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Title: How Many Ferrets Does It Take To Fill The Fridge?
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Published: Feb 7, 2012
Author: theoatmeal
Post Date: 2012-02-07 23:46:17 by A K A Stone
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Views: 2406
Comments: 6
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#1. To: Moderator X (#0)
X - there is a bona fide drunk in the house this evening. Please remove it, it has a name: A K A Stone.
It sounds rather more like it's hallucinating or delirious tonight. Maybe a temporary hold in the local jail or nut house under observation until it regains sanity should be considered first.
Almost every country in the Middle East is awash in oil, and we have to side with the one that has nothing but joos. Goddamn, that was good thinkin'. Esso posted on 2012-01-13 7:37:56 ET
He could have fell off a roof again, hence the rekindling of his delirium tremens with a bit of whiskey. It is the benefit of the doubt, never-the-less X can fix this guy with an indefinite LF time-out in the hoosegow.
is that what they're calling it nowadays?
Ferrets are natural hoarders. So, it only takes one to fill a fridge, or any other container. But you have to give the little hob or jill enough time to bring enough trophies home to fill the whole thing. I had one roommate who swore up and down I had stolen several packs of his Winston cigarettes with that shiny red packs. I looked under the convertible couch and the alpha hob, Zorro had made a cool little mating display with all of those packs as a prominent element.
This exactly what happens to the underlings when Master is forced to turn his attention to life/death matters. The underlings go mad w/out direction. We looked at 10 factors for the 200 largest metro areas and divisions in the U.S. Some are serious, like violent crime, unemployment rates, foreclosures, taxes (income and property), home prices and political corruption. Other factors we included are less weighty, like commute times, weather and how the area’s pro sports teams did. While sports, commuting and weather can be considered trivial by many, they can be the determining factor in the level of misery for a significant number of people. One tweak to this year’s list: we swapped out sales tax rates for property tax rates. Miami would have finished No. 1 under the old methodology as well. Miami has local company in misery on our list: the West Palm Beach metropolitan division ranks fourth and Fort Lauderdale is seventh. Both areas have been hit hard by the housing crises.
#2. To: buckeroo (#1)
X - there is a bona fide drunk in the house this evening. Please remove it, it has a name: A K A Stone.
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