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Title: Willard Mitt Romney's two failed sucide attacks on Catholics - a Priest, Truckers
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Confidential to protect the innocent
URL Source: http://Iimpervious.to.neocon.Marxist.hackers
Published: Jun 6, 2012
Author: Self
Post Date: 2012-06-06 12:31:55 by Hondo68
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Views: 7967
Comments: 6
Willard M. Romney grew up driving solid Detroit iron. His American Motors auto executive father, supplied him with wheels which he used to make runs into Mexico to pick up some of his relatives and a few kilos of weed, peyote buttons, and other recreational drugs of the day with high profit margins. But the Vietnam war came along, and to avoid the draft Willie went to France as a Mormon Missionary. Mitt's Terrible Car Accident in France -- A possibly inebriated Willard Mitt Romney drove his a Citroen DS, head-on into a Mercedes driven by a Catholic priest. Romney's car was totaled, and all six occupants were injured, one fatally. Mitt was knocked unconscious in the crash. The witnesses describe Romney as a crazy driver, and said that he was responsible for the accident. The police officer who first responded believed him to be dead and wrote "Il est mort'' - he is dead - in Romney's passport. Willie-Mitt was extremely angry at his failure to convert any God fearing French Catholics, to his Satanic Mormon Cult, and blamed the French clergy. The Mittster decided to try his luck with Peugeot cars, using a new and safer technique - attacking in reverse. -- In December 1968, Mitt was in another accident in France, in which the Peugeot Romney was driving through Le Mons backed into and hit a dump truck. "I looked in the rearview mirror, and there was a garbage truck behind us, with Catholic people in the front seat, all laughing and talking, and it was a snowy day, so I quickly backed into it" Romney said. "I then grabbed first gear and slammed into the car full of Catholics in front of us, and they kept going - bang, bang, bang, bang!": 
Young entrepreneur Willard Mitt Romney successfully avoids capture by the Federales and Border Patrol. 
Mitt was for the war, before he dodged the draft. June 16, 1968 - The Day Mitt Romney Almost Died -
Willie's Citroen after the suicide attack 
... and Willie Mitt Willie's version of the story
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#1. To: All (#0)
The story after being worked over by recycled Bush WMD spin-meisters.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Mittster: " As you can imagine, it's quite an experience to go to Bordeaux and say, 'Give up your wine! I've got a great religion for you!' " I've read reports he did personally convert two sinners to Mormonism which was pretty successful.
Your post above is even more hilarious than the original piece:)
As iron sharpens iron, So a man sharpens the countenance of his friend. -Proverbs 27:17 (NKJV)
Well, the French just aren't very good prospects for the whole Mormon thing.
That's a great story. Have you got any pictures of the Choom-mobile that Barry Obama flipped over while stoned?
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#2. To: hondo68 (#0)
Willie-Mitt was extremely angry at his failure to convert any God fearing French Catholics, to his Satanic Mormon Cult, and blamed the French clergy.
#3. To: TooConservative (#2)
I've read reports he did personally convert two sinners to Mormonism which was pretty successful.
#4. To: redleghunter (#3)
#5. To: hondo68 (#0)
#6. To: Thunderbird (#5)
pictures of the Choom-mobile that Barry Obama flipped over while stoned
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
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