. Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, you people still happy with Barack Obama???"
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#1. To: CZ82, *Liberal Rehab Staff* (#0)
And now, the rest of the story... He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 25." The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, you people still happy with Sarah Palin???" LOL!!!
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
And the story continues. Hondo having heard the enitire conversation walks up to the robot. The robot says what will you have. Hondo says a whiskey. The robot brings him a whiskey and says so what is your IQ. Hondo says 10. The Robot says so do you people still think there is no difference between Mitt Romney and the Kenyan?
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
The Ohioan goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 1." The robot leans in real close and says, "Stone, you know your Mom says whiskey makes you wet the bed, go home, it's almost your curfew.
Then the ferret walked into the room. The robot knowing him immediately said you are to stupid and pulled out a lazer gun and vaporized the ferret. ;) The End.
I'm not stupid enough to let any of my ferrets walk into a bar. They can't hold their liquor.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about - 250." The robot leans back laughing so hard he can hardly speak and says, "SO, are you people still pissing your selves over your spit flecked, drooling insane HATE for a mere small woman, who hasn't even run for any public office in three maybe four years, Sarah Palin??? LOL! Aren't you the same FOOLS who think both parties are exactly the SAME, and that there is no real difference between the messiah "king" obammy and mittens? LOL! The next one is on the house! You OBVIOUSLY have bigger problems than buying a drink FOOL! THANKS FOOL! Even robots need a belly laugh now and then! LOL! LOL!!! LOL! There, FIXED it for you FOOL! (NON robotic laughter) LMAOAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
You rocket scientists are going to vote for another loser, and give Obama 4 more years. LOL at the MitTards!
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
. Your gibbering STUPIDITY is anything but funny, you retarded fuckwad. Sarah Palin isn't running for ANYTHING! You are the PDS insane cunt that brought her up. Since she has NOTHING to do with this election in any way MORON. Your gay crush on mittens is kind of embarrassing to watch FOOL. Go play with yourself to his pictures somewhere else you sick pervert.
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
Btw tard, unlike you PAULIEtardies, I NEVER said "leave ANYBODY alone". Let alone a person running for PRESIDENT. I say, and have said, that your objection to mittens is not logical, or fact based, or even fucking relevant when the choice is ANYBODY or YOUR beloved messiah "king" obammy. You are just TRYING to project your own EPIC stupidity onto us all. Nice picture of you talking about the wee failed FRAUD ronniePAULIE btw FOOL. LMAOAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. 
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#2. To: hondo68 (#1)
#3. To: A K A Stone, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#2)
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#4. To: A K A Stone (#2)
#5. To: Ferret Mike (#4)
#6. To: A K A Stone (#5)
#7. To: hondo68, CZ82, ALL (#1)
And now, the rest of the story ................................................
#8. To: Mad Dog, *Yukon neo-Progressive Vermin* (#7)
Uh, about - 250
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#9. To: hondo68 (#8)
#10. To: hondo68 (#8)
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