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Title: Spotting Wiccans: This information could save a Christian life!
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URL Source: http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.10667962
Published: Feb 6, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-02-06 06:53:09 by A K A Stone
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Wiccans are generally overweight and of pale complexion. If they are not pale, they use powder or makeup (even male Wiccans!) to generate the illusion of paleness or death. Wiccans are given to the piercing of skin as a sign of submission to their master, Satan. Look for multiple piercing and piercing in peculiar places like the nose, cheeks, eyebrows, lips, fingertips, chin, forehead, tongue, and on the shocking devil’s tip of the ear! Some Wiccans pierce their genitals as well. If you happen to peek over into the stall next to you and see a urination stream spraying in three directions (to mock the Trinity), it is likely the person is a Wiccan who just had the tip of his penis carefully pierced by his coven leader. (NOTE: Most coven leaders are either Catholic priests or tattoo parlor owners) Wiccans are under a contract with Satan to wear black. It is one of the first things they learn when they are indoctrinated into their cult. You can spot them mostly in leather, lace, black fingernail polish, eye makeup, and lipstick. Some Wiccans even wear black underwear! But since you are a Christian, you won’t have to see that unless you capture one. It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf’s bane. Wiccans wear lots of silver jewelry that is never clean. If you see someone wearing rings, amulets, broaches, or necklaces caked with green mold, most likely that person is a Wiccan. What Are Wiccans Skilled At?: Wiccans usually bring home better grades at school than most of their peers. This is not because they are more intelligent, but rather because they cheat by casting spells and hexes on their teachers. Their master (Satan) is also highly adept at moving their pudgy little fingers in the right direction on a test paper. It is also important to note here that if a Wiccan is sober enough to vote, it will always be for a Democrat. The word "democrat" is closely associated with the word, "demon." Most True Christians® commonly refer to Democrats as "Demoncrats" and already keep a firearm handy during election time, so this information might be redundant for some. Wiccan Behavior: Most Wiccans congregate in groups that prey on loners. They are generally a quiet lot because they are constantly thinking about new ways to kidnap True Christian® children and drain their bodies of blood. Wiccans like to purchase knives and swords from master Wiccan craftsmen who camp out at Renaissance Festivals (Renaissance Festivals are run by the Catholic Church - LBC Creation Science Vatican Study, 1983, pg 114-127). It's a preference of blade over gun because a good part of their satanic ritual includes a precise cutting of Christian flesh into bite-size Jesus steaks that are oftentimes smoked and cured into what Wiccans jokingly call, "Jesus Jerky." These fat little demons get a real hellish kick out of sitting around their school lunch table, nibbling on Christian flesh while classmates look on unaware. Wiccans are also known to tear out pages from the Bible (especially pages that have red writing on them). They use them to roll marijuana cigarettes into something they refer to as "a joint." The Wiccan Blood Pact to Lucifer (Bond To Satan): Most Wiccans will tell you that they don't believe in Satan. LOL! Everyone knows that you don't have to believe in Satan to follow him. THE HONEST, 100% TRUTH IS: Anyone who isn't following Jesus, is following Satan! It doesn't matter a drop of the precious, warm blood of Christ if they believe in Satan or not! What many young Wiccans don't know is that, like the Mormon Church, the higher ups (Wiccans refer to them as "Elite Warlocks, Blood Guards, and Litch Kings") keep their flock in the dark about the real Satanic Wiccan agenda. You'd think that by drinking all that Christian blood they would know something was amiss! Sadly, most Wiccans have been placed under a trance by their coven leaders and it's only when they reach a certain level in their training that the trance is lifted, and by then it is way too late for any hope!. n Exodus, Chapter 22, Verse 18, God INSISTS: "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." Find out if "Thou Shalt Not Kill" doesn't apply when it comes to witches by reading Pastor's anointed Christian sermon by Here is a place where you can get a permit to hunt a wiccan http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist.10667962
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#1. To: A K A Stone (#0)
Onward christian soldiers....;} Most all of those 2 billion more babies being born will not be christian by the way....;}
You have always been an immature twit that has lashed out at me over my religion whenever you are angry at me. This is an amusing slander piece, and it has no basis in fact. Spell casting is never done to hurt people or seek undue advantage. And it is not to Christianity's credit hundreds of thousands of people were murdered for being "heretics or of Goddess based religion. Basically, because you are pouting over the inconvenient fact there is a healthy Jewish population in Iran, and that WND piece is obviously slander blurring opposition to Zionism as raw antisemitism, you engage in your version of feelings just as poisonous as Antisemitism toward people who believe in Goddess based religion. I already knew you are an immature sort of person who is very narrow minded, and very bigoted toward religion not Christian, or percieved as useful for Christians. This is your problem, not mine.
Fred Mertz calls him A K A Goldi for a reason. He lashes out at Sally's unfair treatment of people over views not her own, and he does much the same thing.
When I'm right I'm right. I won 2 bucks on the game last night.
Good for you Fred, gratz on the won bet. The joke here is on A K A Goldi, as his censoring of threads he hates and a point of view he does not like, and a countering to it with hate threads against religions he does not like just proves my point about the problem with Zionism, and Neo Con war mongering designed to get the United States at war with Iran, much as we did with our illegal and immoral wars in Iraq and anywhere it is convenient to impoverish this country by fighting wars for israel.
I pray he opens his mind one day. You may remember - about a dozen years ago or so I was a pro-life anti-abortion hating mofo. I thought homosexuality was an abomination. And somehow I thought that belonged in the political arena. I was so dumb then. Now I am me now. These Baptists and their blue laws are still out there today.
I remember Poppy Bush promoting an anti-flag burning amendment and I was all for it. I was such a tool. Live and learn and pass it on.
It is quite similar to Anti-Semitism, Especially that part about draining the blood of Christian Children. That is also a part of Anti-Semitism known as "blood libel" in NAZI and other Anti-Semitic doctrine.
Interesting replies, funny thing is, I have a Family of Wiccans just down the road from me. While they have no issue selling their soap, in a Christian Book Store, they do not allow their Children to play with Christian Children. Talk about one having a Double Standard.
Does that describe Leftards perfectly or what!!!!!
Leftards only remaining big issue is abortion because of their beloved sexual revolution. That's their cause: Spreading anarchy and polymorphous perversity. Abortion permits that.
Yes it does. I wonder how much blood Mike keeps in his refrigerator.
Quiet boy or I will get one of these wiccan hunting licenses.
#2. To: A K A Stone (#0)
#3. To: mcgowanjm, Fred Mertz (#1)
#4. To: Ferret Mike (#3)
Fred Mertz calls him A K A Goldi for a reason.
#5. To: Fred Mertz (#4)
#6. To: Ferret Mike (#5)
#7. To: Ferret Mike (#5)
#8. To: Ferret Mike (#2)
The FARO RESERVE BANK!!! 
#9. To: A K A Stone (#0)
#10. To: A K A Stone (#0)
Everyone knows that you don't have to believe in Satan to follow him.
#11. To: CZ82 (#10)
Does that describe Leftards perfectly or what!!!!!
#12. To: Ferret Mike (#2)
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