Title: Chuckle of the Day Source:
E-Mail URL Source:http://N/A Published:Sep 8, 2011 Author:ME Post Date:2011-09-08 09:33:47 by CZ82 Keywords:None Views:9626 Comments:20
At a wedding party recently someone yelled, “All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living.”
Martha's husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, insurance money!"
Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"
