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Title: Lighten up
Source: me
URL Source: http://non
Published: Oct 17, 2011
Author: me
Post Date: 2011-10-17 09:54:53 by Get Outta Dodge!
Keywords: None
Views: 3145
Comments: 8

Question: What's the difference between Barack Obama and pancreatic cancer?

Answer: Nothing. Both kill Jobs.

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Man to skank: I hear you're looking for a stud.

Skank: Yeah I am.

Man to skank: Well here I am. I have the STD. All I'm missing is "u".

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#1. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0) (Edited)

Republicans have weird senses of humor - that is why most of the good comedians are not Republicans.

"This is what economic policy in the West has become--a tool of the wealthy used to enrich themselves by spreading poverty among the rest of the population." Paul Craig Roberts

Godwinson  posted on  2011-10-17   10:12:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Godwinson (#1) (Edited)

Republicans have weird senses of humor - that is why most of the good comedians are not Republicans.

You've got a point.

Republicans don't have time to be funny. They're too busy letting women die on the floor.

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-10-17   10:26:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#0)

Comedy is Reality exposed. Like this.

"It was amusing to see President Obama try to align himself with the OWS movement. The genial Millard Fillmore update asked them not to "demonize those who work on Wall Street." Of course, demonization proceeds from the failure of this president and his appointed agents in authority to subject those who work on Wall Street to the laws that mere mortals are supposed to follow in money matters."

mcgowanjm  posted on  2011-10-17   10:36:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All (#3)

And the USSAMSM trying to always polish the Military's knob.

Saluting theTROOPS!!!!

Everyday!!!

Except when Real Life Graphic violent War intercedes and we get a real life MultiVehicle pileup on the racetrack.

First LOL question posed by the GateKeepers:

"Any Spec Op involved?"

Second:

"Any Majors or higher?"

No? Well then, let's talk about a young pretty white girl in trouble. See how amusing that is? 8D

40 US invading troops killed in base attack in Panjshir, Afghanistan Posted: 2011/10/16

mcgowanjm  posted on  2011-10-17   10:41:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: mcgowanjm (#3)

Of course, demonization proceeds from the failure of this president and his appointed agents in authority to subject those who work on Wall Street to the laws that mere mortals are supposed to follow in money matters."

What laws does the president follow?

What laws do our Senators follow?

What laws do our Congresspeople follow?

What laws do Wall St. tycoons and Media Moguls follow?

and the final question . . . what laws do we peons follow?

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-10-17   10:48:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: mcgowanjm (#4)

No? Well then, let's talk about a young pretty white girl in trouble. See how amusing that is? 8D

"Sleight of hand" is as old as the magical arts.

It always has worked, and it always will work.

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine."
- Abraham Lincoln

Get Outta Dodge!  posted on  2011-10-17   10:49:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#6)

Comedy and Magic.

I live for both...;}

mcgowanjm  posted on  2011-10-17   13:04:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Get Outta Dodge! (#5)

It's a Big Club, and you're not in it....

G Carlin, Master Comedian

mcgowanjm  posted on  2011-10-17   13:05:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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