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Title: A K A Stone answers your home improvement questions
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Published: Jan 22, 2012
Author: A K A Stone
Post Date: 2012-01-22 13:17:49 by A K A Stone
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Views: 28394
Comments: 54

Go ahead ask and if I know I will tell you.

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#1. To: A K A Stone, Mad Dog (#0)

Yes.

My wife has been complaining about not re-painting one of the bathrooms in our home. She wants to change the colour and then change all the matching colour accessories to match. So, she has urged me to get off my ASS from my "captain's chair" located in the study where my hard wired servers are located and perform the painting requirements OR ELSE! I have explained to her that I am waiting for Mad Dog to come back to LF and resume posting but apparently he is history; still, I wait because of his refreshing and unique insight about the world around us from a dawg's perspective.

What should I do?

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   13:45:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: buckeroo (#1)

What should I do?

Go paint the bathroom.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-01-22   13:47:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: A K A Stone (#2)

I don't have a new paint brush.

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   13:53:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: buckeroo (#3)

Lowes and Home Depot sell them. Don't get those cheap Chinese brushes though. Alhough they are anlged the point isn't fine. You will get paint all over your ceiling while edging your walls with those brushes. Use a Purdy.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-01-22   13:56:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: A K A Stone (#4)

Don't get those cheap Chinese brushes though. Alhough they are anlged the point isn't fine. You will get paint all over your ceiling while edging your walls with those brushes. Use a Purdy.

I have to save my money to pay the federal taxes due April 15th. Now, what do I do?

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   13:59:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: buckeroo (#5)

Buy the brushes needed and paint the bathroom. You can make up for it by getting off the internet. A paintbrush will only set you back about 12 bucks. Internet costs more. Pocket the difference.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-01-22   14:01:51 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: A K A Stone (#6)

A paintbrush will only set you back about 12 bucks.

Well, shouldn't I use a roller instead of a brush?

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   14:17:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: buckeroo (#7)

The brush is for edging. Yes you need a roller too.

A K A Stone  posted on  2012-01-22   14:18:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: A K A Stone (#8)

Now, the cost for the job is getting more pricey. If I postpone payment to the federal government on my income taxes because of this project, you are recommending that I go to prison. I am just one human being and can not be stretched between pricey REQUIRED home projects and the lawful REQUIRED payments to the fed.

Something has to give. What is it?

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   14:24:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: buckeroo (#9)

Now, the cost for the job is getting more pricey...

Post an address and I will send a new paint brush and roller. It's what we "libtards do".

lucysmom  posted on  2012-01-22   14:28:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: lucysmom (#11)

Do you know what paint brush I need? How about the roller size? You require specifications before sending anything.

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   14:31:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: buckeroo (#13)

Do you know what paint brush I need? How about the roller size? You require specifications before sending anything.

You could provide specifications (through Stone told you what kind of brush to get), or I could use my own judgment and then you could complain that I got it wrong and "libtards are stupid".

lucysmom  posted on  2012-01-22   14:44:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: lucysmom (#14) (Edited)

I see that term, "libtard" all the time. What is a "libtard"? <<-- first time in my life I have used a generic, term borrowed from the Internet grovel masters. Most should know that what I state is true, too.

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   14:48:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: buckeroo (#16)

What is a "libtard"?

It's not my word, however I gather from context it's a combination of liberal and retarded.

Ask CE, he's an expert.

lucysmom  posted on  2012-01-22   14:52:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: lucysmom, Capitalist Eric (#18)

Ask CE, he's an expert.

Now, a whole new problem has developed on this thread.

Eric, in order to get my bathroom painted, you have to explain what a "libtard" is. Please hurry, the sand is quickly running through the hourglass and my wife has a dough-roller standing over me.

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   14:57:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: buckeroo, A K A Stone (#20)

I'm sorry to have to say this, but Stone has given you some bad advice.

There is absolutely no need to paint the bathroom.

Go down to the nearest dollar store. Locate the sunglasses rack, and from the myriad of lens colors available, simply select a pair, that, when worn by your wife, the color she sees while in the bathroom will be exactly what she is looking for (or "at" in this case).

VERY IMPORTANT: Do NOT let her wear the glasses in the rest of the house, because if she does, she'll demand that you paint every other room in the house EXCEPT the bathroom.

Wood_Chopper  posted on  2012-01-22   15:13:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Wood_Chopper, Mad Dog (#21)

There is absolutely no need to paint the bathroom.

OH GREAT!

Now, I can wait for Mad Dog to come back; it is a prophet. Thanks for the advice.

buckeroo  posted on  2012-01-22   15:27:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#24. To: buckeroo (#23)

Thanks for the advice.

You are welcome.

Wood_Chopper  posted on  2012-01-22 15:40:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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