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Title: STYLING CRISIS: Spandex-Lycra "I'm-a-Serious-Biker, man!!" costume decried and now banned by NYC Mayor Bloomberg as a "tacky distraction"
Source: Spandex-Lycra Gazette
URL Source: [None]
Published: Dec 14, 2011
Author: Anonymous
Post Date: 2011-12-14 14:24:24 by Liberator
Keywords: Spandex, Lycra
Views: 2780
Comments: 4

Fascist New York City Mayor is at it again. Has he gone too far this time?

Mr. Mayor-for-Life has again interfered with City Life in the Big Apple, and the tiny but vocal Spandex-Lycra cyclist/biker community is not at all happy about it. Said one red-nosed, gin-breath representative cryptically called, "dwarf": "It's my entire wardrobe! Now what??"

In Bloomberg's defense, the city's Third World taxi-drivers have complained about the distraction of shiny, iridescent costumes of red, blue, purple and rainbow, and "entitlement" attitude while these militants pedals through NYC streets; Then it was the FEDEX drivers; Then it was Hell's Angels. Then everyone else.

We at the Spandex-Lycra Gazette now see the point. What the hell were we thinkin' by wearing the damn Spandex OR Lycra onesies 24/7 Or even 1/1? We apologize. We're going back to the old-school standby: short (very short) cut-off jeans and wife-beater tee. It'll work out better for us in the long run when pedaling through the Village. OR certain parts of Alaska.


Poster Comment:

Wow - It's not fair. What a crazy world. Actually, what a crazy city.

P.S. - Isn't Mayor Bloomberg gay?

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#1. To: Liberator (#0)

You wouldn't be talking about someone who posts on here would you????

"CHANGE" you can step in..... My dogs have created more shovel ready jobs than the self appointed Messiah!!! Number of shallow, inadequate, hypocritical Leftards who have me on BOZO---3..........

CZ82  posted on  2011-12-14   17:05:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Liberator (#0)

P.S. - Isn't Mayor Bloomberg gay?

Well,he IS a elected Republican.

"It is impossible to talk reason with those who can only parrot Party Slogans." sneakypete Sept 2011

Stay Hungry...Stay Foolish --Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs,life-long Dim,and major Barry Soetoro supporter.

sneakypete  posted on  2011-12-14   18:54:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Liberator (#0) (Edited)

Spandex-Lycra Gazette

Is that typical reading fare for you, Lubey?

Explains a lot...that didn't need an explanation...

I'll believe that a corporation is a person 1 second after Texas executes one...

war  posted on  2011-12-15   12:21:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: sneakypete (#2)

A lifelong Democrat before seeking elective office, Bloomberg switched his registration in 2001 and ran for mayor as a Republican, winning the election that year and a second term in 2005. Bloomberg left the Republican Party over policy and philosophical disagreements with national party leadership in 2007 and ran for his third term in 2009 as an independent candidate on the Republican ballot line. He was frequently mentioned as a possible independent candidate for the 2008 presidential election, which fueled further speculation when he left the Republican Party.[6]

I had to look that up and I'm not sure that you're correct.

The two parties are the same.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-12-15   21:02:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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