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LEFT WING LOONS Title: Amanda Knox ... is not running --- for President Amanda Knox is not running for President The Tygrrrr Express by Eric Golub Los ANGELES, October 6, 2011 Fresh on the heels of announcements by Chris Christie and Sarah Palin that they were not running for President, members of the media panicked while waiting for Rudy Giuliani to decide. Then it happened. Amanda Knox came to the microphone. She held a tearful press conference, where she did not announce that she was running for President. Given this late stage of the game, she would have said something if she was. She also failed to mention what she thought of Casey Anthony as a potential running mate, and if they would be willing to enjoy drug fueled sex orgies in the White House if they got elected. Mass suicides are planned for members of the media. After all, nature abhors a vacuum and nowhere is there a larger vacuum than in the skulls of journalists. Yes it is tragic that innocent people were murdered by somebody. Yet for the media the real true shame in all of this is that they will have a much tougher time turning America into a nation of imbeciles once the presidential race starts heating up. Horror of horrors, the media will be forced to discuss...issues. This is a disaster for them. Policy is boring. It requires learning and discussing matters of substance. For those truly concerned with whether a pair of hot bad girls did bad stuff and looked hot doing it, please stop breathing immediately. Oxygen is a finite resource. So until the next noxious non-event by some non-person gets elevated to anything higher than a non-story, the media should ask several questions. Since they will as usual fail to do their jobs, the new media will again pick up the slack. "Mr. Cain, you have taken distressed companies and turned them around. Explain the steps you took, and how and if that can be applied to America itself." "Governor Perry, you have had success keeping Texas a great place to do business. Yet you had a friendly legislature. Tell us how you plan to duplicate your success at the federal level knowing you will have a hostile legislature where paralysis is the norm." "Senator Santorum, your Iran Sanctions Act was widely praised. Yet with Iran on the path to building a bomb, sanctions may not be enough. Tell us what circumstances would cause you to consider the use of military force." "Congresswoman Bachmann, your experience as a tax lawyer gives you unique insights into the Obamacare law. You claim it has hidden provisions that are harmful to America. Please explain exactly what those provisions are, why they are harmful, and what can be done to prevent this harm." "Governor Romney, you balanced a budget with a liberal legislature in Massachusetts. Explain exactly what steps you would use to take your state leadership to the federal level. Let us know what core principles you will not compromise on and where there can be some flexibility." "Speaker Gingrich, you enacted welfare reform with a divided government and gave millions of people dignity and the chance at the American dream. Talk to us about some modern solutions that are achievable that will help lift people from below the poverty line to a chance at the American middle class." "Dr. Paul, you've personally delivered thousands of babies into this world. Tell us in your expert medical opinion what our medical system needs to improve and how politicians can make this happen, from containing costs to restructuring programs." The best part about these questions is the candidates would be given 15 minutes each, not 15 seconds. That's right. In a two hour debate, each candidate can be given one question to answer, and as much time to answer as possible. Then the following week a different question can be asked of each one. That way the candidates are not placed in boxes where they only get asked questions that play to their stereotypes. Everybody knows where Ron Paul stands on the war, how Rick Santorum feels about abortion, and that Herman Cain hates taxes. They and all the candidates deserve to be treated as three dimensional human beings, not cardboard cutouts to be mocked with stupidity while journalists wait for the next sex scandal or Hollywood celebrity wedding. Syria is shooting its own citizens in the street. Libya and Egypt are in chaos. The price of gasoline has doubled in the last four years and the price of food is skyrocketing. Can one journalist bother to ask why candidates support ethanol subsidies when that is causing people around the globe to starve to death? Or is fuel now edible? Can we have the serious discussion about whether or not Barack Obama should be fired, and why? Is it too much to ask that the fate of the entire world take precedence over some girl who may or may not have done something bad in Italy involving people who had nothing to do with the collapse of the Euro? This is not the 1990s. When the world is at peace, America can elect the "Seinfeld President" to tell us whether he wears boxers or briefs, and who he is with when he removes them. Those days are gone. We are at war. Our very way of life is at stake. The world economy is burning. Riots are breaking out worldwide. Just once, the media needs to steer away from Michael Jackson's physician and deal with what actually matters. Unless Amanda Knox announces she is running for President, her potential candidacy should be a dead issue. Letting her fade away into the background is the easy part. The tough challenge for the intellectually deficient is to refuse to replace her with anything similar. This is a hard world, and it requires hard news. To win the war on terror, first America must win the war against nonsense. This must start now. Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, blogger, author, public speaker, satirist and comedian. Eric is the author of the book trilogy "Ideological Bigotry, "Ideological Violence," and "Ideological Idiocy." Eric is 100% alcohol, tobacco, drug, and liberalism free. After years of dating liberals, he has finally seen the light and now only dates Republican Jewish women. His family is pleased over this. Republican, Jewish women, you may contact Eric above. Follow Eric on Twitter @TYGRRRREXPRESS Eric Golub is an independent writer for the Communities. Read more from Eric at his TYGRRRR EXPRESS blog.
Poster Comment: I'm going to run for the presidency on the platform of ... the national power grid is sucking my brain juices --- how can that be I live in hawaii ! They must be using sattelite mirrors - lasers !
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More like the blow job buttafuco president ! The poor thing ... amy - monica fisher --- would've been whacked ! The blue dress whatzer her name linda Tripp saved her life !
If you ... don't use exclamation points --- you should't be typeing ! Commas - semicolons are for girlie boys !
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