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Title: Boofer: Dogs Talk To Me
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Boofer's Delusions
URL Source: http://www.asif.com
Published: Jul 4, 2012
Author: Boofer
Post Date: 2012-07-04 23:03:45 by war
Keywords: None
Views: 8035
Comments: 16
The first time it happened I was walking in an unfamiliar neighborhood and encountered an unleashed dog who wanted to know if I had seen a pitbull in the vicinity. The dog projected a set of moving images of the pitbull into my mind and I projected a set of moving images retracing my footsteps in the neighborhood back to the dog. It seemed instantaneous and in some respects involuntary and quite surprising, but we exchanged thoughts.
The second time it happened I was less responsive to the animal who was simply at home alone and needed reassurance.
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#1. To: war (#0)
I think the second one might have been his wife.
I watched The Twilight Zone tonight. It was about a woman (Vera Miles) seeing herself in a bus station. Something about parallel worlds and such. At least she was good looking with nice lips.
Wasn't Martin Milner in that as well?
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
Basslips?
. [rimshot]
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
Yes he was. You have an excellent memory.
I'm an excellent driver.
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
But, are those your underwear?
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
Underwear?
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
Sorry, I thought you were quoting lines from "Rainman". :o)
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
We were... K-Mart sucks, Ray...
I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
I hate to be the one to inform you but..the spandex troll boy has left the building. Send condolences to the Flaming Faggots of Staten Island Foundation, South Ferry Bldg.#2 New York, NY. 10017
Again? He'll be back.
"If men through fear, fraud or mistake, should in terms renounce and give up any essential natural right, the eternal law of reason and the great end of society, would absolutely vacate such renunciation; the right to freedom being the gift of God Almighty, it is not in the power of Man to alienate this gift, and voluntarily become a slave." Samuel Adams, Rights of the Colonists, 1772
Boofer, my neighbor's cat is missing. Once they find her can you have a word with her about staying close to home? Thanks in advance.
All is good now. My neighbor found that her cat was invited into the home by the kids of another neighbor. She was worried it might have gotten run over on the street. Sorry for the false alarm.
#2. To: war (#0)
#3. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
#4. To: Fred Mertz (#2)
At least she was good looking with nice lips.
Say hello to your grandma for me.
#5. To: Logsplitter (#1)
#6. To: war (#3)
Wasn't Martin Milner in that as well?
#7. To: Fred Mertz (#6)
#8. To: war (#7)
I'm an excellent driver.
#9. To: We The People (#8)
#10. To: war (#9)
#11. To: We The People (#10)
#12. To: war (#11)
#13. To: We The People (#12)
#14. To: Thunderbird (#13)
#15. To: war (#0)
#16. To: All (#15)
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