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Foreign Invaders crisis cost $150B in 2023, forcing some areas to cut police and fire services: report Israel kills head of Hezbollah Intelligence. Status: Not Logged In; Sign In Humor See other Humor Articles Title: Chuckle of the Day Source: E-Mail URL Source: http://N/A Published: Sep 8, 2011 Author: ME Post Date: 2011-09-08 09:33:47 by CZ82 Keywords: None Views: 9164 Comments: 20 At a wedding party recently someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.” The bartender was crushed to death. Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread   Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 5. #1. To: CZ82 (#0) Okay, that was pretty funny. Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-09-08   9:55:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #2. To: Fred Mertz (#1) Yep. I saw this one too: Martha's husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?" "Here it comes!" war  posted on  2011-09-08   10:06:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #4. To: war (#2) A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says,"Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One". The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.65". The boss says, "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell?" The kid says,"First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The kid said, "No the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing'." Fred Mertz  posted on  2011-09-08   11:03:23 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   #5. To: Fred Mertz (#4) HA war  posted on  2011-09-08   11:11:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply   Replies to Comment # 5.         There are no replies to Comment # 5. End Trace Mode for Comment # 5. Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

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