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Title: Mud Boy's Greatest Hits: AC/DC "Black in Black" Song Parody, Number one million, six hundred thousand, two hundred and fifty four, point three! (Revision six)
Source: FU
URL Source: http://www.freedomunderground.org/view.php?v=3&t=3&l=19&aid=21137#19
Published: Mar 12, 2006
Author: Jhoffa_
Post Date: 2006-03-12 18:37:05 by A K A Stone
Keywords: thousand,, (Revision, Greatest
Views: 993486
Comments: 860

Sung to AC/DC's "Back in Black"

Packed in back! Right in the crack This one's soo long It's not really too bad Yes, I'm pullin train For the man.. who runs every thing. I'm a pubbie, I'm a sheeple.. can't make me think on my own Not gonna listen to the proof that I'm shown. Cause I'm with the Prez, till the end. And I whine. Big-time! Re-writin' this song, cause it's an easy rhyme.

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Back with no brain I down a six-pack Save one just for Gannon Rest my lower back. Hand in hand, with a gang If they catch me, I'm a gonna' hang! Cause I'm backin' the Prez and I'm spinning the truth, And I'll blame everybody who's a Democrat. So look at me now, I'm just, uh, makin' my bread, I'm a paid poster, shill, so just get out of my way!

Cause I'm packed! Yes, I'm Packed! George I'm Packed! Yes, I'm Packed! Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Well, I'm Packed in Back! Yes, I'm Packed on Back! Ow!

Well, I'm Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! Paaaaacked! I'm Mudboy Slim, and I'm Packed in Back!

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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-12   18:39:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)

LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you

the Brainiac from Hell  posted on  2006-03-12   19:28:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: the Brainiac from Hell (#2)

LOL, to those about to rock, we salute you

NO mercy for the bad if they want it. Inject the Venom

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-12   19:40:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: the Brainiac from Hell, JHoffa_, A K A Stone, war, ferret mike (#2)

"No Sympathy fer the Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil")

Please allow me to introduce the World...
To the Left, they feel no shame!
Been around here fer many long years...
Stole many a man's Hope and Faith!!
Fascists in Power when Jesus Christ...
Bore our crosses and bore our pain.
Made damn sure our Savior...
Wouldn't threaten their Evil Reign!!
Please believe me...Lib'rals are to blame!!
Despite their righteous talk, more Power is their aim!!

They saw their chance in St. Petersburg...
When they saw the Monarchy had been shamed...
Killed the Czar and his ministers...
As well as any Man who could think!!
They rode the tanks in Heil Hitler's ranks...
When the blitzkrieg raged and all Waco stank!!
Please believe me...Socialists are to blame!!
Oh, yeah! Bloody failures, yet, they seem oblivious to shame!!

They cheered with glee helpin' Pol Pot succeed...
Led by Hanoi Jane, their hands are bloody-stained!!
They shouted out, "Who killed the Left's Elite?!"
While slaughterin' all who just wished to breathe free!!
Let me please clarify myself, these Elites have wealth and "taste"...
But their attacks on Liberty...have become a National Disgrace!!

I swear to you, DemonRATS are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's puzzlin' me is their arrogant lack of shame!
Ah, yeah!...Go out and get 'em, boys!!

(cool guitar jammin')

Please believe me, Slick's tyrants are to blame!!
Oh yeah! But what's important now is the ending of Bill's reign!!
'Cuz EX-Prez'dent's just a criminal...and all his critics Saints!!
While I could call Slick "Lucifer," I'll exhibit some restraint.
When you see Slick, show due courtesy...
But have no sympathy, 'cuz Bill's a snake!!
Condemn all his corrupt politics, or be ashamed to show yer face!!

Pleased to meet you...Mudboy Slim's my name!
Uhm, yeah! Bringin' Clinton down is why I must serenade.
Uhmm, I mean it...Get out...Yeehah...Resign!...Get on out, BOY! Ah, yeah!

Tell you Country, Lib'rals are their name.
Tell you, voters, it's something you can change!!
Tell us, Willie, where's your shame?!
Tell you one thing, Slick's to blame!!
Ooh Hoo! Ooh Hoo! Wahoo! Alright! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ooh Hoo Ooh! Ah yeah!

Mudboy Slim (4/24/2000)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-14   9:15:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: A K A Stone (#4)

"Climb Ev'ry Mountain!!"
(To be sung to Marshall Tucker Band's "Fire on the Mountain")

Spread my wisdom around from my Ol' Virginny home...
I FReeped amongst the best, then MUD had to roam.
Twelve long months there L-Postin' Left to Hell!!
They shovel their RATbot spin...so far it's been swell!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

We were FReepin' and singin' from time to time...
Tellin' everyone how proud men, they fought and died!!
Bold must FReep, we're like soldiers in a War!!
Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!
Yes, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

RATbot world loves our enemies...
Lefty colleges say, "MUD's vile!! The gutter's where MUD FReeps!!"
Men were shot down...Foster's fate was Ron Brown's!!
The Just shan't fear Mudboy, but Ol' Slim loves his guns!!
Next, we'll climb ev'ry mountain...show DemRATS we care!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!

Next, Bill Clinton will serve as MUD's prey...
RATS can't see...theirs are souls who could be saved!!
Won't y'all just help MUD...we'll have fun and stay sane!!
Left is just useless and no-good...Truth's their bane!!

Sang we'll climb ev'ry mountain...world's we'll liberate!!
Fight's on the Hill and the RightWing shall be there!!
Climb ev'ry mountain...Freedom's always fair!!
Fight's on the Hill...and the RightWing shall be there!!
Righteous shall be there!!

Mudboy Slim (20 March 2006)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   1:50:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Mudboy Slim (#5)

Lib'rals love their sinners...Slick Willie is their star!!

Bill clinton definately sucked ass. But please tell me this mud, name something important that Clinton did that Bush reversed. There isn't anything. They are globalist birds that flock to the same globalist anti constitution feather.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-21   7:48:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: A K A Stone (#6)

"...name something important that Clinton did that Bush reversed. There isn't anything."

There's any number of things on which Dubyuh has been a vast improvement over Slick Willie, including the quality of judicial nominations, signing legislation outlawing Partial Birth Abortion, and his tax cuts. As you know, I support the Commander-in-Cief's conduct of the War on Terror...he will go down in history as a well-respected war-time POTUS, imho.

But I freely admit that I've been disappointed and even horrified by Bush's outta control domestic spending, his unwillingness to hold anyone in the previous administration accountable for their MANY crimes, his signing of CFR, his ridiculous Amnesty for ILLEGALS program. Heck, I was a ForbesFanatic back in 2000, I'm not BushBOT, not by a long shot.

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   9:51:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Mudboy Slim (#7)

There's any number of things on which Dubyuh has been a vast improvement over Slick Willie, including the quality of judicial nominations, signing legislation outlawing Partial Birth Abortion, and his tax cuts.

Lets see, his judicial nominees support the police state. Whats with the dimwit Bush naming unproven Roberts Chief Justice? He knew partial birth abortion would be overturned. He criticized South Dakotas anti abortion law. So that Shows the Shrubs true colors. His tax cuts primarily went to the wealthy. Tax cuts are good though. Now answer my question about something Clinton did that Bush reversed. He still has don't ask don't tell for the faggots in the military. He didn't get us out of GATT or NAFTA, in fact he wants to expand their reach. Bush wussed out when China forced our plane to land way back when. Bush is a total failure as President. I hate to say it but Gore would have been better.

Also why did Bush let planes fly out with the Bin Ladens right after 911. Because Bush is a murdering terrorist that will burn in hell with his skull and bones fag buddies. Burn in Hell Bush.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-21   9:56:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: A K A Stone (#8)

"His tax cuts primarily went to the wealthy."

His tax cuts went to the taxpayers, not the BigGuv'mentDependents...the top 50% of wage-earners already pay over 96% of the Federal taxes, of course they will be the ones getting to keep more of their own money.

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   10:21:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: A K A Stone (#8)

"Bush is a total failure as President. I hate to say it but Gore would have been better."

Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that, Mr. Stone...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   10:23:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: A K A Stone (#8)

"Bush is a murdering terrorist that will burn in hell with his skull and bones fag buddies. Burn in Hell Bush."

Easy now, you don't wanna start hyperventilating...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   10:24:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: A K A Stone (#8)

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim (09/10/2003)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-21   10:39:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Mudboy Slim (#12)

we loathe Tyranny!!

You have tyranny staring you in the face and your loving it.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-22   0:02:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Mudboy Slim (#12)

    Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Yeah, jackoff.. you've really got those "rats" running now.

    The latest national survey by the Pew Research Center finds that President Bush's support among the American people has fallen to 33 percent. Even more devastatingly, the survey finds that people's most frequently used one-word description of President Bush is "incompetent."

Mission acomplished!

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-22   0:05:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: A K A Stone (#13)

Tell me, Mr. Stone, what rights as an American have you lost as a result of the Patriot Act?

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   7:04:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Jhoffa_ (#14)

Good morning, Jimmy...as you know, the RATS will lose seats in the House this November.

And elections matter...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   7:05:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Mudboy Slim (#16)

    ...as you know, the RATS will lose seats in the House this November.

    And elections matter...MUD

What's that soundbyte supposed to mean?

33% maters. The word "incompetent" matters. A billion and a half a week, matter. Civil war matters. 70 million Iranians who haven't been withered away by years of sanctions, matter. 1.3 Billion potential Muslim adversaries, matter.

Your so called "point" is ridiculous. You are ridiculous.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-22   7:29:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Jhoffa_ (#17)

"...the RATS will lose seats in the House this November."

Betcha...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   8:30:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: A K A Stone (#13)

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Do ya got the music in ya, Mr. Stone?

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   8:32:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Coral Snake, continental op, TLBSHOW, Fred Mertz, sneakypete, A K A Stone, Neil McIver (#19)

"FRee Iraq!!
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...
Ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (04/09/2003)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-22   9:45:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Mudboy Slim (#20)

Coral Snake Song - A View to a Kill (Donald Rumsfeld, Poisoning the world with Aspartame and Depleted Uranium)

Words and music from James Bond Movie theme(1985)
Update parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: A View to a Kill

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
Don Rumsfeld, poison's his way to kill.
He uses it for culling sheeple, that's his thill.

(Musical interlude)

First of all we see
Rumsfeld made Aspartame legal.
Lied completely.
Then he hepled, to fill Iraq with DU.
We know now, Donald Rumsfeld's wicked through and through.
Now it's time to, end the lie,

(CHORUS)
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld;
His DU or, Trotskyite creed.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfled;
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical interlude)

(2.)
Don Rumsfeld, poison's his way to kill.
And now he does it with DU as, the Shrub's shill.

(Musical Interlude)

Here's Rumsfeld's worst fear
He'll soon lose, most of his money,
Lawsuits are near.
Brain Cancer, now wears the Aspartame stain.
Despite his lies, his involvement is very plain.
Now it's time to, end the lie,

(CHORUS)
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld;
His DU or, Trotskyite creed.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfled;
His Aspartame, we do not need.
Borgia, Donald Rumsfeld.
Rumsfeld's busted, poison's his way to kill.

(Musical ending)

If the American Constitution is "Just another G-dd----d piece of paper", Bush must think the Bible is "Just another G-d----d book" - since he defiles both by his actions!

Coral Snake  posted on  2006-03-22   21:14:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Coral Snake (#21)

Wonderful effort, CS...thank you for sharing it on this thread.

Regards...MUD

BTW...Rummy ROCKS!!

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-23   8:53:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Mudboy Slim (#22)

BTW...Rummy ROCKS!!

Yep, just ask Jeff Gannon (a fellow Republican quiff)

asshole  posted on  2006-03-23   9:48:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Jethro tull (#23)

Hello there, Mr. Tull...are you gonna try and have a discussion or are you intent on being a ClownPu$$y asshole?

I'm good either way...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-23   10:06:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Jethro tull, Sultan88, kristinn, jla, Landru (#23)

"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Old as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD

138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-23   20:10:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Mudboy Slim (#25)

Coral Snake Song - Marching Through Georgia (Donald Runsfeld's William Tukumsah Sherman Job on our health through his involvement in the legalization of Aspartame.)

Original song by Henry Clay Work (1865)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)

Midi - Marching Through Georgia


through Donald Rumsfeld

(Musical Introduction)

(1.)
There's, a legal poison, that's the subject of this song;
Brings depopulation and sheeple making along,
It's a neurotoxin that's a hundred cobras strong,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(2.)
How dieters shouted when they heard NutraSweet's sound!
They could keep their "goodies" through this fake sugar they found!
But it is a poison putting them into the ground,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical Interlude)

(3.)
Now our population has been poisoned coast to coast!"
And it was made legal, thanks to Rummy's lying boast;
We're ingesting poison with our "goodies" as the host,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(4.)
Rummy made a thoroughfare to bring the reaper's train,
For depopulation and the sheeple makers' gain,
That's why we have Aspartame it's really very plain,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(CHORUS)
It's Aspartame! Depopulation play!
It's Aspartame! Hastens your dying day!
It causes Brain Cancer and it's poison all the way,
Made legal by Donald Rumsfeld.

(Musical Ending)

If the American Constitution is "Just another G-dd----d piece of paper", Bush must think the Bible is "Just another G-d----d book" - since he defiles both by his actions!

Coral Snake  posted on  2006-03-23   22:05:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Coral Snake (#26)

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD (02/23/2004)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-24   8:11:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Jethro tull (#23)

"Rockin' 'Til We Win This War!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's version of Bob Dylan's "Knockin' On Heaven's Door")

Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!

Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

Limbaugh, play these songs to help the FRee!!
Right shan't lose face anymore.
Thread's a long black crowd followin' me...
FReep 'cuz Right's squashin' RATS' Lib'ral whore'd!!

Rock, rock, rock...
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

(Guitar pickin' and harmonica...)

Pa, War's the price of Liberty.
Right knows this Truth at its core.
It's scarey work, defending the FRee...
FReep 'cuz Right's rockin' 'til we win this War!!

Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Knock, knock, knockin'...won't be ignored!!
Rock, rock, rockin' 'til we win this War...
Talk, talk, talkin' 'gainst Big Guv'ment whores!!

Mudboy Slim (5/20/04)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-24   10:05:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Mudboy Slim (#28)

Coral Snake Song - You Only Live Twice (More about Donald Rumsfeld and Aspartame/DU)

Words and Music from James Bond Movie Theme(1967) Update Parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: You Only Live Twice

(Musical Introduction)

The Aspartame lies, Don Rumsfeld's schemes,
This bilge only flies, in Neo-Con dreams!
We've seen this for years, Don's lies so lame,
Now its for DU, this Neo-Con game.

True Aspartame studies, now shredded and gone,
Then DU he muddies, lying Neo-CON.
Now Donald Rumsfeld, must pay the price,
Its frog marching time, for all of these lies.

(Musical Interlude)

True Aspartame studies, now shredded and gone,
Then DU he muddies, lying Neo-CON.
Now Donald Rumsfeld, must pay the price,
Its frog marching time, for all of these lies.

(Musical interlude)

LIES!!!

If the American Constitution is "Just another G-dd----d piece of paper", Bush must think the Bible is "Just another G-d----d book" - since he defiles both by his actions!

Coral Snake  posted on  2006-03-24   18:53:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Coral Snake (#29)

"Tales of Bold Patriots!!"
(To be sung to Cream's "Tales Of Brave Ulysses")

You thought the Lib'ral DemRATS...would bring US down forever...
But we'll rise above Left's treason...RAT's wish violence on our own!!

Yes, the passion of the FRee...pierce thru LIES of bumblin' bureaucRATs...
As we shed our Lib'ral leeches...by slashing Fed'ral programs...
Power's wicked weilders torture...those who seek to live in FReedom...
The heroic Reagan's calling you to build a shining City!!

Next, you'll see Jewel's tanned body...dripping of Left's essence...
But her foolish statements're hollow...We Fight Fer Liberty!!
So when DemLib'rals gather...FReep down RATS' vile sedition...
Proudly FReep Dem Lib'rals...with the issues 'cuz we're Right!!

Once-mighty tyrant's nekkid...once FReedom's been delivered...
Sheeple want to inflict Justice...RATS'll do hard time or be buried!!

Our "game" is Righteous Justice...and we'll FReep DemRATS to Hell!!
Kerry knows folks cannot stand him...'cuz he LIED about his comrades!!
Purple Hearts fer mild abrasions...Hanoi Johnnie shirked his duty...
Fled home early...LIED to Congress!!

The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!!
Folks, you need to join the FReepers...as we stand against left's Terror!!

Mudboy Slim (05/31/2004)

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-27   20:33:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Mudboy Slim (#30)

    The Righteous rise up proudly...we'll Liberate THIS Country!!

But, you aren't "Righteous"

You're a conformist, nothing.. You're incapable even of debate. You're incapable of objectivity. You run and hide from opposing view like a frightened little girl.

You couldn't "liberate" lettuce from the salad bar, jackoff. What makes you think you're qualified to speak in this manner?

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-27   20:48:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Mudboy Slim (#30)

    To: Mudboy Slim

    Yet still, I persist...MUD

    Anyone can persist in being a ridiculous boor. You have had to duck challenges to engage in any real legitimate debate. You merely persist in being sad and pathetic.

    109 Posted 2006-03-27 19:47:05 by nolu_chan

He's so right..

Jhoffa_  posted on  2006-03-27   20:49:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Jhoffa_ (#31)

Good morning, you little snugglebunny...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   8:45:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: A K A Stone, Fred Mertz, JHoffa_, contintental op, Neil McIver (#30)

"World Trade Center Photos (9/13/01)"

Graphic...MUD

BTW...how many on this Forum believe "Bush Knew"?

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   8:49:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Mudboy Slim (#34)

Nice pics. Definately blown up. No doubts in the rational mind.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-28   8:52:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Jhoffa_, rickyj, A K A Stone, war, continental op, Coral Snake, TLBSHOW (#32)

"Dutch's Home!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Thunder Road")

Effete Whore'd's damned...Reagan's hearse waits...
RATS' derision towards Nancy, the Right ignores...
As Sean Hannity raves!!
Liberator's fightin' fer "the lowly"...
Hey, I'm FReer 'cuz what Reagan showed me!!
Dutch's headin' home again...Right claims his grace...we're not alone!!
We gathered outside...Leftists, you know just what we're here for!!
RATS're scair't 'cuz they're thinkin'...our Nation ain't listenin' to FOOLS anymore!!
Show a little faith, there's passion on the Right!!
RATS're poltroonish...we'll win the Big Fight!!
Folks, FReedom's all Right to me!!

Left ain't Right...we'll recover...RATS' loss is our gain!!
Right's awestruck...cut Big Guv'ment...shed programs to the States!!
Wasteful Guv'ment is FReedom's Bane!!
Righteous saviors, conspire...help US FReep!!
Normal folks...not "heroes"...we fight fer Good!!
At each election, VOTE Fer FReedom, World!!
Liberty is always Good!!
It's our chance to fight RATS' Lust Fer Power!!
Dutch, what else can we do now?!!
We'll educate Dem Lib'rals...reject Left's spin...show that Right cares!!
'Cuz the Right's future's hopeful...this Nation rejects Left's feeble fears!!
We've got one more chance to seal the deal...
Let's make that City on a Hill!!
Right's on track...Heaven's callin' "Dutch" Reagan back!!
Oh http://oh...come join our stand!!
Fightin' fer what's http://Right...come hear our Righteous band!!
Oh oh...Dutch is home...folks, Dutch is Home!!Yeah, 'neath the Dome!!
Standing out here, gettin' scorched by the sun...
Still, we'll stand and wait...we love Reagan like his sons!!
Lord, Dutch is Home!! We're Right...we're Bold!!
Dutch is Home!!

Yes, Reagan was our star...he outsmarted Ol' Gorbachev!!
Got the Country on track...now Gip's ready to take that long walk...
To where folks, they live in Peace!!
The gates're open...say "Howdy" to Saint Pete!!
We know Nancy's lonely...her loving heart is broken!!
But tonite Ronnie's FRee...after Righteous words were spoken...
There are tears in our eyes...fer all the dreams he liberated!!
We'll honor Gip's memory 'til we're olde...by rededicatin' our lives to Reagan's aims!!

[We'll] revere his name each time when we FReep!!
Ron's Revolution's grown...fight DemRATS 'til we're FRee!!
'Cuz all Dem Leftist fools don't know Ron...
RATS fear the RightWing's soaring dawn...
'Cuz when we fight righteous wars, Left's gone!!
Fight RATS' spin...John Kerry can't win!!
DeeCeeTowne's full of LOSERS...but, fer the Gip, the RightWing Shall Win!!

Mudboy Slim

BTW...On Thursday, 10 June 2004, I took a half-day off and went to pay my respects to "The Greatest President in MY Lifetime!!" as he laid in State at the U.S. Capital Building. After getting in line just after 4:30 P.M., it took until right around 8:00 before I entered the great dome, and gazed upon the flag-draped coffin of The Great Liberator!! It's a day I will NEVER forget!! While I waited in line, I FReeped this song dedicated to the Reagan Legacy and the man who brought it about!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 06/11/2004

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   9:07:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: A K A Stone (#35)

It just makes me wonder how more adjacent buildings weren't structurally destabilized...lotta crap bouncing off the buildings. I reckon most of those had been evacuated prior to the WTCs collapsing, but could you imagine standing in one of those windows looking up when the implosion began to occur?

Regards...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   9:12:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Mudboy Slim (#37)

It just makes me wonder how more adjacent buildings weren't structurally destabilized...lotta crap bouncing off the buildings. I reckon most of those had been evacuated prior to the WTCs collapsing, but could you imagine standing in one of those windows looking up when the implosion began to occur?

Regards...MUD

The fire was never hot enough to melt steel. How did the towers collapse. How did building 7 collapse, it wasn't even hit by a plane.

Can you please explain that mud.

Also what about the firemen who saw the bombs going off. Were they on drugs or something.

A K A Stone  posted on  2006-03-28   9:16:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: A K A Stone (#38)

"...what about the firemen who saw the bombs going off?"

Seriously, Mr. Stone, do you actually believe that if a credible fireman was spreading a credible story about bombs going off prior to the implosion of the Twin Towers, that someone halfway credible in the Lamestream Medyuh wouldn't run with that story?

That's patently ridiculous, my friend...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   10:16:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: A K A Stone (#38)

"The fire was never hot enough to melt steel."

It didn't melt it, it weakened it structurally...add to that the additional load required due to the columns that had been severed when the planes flew into the building, and of course the buildings were destined for implosion.

I'm an architect, dude, I work with structural engineers all the time, I know of what I speak on this issue...MUD

Mudboy Slim  posted on  2006-03-28   10:19:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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