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Title: TOTUS Kidnapped [No Ransom Note Recieved Yet]
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URL Source: http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/totus-kidnapped_10182011
Published: Oct 18, 2011
Author: Mac Slavo
Post Date: 2011-10-18 14:33:16 by Capitalist Eric
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Views: 1696
Comments: 5
Fox reports that the Teleprompter of the United States has been kidnapped: The Teleprompter of the United States (TOTUS) was inside a truck filled with President Obama’s podiums and audio equipment. WWBT reported that thieves took the truck just days before the president’s visit to Chesterfield, VA. Sources told the television station that the equipment was valued at nearly $200,000 and included several presidential seals. President Obama is rarely seen without TOTUS. “I think Totus will return to the White House someday and we hope it’s soon… the President hasn’t spoken a word in twenty-four hours.” WWN reached out to President Obama directly for his reaction… but, of course, he had no comment. Fox News also reports that a van with TOTUS was later located by police, though NBC suggests there is some confusion as to whether this van was the original stolen vehicle, or a vehicle carrying a different set of equipment.
There was a brief scare last night for President Obama after someone stole his teleprompter, according to WWBT-TV in Richmond.
source: Fox News 
Weekly World News: Totus has long be a loyal and patriotic American, rarely is Totus seen without American flags.
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#1. To: Capitalist Eric (#0)
Word on the street is that an FBI SWAT team is on its way to the Koch Brothers' palatial mansion - with orders to shoot them on sight. What did the Koch Brothers know, and when did they know it?
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"CHANGE" you can step in..... EXACTLY! LOL
DUMMY DwarF: ...I'm eating a meatball... "Whenver the dwarf sees something negative about a Democrat, he tries to change the topic of the thread to something else. Usually a personal attack, followed by mutterings about correct 'grammar' 'spelling' whatever. Anything he can think of to avoid a discussion about a Democrat screwing up or looking bad. It's a decade long pattern." --Badeye observation-- That's a great Bush imitation!.... even with a teleprompter.
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#2. To: Capitalist Eric (#0)
Obozo without his teleprompter!!!!
My dogs have created more shovel ready jobs than the self appointed Messiah!!!
#3. To: CZ82 (#2)
Capitalist Eric: Foreplay before the president's staff? 
#4. To: CZ82 (#2)
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#5. To: mininggold, CZ82 (#4)
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