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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
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URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 1010394
Comments: 860
Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black" Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme. Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way! Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!
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#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)
LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you
"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!" Please allow me to introduce the World... They saw their chance in St. Petersburg... They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed... I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!! (cool guitar jammin') Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!! Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name! Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name. Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)
"Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!" Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home... We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time... RATbot world loves our enemies... Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUD's prey... Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!! Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)
Bill clinton definately sucked ass. But please tell me
this mud, name something important that Clinton did that Bush reversed. There
isn't anything. They are globalist birds that flock to the same globalist anti
constitution feather.
"Got Issues!!" Got issues, how I wish you saw... Patriots, we must stand tall... (nice guitar break) MUD's "cause" is the RAT-whore'd's fall... Ain't jokin' 'cuz Slick broke the law... (sweet guitar pickin') Got issues, how I wish you saw... Regards...MUD (12/21/2004)
Barry Obama's Grandparents... Slick Willie's blacker than Barry O...LOL!!
Different strokes? I'd rather see Obama then the witch. If she is elected she will not really be a lawful president. The constitution fortunately discriminates and doesn't allow women to become president. Go read it for yourself. NO WOMAN PRESIDENT EVER!!!
From an email... "TAXES...What happened?" At first I thought this was funny then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his tractor, Tax his cow, Tax his ties, Tax his tobacco, Tax his cigars, Tax his car, Tax all he has When he screams and hollers, Then tax his coffin, Put these words When he's gone, Accounts Receivable Tax COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? And I still have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world at least 10 times. Happy Sunday, all...MUD
Worth repeating...
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#4. To: the Brainiac from Hell, JHoffa_, A K A Stone, war, ferret mike (#2)
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!
#5. To: A K A Stone (#4)
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!
#6. To: Mudboy Slim (#5)
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
#262. To: A K A Stone (#6)
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Got Issues!!")
Bombastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Votes fer lies and RATS' LeftWing Cause...
What's a word like "fair"?!
Why that far-off stare?! Yer just sosh'list fools and...
What's the word on Kerry?! You Big Guv'ment tools...yeah!!
Whup Left's nutty world...help Big Guv'ment fall!!
Callin' all folks like myself...
To fight fer starts of State-wide wealth 'cuz...
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
Lib-uhh-rulls think they know it all!!
Leftists lies 'bout Viet Nam, but...
Trust the words I share...
Righteous World's quite "fair"!! Dem Leftist goons...
What's the word on Kerry? Left's sosh'list fool!!
Left ain't Right...RATS gotta fall!!
Oughtta FReep...answer the call...
Yer Nation needs you, too...gonna have a Ball!!
"FRee"'s the word, I care...we're voters, too!!
FReep the World, I swear...Left's broken fools and...
Righteous world is "fair"...you'll know it, too!!
Quite spastic Lib'ral know-it-all...
Chi-Com spies and Leftists who pause...
RightWing World ain't scary!!
Righteous World's quite "fair"...US voters knew!!
RightWing world ain't scary!! Sing righteous tunes!!
FReep the World...we care!! US voters knew!!
#263. To: All (#262)
Gonzo's a GONER...then it's a whole new season...
#264. To: A K A Stone (#263)
#265. To: Mudboy Slim (#264)
#267. To: A K A Stone, Biff Tannen, TLBSHOW (#265)
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
#789. To: All (#267)
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