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Title: Lighten up
Source: me
URL Source: http://non
Published: Oct 17, 2011
Author: me
Post Date: 2011-10-17 09:54:53 by Get Outta Dodge!
Keywords: None
Views: 3146
Comments: 8

Question: What's the difference between Barack Obama and pancreatic cancer?

Answer: Nothing. Both kill Jobs.

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Man to skank: I hear you're looking for a stud.

Skank: Yeah I am.

Man to skank: Well here I am. I have the STD. All I'm missing is "u".

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#3. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0)

Comedy is Reality exposed. Like this.

"It was amusing to see President Obama try to align himself with the OWS movement. The genial Millard Fillmore update asked them not to "demonize those who work on Wall Street." Of course, demonization proceeds from the failure of this president and his appointed agents in authority to subject those who work on Wall Street to the laws that mere mortals are supposed to follow in money matters."

mcgowanjm  posted on  2011-10-17   10:36:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#4. To: All (#3)

And the USSAMSM trying to always polish the Military's knob.

Saluting theTROOPS!!!!

Everyday!!!

Except when Real Life Graphic violent War intercedes and we get a real life MultiVehicle pileup on the racetrack.

First LOL question posed by the GateKeepers:

"Any Spec Op involved?"

Second:

"Any Majors or higher?"

No? Well then, let's talk about a young pretty white girl in trouble. See how amusing that is? 8D

40 US invading troops killed in base attack in Panjshir, Afghanistan Posted: 2011/10/16

mcgowanjm  posted on  2011-10-17 10:41:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: mcgowanjm (#3)

Of course, demonization proceeds from the failure of this president and his appointed agents in authority to subject those who work on Wall Street to the laws that mere mortals are supposed to follow in money matters."

What laws does the president follow?

What laws do our Senators follow?

What laws do our Congresspeople follow?

What laws do Wall St. tycoons and Media Moguls follow?

and the final question . . . what laws do we peons follow?

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-10-17 10:48:27 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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