Apparently, I am required to pay the Federal and State governments a wee bit over 20K bucks this year after already paying a whopping 30K. I suppose there are solutions to my problem, such as joining the Tea Party and having another monthly expense being written off as, "donation to save Israel" yet I am more interested in how to stop bleeding to death with the cash outlay that my professional auditor has claimed, whom has already verified EVERY DIME I can write off for 2011. And besides joining the Tea Party doing nothing for me, I suppose I could run out and join the 99 per centers but they kinda stink in the first place which disqualifies them. So, for the dilemma that I am immediately confronted with I am thinking of selling my puppy dawg to pay for the lack of available cash required for the state and federal governments.
Question: should I sell 'Mad Dog' and how much can I forecast for the purpose bailing me from future government intervention?
Who shall start the bidding off for 'Mad Dog' @20K ... do I hear a bid?