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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 1010135
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)

LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you

the Brainiac from Hell  posted on  2006-03-12   19:28:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: the Brainiac from Hell, JHoffa_, A K A Stone, war, ferret mike (#2)

"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-14   9:15:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#137. To: All (#4)

"SlickWillie's RightHand!!"
(To be sung to the Highwaymen's "The Devil's Right Hand!!")

About the time MUD's daddy left to fight fer VietNam...
I hear that Bill Clinton ran away like a girl...
Ran away like a girl, with his girley-man squeeeeeal...
Thought Slick was the punkest wimp WhiteHouse's ever seen!!

So I asked if I could whup Slick someday when I grew up...
Limbaugh dropped ten dozen hints...MUD really knew Rush!!
MUD often heard Rush...and MUD strove to understand...
Limbaugh said McAwful is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

(Chorus: (All together))
SlickWillie's RightHand...Bill Clinton's MainMan...
Mudboy sang, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!"

MUD whupped his first Lib'rals 'cuz DemLefties're all Dolts!!
McAwful acts FRightnin' but he knows he's mighty slow...
RAT PUNK's mighty slow and soon he found out...
Slick can get you into trouble, then he won't help you out!!

So then I went and taught Slick's bots how Slick Willie LIES!!
Slick's the Stainmaker, but RATS never knew why...
RAT Chairman did DIE, Terry didn't understand...
'Cuz Ron Brown said, "Bill Clinton is the Devil's Right Hand!!"

The devil's right hand, Bill Clinton's right hand...
Mudboy said RAT Punkster is SlickWillie's RightHand!!
SlickWillie's RightHand, RAT RAPIST's MainMan...
Mudboy sings, "McAuliffe is SlickWillie's BoyFriend!!"

(Mudboy on harp)

Well, MUD joined JimRob's Band and they went to town!!
Caught the Lib'rals cheatin'...FReepers, hunt the dawgs down!!
Walk Dem PUNKS down...help RATS' Punk fall...
Terry lashed at Mudboy, then Ol' MUD had a Ball!!

PUNK's trial was shown on TeeVee, and Truth rang within Mac's head...
Asked him how he pleaded, "Slick's Guilty!!" MUD said.
"PUNK's Guilty!!" MUD said, "PUNK loves Slick's cute arse..."
Voters polled the Lib'rals, but Bill Clinton's no Man...
Slick Willie's no man, Bill Clinton's just BAD!!
Mudboy says, "BillzaBubba's the Devil's LeftHand!!"

Limbaugh said McAuliffe is SlickWillie's RightHand!!

Mudboy Slim (12/06/2002)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   9:10:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#138. To: Mudboy Slim (#137)

The bots make dorky little songs. lol

http://eric.bart.free.fr/iwpb/witness.html

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-06-12   9:11:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#140. To: A K A Stone (#138)

Anderson, Steve: "I witnessed the jet hit the Pentagon on September 11. From my office on the 19th floor of the USA TODAY building in Arlington, Va., I have a view of Arlington Cemetery, Crystal City, the Pentagon, National Airport and the Potomac River. ... Shortly after watching the second tragedy, I heard jet engines pass our building, which, being so close to the airport is very common. But I thought the airport was closed. I figured it was a plane coming in for landing. A few moments later, as I was looking down at my desk, the plane caught my eye. It didn't register at first. I thought to myself that I couldn't believe the pilot was flying so low. Then it dawned on me what was about to happen. I watched in horror as the plane flew at treetop level, banked slightly to the left, drug it's wing along the ground and slammed into the west wall of the Pentagon exploding into a giant orange fireball. Then black smoke. Then white smoke."

Hey Stone, I thought you told me Dubyuh sent a missile into the Pentagon?!

LOL...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   9:20:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#142. To: Mudboy Slim (#140)

People (a group that in my opinion has always attracted an undue amount of attention) have often been likened to snowflakes. This analogy is meant to suggest that each is unique -- no two alike. This is quite patently not the case. People ... are simply a dime a dozen. And, I hasten to add, their only similarity to snowflakes resides in their invariable and lamentable tendency to turn, after a few warm days, to slush. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

Continue

TLBSHOW  posted on  2006-06-12   10:28:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#144. To: TLBSHOW (#142)

"Iraq Violent Death Rate Lower Than DeeCee, Atlanta, and other American Cities!!"

"Despite media coverage purporting to show that escalating violence in Iraq has the country spiraling out of control, civilian death statistics complied by Rep. Steve King, R-IA, indicate that Iraq actually has a lower civilian violent death rate than Washington, D.C. Appearing with Westwood One radio host Monica Crowley on Saturday, King said that the incessantly negative coverage of the Iraq war prompted him to research the actual death numbers. "I began to ask myself the question, if you were a civilian in Iraq, how could you tolerate that level of violence," he said. "What really is the level of violence?"

Using Pentagon statistics cross-checked with independent research, King said he came up with an annualized Iraqi civilian death rate of 27.51 per 100,000. While that number sounds high - astonishingly, the Iowa Republican discovered that it's significantly lower than a number of major American cities, including the nation's capital. "It's 45 violent deaths per 100,000 in Washington, D.C.," King told Crowley. Other American cities with higher violent civilian death rates than Iraq include:

Detroit - 41.8 per 100,000
Baltimore - 37.7 per 100,000
Atlanta - 34.9 per 100,000
St. Louis - 31.4 per 100,000
The American city with the highest civilian death rate was New Orleans before Katrina - with a staggering 53.1 deaths per 100,000 - almost twice the death rate in Iraq."

If the Medyuh was chronicling these violent deaths like they focus on Iraqi deaths, would we hear calls fer cutting and running from our Nation's Capitol?

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-12   13:11:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#147. To: Mudboy Slim (#144)

    Question Conventional Wisdom!!

Okay, you stupid jackass.. I will.

Give me the total number of people who dies in Iraq as a result of violence.

And remember: The Pentagon has:

1) Admitted to planting false news.

2) Claimed they don't track the body count.. which is at odds with your post above.

Come on, jackass.. Give me a number.

(Tick-tock)

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-13   21:26:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#148. To: Jhoffa_ (#147)

"Iraq Body Count"

Now, what was yer point again?

Sheeesh...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   8:52:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#150. To: Mudboy Slim (#148)

And this is the number they used to arrive at the percentages above? You don't know, do you?

Of course, there are estimtes which are over double the number from your link.. What of those?

The point being, this silly article you posted is meaningless without the associated data..

It's much like you, long on unqualified BS and short on fact.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   9:54:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#151. To: Jhoffa_ (#150)

Whatever, sweetheart...

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   10:16:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#153. To: Mudboy Slim (#151)

    Whatever, sweetheart...

No, you delusional jackoff.. It's not "whatever"

Facts are facts, and you have none. You are (again) left with nothing more than an unqualified rambling. Just more Mud Boy mouth poop.

    Admit it, Frank, it's the capitalism that you got a problem with...

And again.. more Mud Boy mouth poop. An unqualified claim you can't back up..

Looks like you're just an impotent hick, flapping his gums about things he doesn't understand.

Since politics is obviously beyond your capacity, perhaps you should stick to waving your ass in peoples faces on your "Hey everybody, look at me! BlackXXXIV!" vanity threads?

I mean, since you're stupid and your political (ahem) "points" are pointless.. why continue to showcase your ignorance? Do yourself a favor, keep that big fucking mouth shut and it will take folks much longer to realize they're dealing with an idiot.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   13:18:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#155. To: Jhoffa_ (#153)

"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
-- Lily Tomlin

(Compliments of the Linux Fortune program.)

LOL...truth hurts, RATbot...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   15:13:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#156. To: Mudboy Slim (#155)

I beat you.. again.

I've forgotten how many times I kicked your teeth in now.

Once again, you've left with nothing but Mud Boy mouth poop as a retort.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   18:19:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#157. To: Jhoffa_ (#156)

"Mud Boy mouth poop"

How does it taste, sucker?

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14   18:30:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#159. To: Mudboy Slim (#157)

PS: You're boring.

Incidentally, that's why you aren't welcome back on FR. They got sick of your retarded antics and rewarded you with a perma-ban. It's not like you'd accidentally say something interesting anyway, so they figure there's no downside.. I think I agree with them.

Sooooooo! Back on the BOZO you go, jackass boy!

Buh, Bye!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-06-14   19:07:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


Replies to Comment # 159.

#160. To: Jhoffa_ (#159)

"Back on the BOZO you go..."

LOL...as if you could BOZO me, BOZO...without me as yer arch-enemy du jour, you'd just be another hopelessly-lost KlownPu$$y Troll...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-14 23:56:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#161. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, continental op, cedarswingman, UncleShag, doug from upland, Coral Snake, Neil McIver (#159)

"District of Columbia!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's version of Steve Goodman's "City of New Orleans")

Writin' 'bout this District of Columb'yuh...
Federal Guv'ment's grown as big as hell!!
Fifty stars fer fifty unique Statehoods...
FReedom-lovers, you better stand up and yell!!
Leftists love their Sosh'list Tyranny...
RATS' stain is clear fer all to see...
Let's move along...RAT powers can't conceal...
Lackin' brains, RATS have no shame...
When Slick calls, RATS crawl back again...
Our Nation needs JUSTICE fer Bill'n'Hill!!

Good Morning, America, we love you!!
Hey, won't you know me, I'm a dude named "MUD"...
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
RightWing songs...Rush Limbaugh smiles when he's FReeped by MUD!!

FReeper wars splintered old FRiends who're now LePers...
What was their point?! Now they're just FReeper lore...
Hey, I'll post 'bout anywhere just 'cuz I wanna!!
But FReeper zeal's got me comin' back fer more!!
Bless the sons who capture tyrants!!
Bless the sons who fight our fears!!
Fight the fascists who hate everything that's real!!
Dubyuh, SAFE this Nation keep...
Rockin' on, the FRee shall FReep!!
Folks, the Leftists always fail with their Raw Deal!!

Good Morning, America...we love you!!
Ray, cedarswingman...you know UncleShag?!
Righteous aim to shrink the District of Columb'yuh!!
FReeper sons, fight like you fight when yer home's attacked!!

Right's high in the District of Columb'yuh...
State's must stand fer Righteous Liberty!!
Guv'ment's grown, but we'll shrink it with Dubyuh...
We'll git Slick Willie his Justice...showin' Power 'cuz we're FRee!!
We fight the Power...we're not feeble sheep!!
We FReep 'til the Lib'rals weep...
Still, Left's Medyuh shills their Lib'ral views!!
Next, George Dubyuh leads 'gainst evil men...
We must next RE-IMPEACH Clinton!!
Slick's fate's consigned to Dem squeeeelin' prison blues!!

Good Morning, America...I LOVE YOU!!
Nation shall know me...I'm a man named "MUD"!!
I'm Left's Bane...won't fall fer idiots in Big Guv'ment!!
Right must shun Dem Lib'ral LIES 'cuz RATS're Commie SCUM!!
RightWing songs shall make ya smile when Ol' Slick is done!!

Mudboy Slim (15 March 2005)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-15 12:39:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#162. To: Jhoffa_ (#159)

"RightWingRager!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages")

ClintonCrimes fire up my peers, RATS're vile & flighty scamps!!
Doused in bile from Network Ho's, using Rush-tapes as my maps...
"We'll FReep fer Justice soon," said I, proud to fight Slick's Power!!
Yes, 'cuz I was so much bolder then,
I'm wiser than that now.

Right-whacked pro-Justice, I leap't forth, "RE-IMPEACH Slick!!" MUD screamed...
Right knows TRUTH is Black and White...RATS' Lib'ral bull's been FReeped!!
Listened to words of Rush fer years...conservatives got Power!!
Folks, the World is FRee 'cuz soldier-men...
Stood strong and never cowed!!

Slick's face it fueled my Righteous Wrath, fer Clinton's Tyranny!!
MUD's memorizing politics...and ancient history!!
Libs LOATHE Christian evangelists...denying our Lord's Power...
Ah, the Right must act much bolder, FRiends...
Indict Slick and his pals!!

Bill Clinton's just treasonous scum...still, Hillary's no fool...
Disguises her past tyranny, she's just Socialism's tool!!
"Equality!!" I spoke Left's word, as if a brainless sow.
Ah, but RATS produce such girley-men,
Left's helpless without Power!!

In a soldier's stance, I aimed my words, at the Medyuh Whore'd who preached...
Fear thee not that I'll become thy enemy, 'cuz it's the Truth that I teach!!
Forefathers bled so that we could vote...can't y'all see we need Right now?!
Ah, the fight was so much wilder then,
Right's fightin' Marxists now!!

Yes, Dubyuh stood strong 'gainst Terror threats to cities Lib'rals wreck...
The Peaceniks are just weaklings, spineless Commies we reject!!
Good and Bad, I define these terms...fight fear and doubt right now...
Yes, the Right must be much bolder, men...
Let's whup the Leftist Power!!

Mudboy Slim (03/11/2005)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-15 13:49:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#163. To: Jhoffa_, A K A Stone, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, SMOKESCREEN (#159)

"The Liberal Lie!!"
(To be sung to Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago, Bill could still remember
How his Sweet Sax used to make them smile,
And he knew if he had his chance,
That he could make Dem voters dance,
And maybe he could fool 'em for awhile.
But Whitewater's a nasty river,
Those sordid scandals made the Left shiver.
With John Huang his Lead Sales Rep,
Dem Chi-Com funds Bill'd collect.
I can't remember if I cried,
When I learned the extent Slick Willie'd lied,
But something touched me deep inside, the day Clintonism died.

So, Bye-bye to the DemonRATS' Lie,
Drove our country to bankruptcy, but our wallets ran dry.
Teddy and his boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Are you one of "The Ignorant"?!
And do you have faith in government, 'cuz Bill Clinton tells you so?
And do you believe RATS didn't know?
Will God forgive Janet Reno...for the twenty-seven dead kids at Waco?
Well, I know that you're in love with Slick,
But his Administration makes me sick!!
Your votes allowed this ruse, ma-a-an, you gotta be feelin' used!!
Bill's just a middle-aged, cocksure schmuck,
Lookin' for redemption and DemWhores who suck,
But Slick knew he was outta luck the day Twin Towers DIED!

I started singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal Lie, drove our culture to the gutter,
But their "One-World" was vile!"
And Dem Left-Wing fools were kneelin'..."Slick's still our guy."
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die! This will be the day that I die!"

Fer eight long years, we dealt with Slick's sleaze,
While Bill's grown phat on funds Chinese,
But that's not "The Way Things Ought To Be"!
Then, Mudboy sang 'gainst the King and Queen,
With a Strength derived from livin' FRee,
In a voice crying out fer Liberty!

And while the King was feelin' down, Good FReepers run him outta town.
The LeftWing was concerned, their Idol has been spurned.
And while Hell'ry lived her Life for Marx,
Vince Foster's corpse ditched in the Park,
Still, we smoked ceegars on a lark, the Day the Networks Lied!
Mudboy's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Socialist Lie,
Drove the needy to addiction while RATS smoked to get high!"

And Left's Union Thugs kept makin' some Good Folks die!!
Singin' "This'll be the day that we die!
There'll soon be the day that Slick fries!!!"

Senate hearings in a Summer swelter,
John Glenn provided Clinton's fall-out shelter,
He once flew high, now he's fallin' fast.
Leftist whore'd can kiss my ass! While DemonRATS cry, "Just give Bill a pass",
Since Ol' Slicks' just gettin' hummers from "the Lass"!
Next, the Left-Wing's Arrogance resumed,
While Fleetwood Mac played a vacuous tune.
The Left got up to dance! Oh, but they never had a chance!
'Cuz as the Lib'ral's tried to take the field,
Good FReepers all refused to yield!
Do you recall how freedom feels? Today, Fascism died!
We kept on singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Clinton-Gore spies,
Drove their cronies to be Felons, but we know who ain't Right!"
Network Media twits, they just continued to lie,
Singin' "This'll be the day Left won't lie!
This will be the day the Left Dies!!"

Oh, it's Reality the Left cannot face,
Spoiled generation lost in space,
With no time left to start again!
So, come on! TRUTH, be noble, JUSTICE...quick!
DemonRATS...ya gotta dump yer prick,
'Cuz election's only just around the bend.
For as I watched Bill up on that stage,
MUD's hands were clenched in Fists of Rage,
Took this Redneck Mad as Hell to break Bill Clinton's spell!
And as Mankind flew high and to the Right,
To Fight the libertarian Fight,
I saw Reagan laughin' with delight, the day Marxism died!
Ol' Ronnie's singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our country to the Devil, but Slick Willie, HE LIED!!"
And Billzabubba's snortin' Cocaine with Spies...
Singin' "This'll be the day Right INDICTS!
Damn it...Good Ol' Mudboy was Right!!"

It seems the Media's a bit confused,
So I urge you, ignore the Network News,
That's why their ratings're down to stay.
As citizens, we deserve more than lies obstructin' crimes galore!
But Rush Limbaugh knew, "The Truth shall win the day!"

And in the streets, the children gleemed,
The lovers sighed and the poets dreamed...
'Cuz Liberalism's chokin', the Far Left's hold's been broken.
And the three men I admire most, the Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost,
They raised their glasses for a toast, the day Clintonism died.
And they were singin'...
"Bye-bye to the Liberal's Lies,
Drove our Country to the Devil, but Bill Clinton, HE LIED!"
And Liberals're drinkin Kool-Aid and Lye,
Singin' "History'll say that Slick LIED! History'll know The Left's VILE!"

MUD was singin'...
"Bye-bye, Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry."
And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye,
Singin', "This'll be the day the Left dies!
This'll be the day Justice's THINE!!!"

Mudboy Slim (08/23/1999)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-06-16 10:37:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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