We are all doomed. There is no chance for a better America or world. Do you morons who thought Obama was the answer realize what idiots you were by now? So vote if you must. Democrat, Republican; it doesn't matter. Better to enjoy what little life you have left. Immerse yourself in pop culture. Go see Saw XV. What's J-Lo and Angelina Jolie up to? Hey, what are those latest hip-hop releases?
Forget about a healthy lifestyle. Do you really think you are going to live forever? Drink to excess every day. It will help numb realities. Go ahead and have that all meat extra cheese pizza. You know you want it. Cigarettes? Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.
Don't pay your bills. And when the collectors call, tell them where to stuff their unpaid balances, and you'll meet them in the Wal-Mart parking lot if they have a problem with that.
Have as much unprotected sex as you can. I realize that sex for many of you means your right hand, but don't feel bad about that either.
In short, it's best to just enjoy yourself whlle you can.
