Title: Chuckle of the Day Source:
E-Mail URL Source:http://N/A Published:Sep 8, 2011 Author:ME Post Date:2011-09-08 09:33:47 by CZ82 Keywords:None Views:9634 Comments:20
At a wedding party recently someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”
Martha's husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!"
Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin."
The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before."
The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was ... oh, do I miss him!"
