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Title: Jon Stewart: Iran Saber-Rattling Meant For Old Jews In Florida
Source: RAWSTORY
URL Source: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/ ... meant-for-old-jews-in-florida/
Published: Mar 7, 2012
Author: By Eric W. Dolan
Post Date: 2012-03-07 10:53:04 by Brian S
Keywords: None
Views: 1531
Comments: 1

On his show Tuesday night, Daily Show host Jon Stewart assured Iran that Republican candidates who appeared to be warmongering were actually just appealing to voters in Florida.

“Are you familiar with Florida,” he asked Iran. “It’s a region in the south United States that we have filled with old Jews and young Christians, and whoever wins it wins the presidency. In Florida, they would like to bomb you if they could.”

“So the talk of war is not actually meant for you, it’s meant for Florida,” Stewart continued. “It’s an election season. Our rhetoric gets somewhat distorted, hyperbolic.”

He also assured Israel that the United States was still their wing-man, “and I don’t mean wing-man in a military fighter jet way, I mean it in like a vaguely homoerotic bro-mance Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson wedding crashers” way.

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#1. To: Brian S (#0)

Title: Jon Stewart: Iran Saber-Rattling Meant For Old Jews In Florida

Although I didn't use those exact terms, I said exactly the same thing to someone else today.

Seems obvious. Obama is worried about losing Jewish votes in Florida in the fall. He won't lose NY or IL or CA but he could conceivably lose Florida over this. So he is engaging in election year pandering. But those old Jews in Florida probably aren't fooled much by this but Obama pandered and lied enough to probably enough to keep them on the Dem plantation in November.

Tooconservative  posted on  2012-03-07   22:43:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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