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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 993739
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)

LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you

the Brainiac from Hell  posted on  2006-03-12   19:28:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: the Brainiac from Hell, JHoffa_, A K A Stone, war, ferret mike (#2)

"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-14   9:15:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: A K A Stone (#4)

"Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!"
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")

Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home...
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time...
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

RATbot world loves our enemies...
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUD's prey...
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!

Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!

Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   1:50:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Mudboy Slim (#5)

Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!

Bill clinton definately sucked ass. But please tell me this mud, name something important that Clinton did that Bush reversed. There isn't anything. They are globalist birds that flock to the same globalist anti constitution feather.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-21   7:48:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: A K A Stone (#6)

"...name something important that Clinton did that Bush reversed. There isn't anything."

There's any number of things on which Dubyuh has been a vast improvement over Slick Willie, including the quality of judicial nominations, signing legislation outlawing Partial Birth Abortion, and his tax cuts. As you know, I support the Commander-in-Cief's conduct of the War on Terror...he will go down in history as a well-respected war-time POTUS, imho.

But I freely admit that I've been disappointed and even horrified by Bush's outta control domestic spending, his unwillingness to hold anyone in the previous administration accountable for their MANY crimes, his signing of CFR, his ridiculous Amnesty for ILLEGALS program. Heck, I was a ForbesFanatic back in 2000, I'm not BushBOT, not by a long shot.

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   9:51:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Mudboy Slim (#7)

There's any number of things on which Dubyuh has been a vast improvement over Slick Willie, including the quality of judicial nominations, signing legislation outlawing Partial Birth Abortion, and his tax cuts.

Lets see, his judicial nominees support the police state. Whats with the dimwit Bush naming unproven Roberts Chief Justice? He knew partial birth abortion would be overturned. He criticized South Dakotas anti abortion law. So that Shows the Shrubs true colors. His tax cuts primarily went to the wealthy. Tax cuts are good though. Now answer my question about something Clinton did that Bush reversed. He still has don't ask don't tell for the faggots in the military. He didn't get us out of GATT or NAFTA, in fact he wants to expand their reach. Bush wussed out when China forced our plane to land way back when. Bush is a total failure as President. I hate to say it but Gore would have been better.

Also why did Bush let planes fly out with the Bin Ladens right after 911. Because Bush is a murdering terrorist that will burn in hell with his skull and bones fag buddies. Burn in Hell Bush.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-21   9:56:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: A K A Stone (#8)

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim (09/10/2003)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   10:39:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Mudboy Slim (#12)

we loathe Tyranny!!

You have tyranny staring you in the face and your loving it.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-22   0:02:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: A K A Stone (#13)

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Do ya got the music in ya, Mr. Stone?

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   8:32:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Coral Snake, continental op, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, A K A Stone, Neil McIver (#19)

"FRee Iraq!!
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...
Ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   9:45:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Mudboy Slim (#20)

Coral Snake Song - A View to a Kill (Donald Rumsfeld, Poisoning the world with Aspartame and Depleted Uranium)

Words and music from James Bond Movie theme(1985)
Update parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: A View to a Kill

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
Don Rumsfeld, poison's his way to kill.
He uses it for culling sheeple, that's his thill.

(Musical interlude)

First of all we see
Rumsfeld made Aspartame legal.
Lied completely.
Then he hepled, to fill Iraq with DU.
We know now, Donald Rumsfeld's wicked through and through.
Now it's time to, end the lie,

(CHORUS)
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld;
His DU or, Trotskyite creed.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfled;
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical interlude)

(2.)
Don Rumsfeld, poison's his way to kill.
And now he does it with DU as, the Shrub's shill.

(Musical Interlude)

Here's Rumsfeld's worst fear
He'll soon lose, most of his money,
Lawsuits are near.
Brain Cancer, now wears the Aspartame stain.
Despite his lies, his involvement is very plain.
Now it's time to, end the lie,

(CHORUS)
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld;
His DU or, Trotskyite creed.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfled;
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
Rumsfeld's busted, poison's his way to kill.

(Musical ending)

Coral Snake  posted on  2006-03-22   21:14:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Coral Snake (#21)

Wonderful effort, CS...thank you for sharing it on this thread.

Regards...MUD

BTW...Rummy ROCKS!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-23   8:53:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)

BTW...Rummy ROCKS!!

Yep, just ask Jeff Gannon (a fellow Republican quiff)

asshole  posted on  2006-03-23   9:48:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Jethro tull (#23)

"Rockin' 'Til We Win This War!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' On Heaven's Door")

Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!

Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

Limbaugh, play these songs to help the FRee!!
Right shan't lose face anymore.
Thread's a long black crowd followin' me...
FReep 'cuz Right's squashin' RATS' Lib'ral whore'd!!

Rock, rock, rock...
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

(Guitar pickin' and harmonica...)

Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!

Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

Mudboy Slim (5/20/04)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-24   10:05:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Mudboy Slim (#28)

Coral Snake Song - You Only Live Twice (More about Donald Rumsfeld and Aspartame/DU)

Words and Music from James Bond Movie Theme(1967) Update Parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: You Only Live Twice

(Musical Introduction)

The Aspartame lies, Don Rumsfeld's schemes,
This bilge only flies, in Neo-Con dreams!
We've seen this for years, Don's lies so lame,
Now its for DU, this Neo-Con game.

True Aspartame studies, now shredded and gone,
Then DU he muddies, lying Neo-CON.
Now Donald Rumsfeld, must pay the price,
Its frog marching time, for all of these lies.

(Musical Interlude)

True Aspartame studies, now shredded and gone,
Then DU he muddies, lying Neo-CON.
Now Donald Rumsfeld, must pay the price,
Its frog marching time, for all of these lies.

(Musical interlude)

LIES!!!

Coral Snake  posted on  2006-03-24   18:53:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Coral Snake (#29)

"Tales of Bold Patriots!!"
(To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")

You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever...
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!

Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATs...
As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to build a shining City!!

Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence...
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition...
Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!

Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered...
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!

Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!!
Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!

The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!

Mudboy Slim (05/31/2004)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-27   20:33:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, JHoffa_, contintental op, Neil McIver (#30)

"World Trade Center Photos (9/13/01)"

Graphic...MUD

BTW...how many on this Forum believe "Bush Knew"?

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   8:49:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Mudboy Slim (#34)

Nice pics. Definately blown up. No doubts in the rational mind.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-28   8:52:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: A K A Stone (#35)

It just makes me wonder how more adjacent buildings weren't structurally destabilized...lotta crap bouncing off the buildings. I reckon most of those had been evacuated prior to the WTCs collapsing, but could you imagine standing in one of those windows looking up when the implosion began to occur?

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   9:12:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Mudboy Slim (#37)

It just makes me wonder how more adjacent buildings weren't structurally destabilized...lotta crap bouncing off the buildings. I reckon most of those had been evacuated prior to the WTCs collapsing, but could you imagine standing in one of those windows looking up when the implosion began to occur?

Regards...MUD

The fire was never hot enough to melt steel. How did the towers collapse. How did building 7 collapse, it wasn't even hit by a plane.

Can you please explain that mud.

Also what about the firemen who saw the bombs going off. Were they on drugs or something.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-28   9:16:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: A K A Stone (#38)

"The fire was never hot enough to melt steel."

It didn't melt it, it weakened it structurally...add to that the additional load required due to the columns that had been severed when the planes flew into the building, and of course the buildings were destined for implosion.

I'm an architect, dude, I work with structural engineers all the time, I know of what I speak on this issue...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   10:19:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Mudboy Slim (#40)

It didn't melt it, it weakened it structurally...add to that the additional load required due to the columns that had been severed when the planes flew into the building, and of course the buildings were destined for implosion.

I'm an architect, dude, I work with structural engineers all the time, I know of what I speak on this issue...MUD

The planes hit high. The structure already restabalized, they didn't fall immediately. Why don't my steaks fall through onto the flames on my gas grill. It is blue flame. THe wtc was black smoke, not burning effeciently. Also why did he buildings fall in a free fall. No resistance. The took 10 sec to collapse. That is free fall, no resistance. You didn't answer if the firemen were haulcenating when they saw the bombs going off. What about the fireman also on the PBS special when he said evacuate there are bombs here, then the place blew up and he was killed.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-28   10:31:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: A K A Stone (#43)

"You didn't answer if the firemen were haulcenating when they saw the bombs going off. What about the fireman also on the PBS special when he said evacuate there are bombs here, then the place blew up and he was killed.

If this "fireman" was credible, why hasn't anyone heard much from him...if this was a controlled demolition as you persist, that would be pretty big news, don't you agree?

But it's only in the furthermost reached of the cyber-world, why is that?

Becuz the story simply ain't credible, imho...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   10:52:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: Mudboy Slim (#45)

    If this "fireman" was credible, why hasn't anyone heard much from him...

Damn, you're stupid..

That's your logic? If something is credible, then you will hear about it on your television?

You're an even larger retard than I previously suspected.. (And that's REALLY saying something, btw.)

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-28   11:20:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: Jhoffa_ (#47)

BWAHAHAHAHA...GardenVarietyTroll tactics don't work on me, Jimmy...reckon yer just gonna have to come whup my ass, pencil-dick...

LOL...no, I forgot yer too yella to say this stuff to my face...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   11:25:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Mudboy Slim (#48)

    BWAHAHAHAHA...GardenVarietyTroll tactics don't work on me, Jimmy...reckon yer just gonna have to come whup my ass, pencil-dick...

    LOL...no, I forgot yer too yella to say this stuff to my face...MUD

Mr. Mud, I've met a thousand people like you. I'm not scared of you in person and I'm not scared of you on the internet.

You really have no recourse but to divert and behave like a giant vagina.. Which I must say is a skill you've honed to a razors edge.

You run that big fucking mouth of yours here, but completely ignore the fact that three or four members of FU are begging you to debate me. They're calling you out, big mouth. Look! Here's a link

Your response? You just continue vaginizing.. like a complete lightweight and certified coward.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-28   11:34:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: Jhoffa_ (#50)

"Mr. Mud, I've met a thousand people like you."

You've never met me, KlownPu$$y...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   14:06:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Mudboy Slim (#58)

    You've never met me, KlownPu$$y...MUD

I never said I had met you, Mud. Please pay attention.

What I said was, I've met people like you.

You come to the table empty handed.. You come on here, post unqualified bullshit, and when someone calls you on it and wishes to debate, you run away like a giant vagina.

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Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-28   14:36:14 ET  (1 image) Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: Jhoffa_ (#59)

"You come to the table empty handed.."

Which is still more than enuff to whup you, RATbot...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   15:12:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Mudboy Slim (#60)

LOL!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-28   15:13:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: Jhoffa_ (#61)

I'll bet you don't even play golf, Frank...

I got out to the golf course today and played 28 holes...my game proved moderately solid considering it was the first round of the year...I won 11 of 28 skins and low aggregate by five strokes...MUD

BTW...we played at the Belmont there in North Richmond, where Sam Snead won the 1949 U.S. Open.

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-29   22:18:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: Mudboy Slim (#63)

    ...I won 11 of 28 skins and low aggregate by five strokes...MUD

Perhaps if you ask nicely, and promist not to bite, they will let you skin & stroke the other 17 next time.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-30   9:48:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: Jhoffa_, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN, nolu_chan, RickyJ, ferret mike, A K A Stone, continental op (#64)

"BTW..."
(To be sung to the Red Hot Chili Peppers' "By The Way")

Standin' fer Right...gives US a virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Let US Roll!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...RATS're whores!!
Hanoi Hero...we're singin' songs fer Truth...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...Liberty!!

Way Right...we're marked...
Limbaugh...root cause!!

Impeached Slick...Senate failed its reason...
We'll convict...we'll FReep 'til Slick's career's done!!
John ain't Slick...he LIES, claims he's a hero...
Kerry's sick..."Defeat JohnK!!", that's our hope!!

Dubyuh...mudrats...
World stage...Nags Head!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
And Right shall fight on...Right's got soul!!
By the way, Left died today...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Black thread...hope's thick...
Song shop...git Slick!!

FReedom's Right...our future is a bold one...
Win the fight...folks, Michael Moore is pond-scum!!
Righteous Right...you know Dutch Reagan's goals won!!
Lib'rals whine...fer Power 'cuz they got none!!

Strong words...steel spine...
Brash acts...stand strong!!

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
Far Right shall fight on...Limbaugh knows!!
By the way, RATS LIE and Rape...
Left needs Fear...Tyrant Whore'd!!
Dandy Lib'rals...Right's singin' songs fer FRee...
We FReep 'cuz we're FRee...bless our souls!!
By the way, I'm proud we pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

(chant)

Standin' fer Right...gives US virtuous might...
RightWing shall fight on...Dubyuh knows!!
By the way, Left's Tyranny...is waning...Culture War!!
Saddam's a girl...she's writin' poems 'bout trees...
We sing, "Sic Semper...Tyrannus!!"
By the way, we're proud we pray...
To one God...sacred world!!
Standin' fer Right...grants US virtuous might...
FReepers shall fight on...Mudboy knows!!
By the way, we proudly pray...
Reject Fear...FReep the World!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-30   10:39:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: Mudboy Slim (#66)

MUDBOY SLIM

A Biography

MUDBOY SLIM WAS BORN in Lintpick, Louisiana, in the 1950s.* His father, Wayne, made what living he could selling military secrets to the Soviets. Since the elder Slim held only the rank of Army cook, there wasn't much market for his information. (He would often bitterly claim, "the stupid Russians don't realize that an army travels on its stomach!") Somehow, the family eked by. Because of Dad's line of work, the Slims had to move frequently. In addition to living in 17 parishes in Louisiana and 9 different counties in Georgia, Alabama, and Arkansas, young Mudboy grew up in Baltimore, Pittsburgh, and Detroit, always feeling out of place in the northern towns. The locals would encourage this feeling by beating young Mudboy senseless on a weekly basis. "Something about his face," a childhood friend explained.

Mudboy got his first guitar on his 12th birthday, though his father refused to buy any strings for it until Mud was almost fourteen. Still, this didn't prevent him from practicing six hours a day for two years. It is this early, stringless, tuneless, playing that accounts for much of Mudboy's unique style.

Mudboy married for the first time at seventeen. Then, again, at eighteen, and finally settled down with the "love of my life" at age 20. She left him after two weeks, carrying another boy's child. That's when Mudboy ran away from home for good.

Mudboy spent the late '60s playing in barely-adequate bar bands ** along the east coast, usually leaving the groups, and town, just ahead of the police.

MUDBOY'S FIRST BREAK came when he was working as a janitor at the famous Record Plant recording studio. Late one night, he snuck into a studio to "fool around." While recording a series of "blistering solos," he managed to erase the master tape of Simon & Garfunkel's "Bridge Over Troubled Water." He was fired immediately, but an assistant engineer kept a dub of the solo and six months later Mud was invited to play on a Spooky Tooth session.

Asked to leave the recording session because of his aggressive drunkenness, Mudboy stumbled into another failed session-man, drummer "Spud" "Skank" Noonan, who was lying in the alley behind the studio. Immediately, they decided to start a band. Almost immediately, they decided to get something more to drink.

While attempting to rob the liquor store, Mud and "Skank" met Tommy "Low Balls" Holliman, an itinerant bass player, who was also attempting to rob the liquor store. Thus, in the paddywagon on the way to the police station, was Blacktooth formed.

After receiving suspended sentences, the trio began practicing in earnest and in Holliman's mother's house. Realizing that their sound was "too huge" for the battered equipment they possessed, the young men fell upon a plan to finance both a really loud sound system and their first album.

Unfortunately, Mrs. Holliman hadn't been able to keep up the payments on her homeowners policy and, while she wasn't completely killed in the "accident," relations with her son were strained, to the point that the band was forced to find a new place to practice.

Deciding that the "shortest distance between two points is prob'ly illegal anyway," Mudboy and the band broke into the Record Plant and, recording secretly between 4 and 5 o'clock in the morning over the course of a month, produced the premier Blacktooth album, Butt Nekkid.

The cover, a Polaroid self-portrait of the band "mooning" the viewer, was banned in every state in the Union, save Louisiana. "Hell," said Parish Sheriff "Buzz" Weamer, "we seen that sad sight before."

"That was like a concept album," Mud would later comment, though he never elaborated on what exact "concept" was intended, and critics never noticed. What was clear was the almost-hit song, "Jackknife." An instant anthem among "Wildcat" truckers and other scofflaws, it debuted at number 99 on the Billboard Hot 100 and over the course of three weeks moved all the way up to number 93 before falling into oblivion.

Blacktooth, the band, would take a while longer to reach that destination.

MUDBOY SLIM IS CURRENTLY TOURING UNDER THE AUSPICES OF A 15,000-HOUR COMMUNITY SERVICE PLEA BARGAIN.

Ragin1  posted on  2006-03-30   18:49:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: Ragin1, Jethro Tull, JHoffa_ (#67)

Thanks fer the intro, Ragin...good to see the whole RATbot KlownPu$$y Brigade back together again...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-30   22:43:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#71. To: Mudboy Slim (#70)

It is this early, stringless, tuneless, playing that accounts for much of Mudboy's unique style.

he he

Thas funny stuff right there Mud. :^)

Ragin1  posted on  2006-03-31 05:24:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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