Title: Chuckle of the Day Source:
E-Mail URL Source:http://N/A Published:Sep 8, 2011 Author:ME Post Date:2011-09-08 09:33:47 by CZ82 Keywords:None Views:9161 Comments:20
At a wedding party recently someone yelled, All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.
Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world does.
Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
"Really, would you mind telling us why that is Johnny?," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went "fffff! fffff! fffff!", and before he could say "Fuck!", the dog ate him!"