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Title: Lighten up
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URL Source: http://non
Published: Oct 17, 2011
Author: me
Post Date: 2011-10-17 09:54:53 by Get Outta Dodge!
Keywords: None
Views: 3353
Comments: 8
Question: What's the difference between Barack Obama and pancreatic cancer? Answer: Nothing. Both kill Jobs. . Skank: Yeah I am. Man to skank: Well here I am. I have the STD. All I'm missing is "u".
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Man to skank: I hear you're looking for a stud.
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#1. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0)
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Republicans have weird senses of humor - that is why most of the good comedians are not Republicans.
"This is what economic policy in the West has become--a tool of the wealthy used to enrich themselves by spreading poverty among the rest of the population." Paul Craig Roberts
You've got a point. Republicans don't have time to be funny. They're too busy letting women die on the floor.
__________________________________________________________________________________________ Comedy is Reality exposed. Like this. "It was amusing to see President Obama try to align himself with the OWS movement. The genial Millard Fillmore update asked them not to "demonize those who work on Wall Street." Of course, demonization proceeds from the failure of this president and his appointed agents in authority to subject those who work on Wall Street to the laws that mere mortals are supposed to follow in money matters."
And the USSAMSM trying to always polish the Military's knob. Saluting theTROOPS!!!! Everyday!!! Except when Real Life Graphic violent War intercedes and we get a real life MultiVehicle pileup on the racetrack. First LOL question posed by the GateKeepers: "Any Spec Op involved?" Second: "Any Majors or higher?" No? Well then, let's talk about a young pretty white girl in trouble. See how amusing that is? 8D 40 US invading troops killed in base attack in Panjshir, Afghanistan Posted: 2011/10/16
What laws does the president follow? What laws do our Senators follow? What laws do our Congresspeople follow? What laws do Wall St. tycoons and Media Moguls follow? and the final question . . . what laws do we peons follow?
__________________________________________________________________________________________ "Sleight of hand" is as old as the magical arts. It always has worked, and it always will work.
__________________________________________________________________________________________ Comedy and Magic. I live for both...;}
It's a Big Club, and you're not in it.... G Carlin, Master Comedian
#2. To: Godwinson (#1)
(Edited)
Republicans have weird senses of humor - that is why most of the good comedians are not Republicans.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
#3. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0)
#4. To: All (#3)
#5. To: mcgowanjm (#3)
Of course, demonization proceeds from the failure of this president and his appointed agents in authority to subject those who work on Wall Street to the laws that mere mortals are supposed to follow in money matters."
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
#6. To: mcgowanjm (#4)
No? Well then, let's talk about a young pretty white girl in trouble. See how amusing that is? 8D
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln
#7. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#6)
#8. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#5)
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