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Title: The World's Shortest Books
Source: E-Mail
URL Source: http://N/A
Published: Jan 1, 2012
Author: ME
Post Date: 2012-01-01 18:12:36 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 2285
Comments: 4

The World's Shortest Books


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros


MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman


THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry


GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart


HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

By Dr. Jack Kevorkian


TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell


MY STRAIGHT BOYFRIENDS

By Barney Frank


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson


THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN WITHOUT SEXTING

By Anthony Weiner


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson


HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

By Ted Kennedy


MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton

(With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson)..


HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS


AND, JUST ADDED

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi


And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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#1. To: CZ82 (#0)

How about the following:

"In-Depth Economic Theory and Analysis" by lucysmom.

Followed by the sequel

"Applied Logic, with Personal Examples," also by lucysmom.

"Effective Debate Tactics" by mad dog.

"The Complete Guide to Global Warming" by go56

"How To Talk Intelligently On Any Subject," by war.

“Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen, and then say 'what should be the reward of such sacrifices?' Bid us and our posterity bow the knee, supplicate the friendship and plough, and sow, and reap, to glut the avarice of the men who have let loose on us the dogs of war to riot in our blood and hunt us from the face of the earth? If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!” -- Samuel Adams --

Capitalist Eric  posted on  2012-01-01   20:40:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Capitalist Eric (#1)

How about the following:

"In-Depth Economic Theory and Analysis" by lucysmom.

Followed by the sequel

"Applied Logic, with Personal Examples," also by lucysmom.

"Effective Debate Tactics" by mad dog.

"The Complete Guide to Global Warming" by go56

"How To Talk Intelligently On Any Subject," by war.

You almost made me spew my gin and grapefruit juice all over the keyboard and monitor.... shame on you..... ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Quiz of the Day: Who made the statement "The world would be a better place if only Men were to vote?????? HINT: It was a woman!!!

CZ82  posted on  2012-01-01   20:45:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Capitalist Eric, Mad Dog (#1)

"Ron Paul's Plan TO DO AWAY WITH THE US ARMED FORCES" by Mad Dog

We The People  posted on  2012-01-01   21:01:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: We The People (#3)

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"The BIG list of Decent PaulTARD CULT members."

(Btw CULT boy, it wasn't MY article it was FRONTPAGE's, Not that TRUTH means shit all to you gibbering shit eating CULT members.)

Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.

Mad Dog  posted on  2012-01-02   16:57:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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