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Title: Ron Paul Is Getting A Chuck Norris Like Reputation
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Published: Sep 7, 2011
Author: Sayo
Post Date: 2011-09-07 20:13:23 by A K A Stone
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Views: 14573
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1. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.

2. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.

3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.

4. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.

5. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.

6. Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.

7. The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.

8. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.

9. Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.

10. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

11.When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.

12.Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.

13.Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes, He kills them with his bare hands.

14.Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

15.If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

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#3. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Ron Paul is an embarrassment, and his ego driven campaigning for POTUS takes up valuable time.

I've got a better chance winning both the GOP nomination, AND the general election cycle than this increasingly incoherent, arrogant, crank.

Badeye  posted on  2011-09-08   9:33:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Badeye (#3) (Edited)

I don't think Bachman can or will win the nomination.

Perry supporeted Al Gore. That waa right after Reagan.

Romney governed as a liberal Rebpulican.

I for one am not voting for any Rinos.

So if Ron Paul doesn't win I will have to vote third party.

So you folks that don't support Ron Paul better get on board unless you want 4 more years of Obama.

People who call themselves Republicans but don't support Ron Paul. You know what that tells me. It tells me that constitutional domestic issues are trumped by the desire for wars with other countries.

A K A Stone  posted on  2011-09-08   11:34:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: A K A Stone (#4)

I for one am not voting for any Rinos.

Not sure I agree with your premise regarding "RINOS"

It seems, based on the performance of elected republicans, that the GOP favors big government, big donors, big social programs, open borders and killing large numbers of people. That defines a republican.

The RINO is Ron Paul - just my opinion -

"So if Ron Paul doesn't win I will have to vote third party."

Ron Paul is the only "republican" I will vote for - if he is not the gop candidate - I will vote for gridlock.

So you folks that don't support Ron Paul better get on board unless you want 4 more years of Obama.

Just wait until sarah palin jumps into the race as the "tea party candidate"

Jameson  posted on  2011-09-08   12:25:46 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jameson (#5)

I get your point about Ron Paul being a Rino. But I am talking about the real Republicans not the pretenders who took over.

A K A Stone  posted on  2011-09-08   12:41:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: A K A Stone (#6)

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/09/07/7658608-who-do-you-think-won-the-republican-debate-at-the-reagan-library

Who do you think won the Republican debate at the Reagan library?

Who do you think won the GOP debate?

Results with 969 short comments

Total of 151,725 votes - click on the "Display Comments" bar below to sort comments

Ron Paul 51.8% (78,650 votes)

Mitt Romney 16.6% (25,148 votes)

Rick Perry 13.8% (20,949 votes)

Jon Huntsman 6.8% (10,336 votes)

Newt Gingrich 4.6% (6,979 votes)

Herman Cain 3.3% (4,984 votes)

Michele Bachmann 2.1% (3,152 votes)

Rick Santorum 1% (1,527 votes)

nolu chan  posted on  2011-09-08   12:53:08 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: nolu chan (#7) (Edited)

Funny, from what I was listening to this morning, NOBODY mentioned this question...

You KNOW I'm holding my breath, waiting for that news to hit the MSM...

Total of 158,495 votes - click on the "Display Comments" bar below to sort comments
Ron Paul 52.5%(83,133 votes)
Mitt Romney 16.3%(25,879 votes)
Rick Perry 13.7%(21,706 votes)
Jon Huntsman 6.7%(10,642 votes)
Newt Gingrich 4.5%(7,183 votes)
Herman Cain 3.2%(5,147 votes)
Michele Bachmann 2%(3,236 votes)
Rick Santorum 1%(1,569 votes)

Capitalist Eric  posted on  2011-09-08   13:33:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Capitalist Eric (#8)

unny, from what I was listening to this morning, NOBODY mentioned this question...

You KNOW I'm holding my breath, waiting for that news to hit the MSM...

I was surprised at those results as it seemed only a few questions went to Ron Paul. The bulk of the time was spent, unsurprisingly, with Perry and Romney. Paul did have some good lines.

HARRIS: Thank you. Congressman Paul, another question from a Politico reader. Do you advocate getting rid of the minimum wage? Would that create more jobs?

PAUL: Absolutely. And it would help the poor, the people who need a job. The minimum wage is a mandate. We're against mandates, so why should we have it? No, it would be very beneficial. But I was trying to get your attention a little while ago. There's eight of us up here. I'm a physician, but you sure weren't going to ask me any medical question. But I would like to address that just a little bit. First off, you know, the governor of Texas criticized the governor of Massachusetts for Romneycare, but he wrote a really fancy letter supporting Hillarycare. So we probably ought to ask him about that. But mandates, that's what the whole society is about. That's what we do all the time. That's what government does: mandate, mandate, mandate. And what we -- we talk so much about the Obama mandate, which is very important, but what about Medicare? Isn't that a mandate? Everything we do is a mandate. So this is why you have to look at this at the cause of liberty. We don't need the government running our lives. And I -- I do want to address the subject of $2 oil or gasoline, because I can do it much better than that. I can get you a gallon of gasoline for a dime.

HARRIS: Time. Time. Thank you, Congressman.

PAUL: Well, I've got to finish the sentence. You didn't give me time before.

(CROSSTALK)

HARRIS: These are rules that all of you agreed to that Brian...

ROMNEY: Let's hear that.

(CROSSTALK)

HARRIS: Finish the sentence, or you're all done?

PAUL: OK, I'm going to finish the sentence then.

HARRIS: Quickly, please.

PAUL: OK, you can buy a gallon of gasoline today for a silver dime. A silver dime is worth $3.50. It's all about inflation and too many regulations.

HARRIS: Good. Thank you, sir.

- - -

WILLIAMS: Well, let me ask you about something else. It's related in a way, has to do with Mother Nature. Before the broadcast, Senator Santorum's got flooding today in Pennsylvania, Governor Perry is just back from the wildfires, out east, a Category 1 laid waste to entire areas. There's standing water tonight in Paterson, New Jersey, many of the towns around where I live, eight days without power. We had people eating in outdoor and public parks because the supermarkets were closed down. The question is, federal aid, something like FEMA, if you object to what its become, how it's run, your position is to -- is to remove it, take it away, abolish it. What happens in its absence?

PAUL: Well, what happened before 1979? We didn't have FEMA. And that -- FEMA just conditioned people to build where they shouldn't be building. We lose the market effect of that. But, yeah, my position is, we should have never had it. There's a much better way of doing it. I mean, this whole idea that the federal government can deal with weather and anything in the world, just got to throw a government there -- FEMA's broke. They're $20 billion in debt. But I'm not for saying tomorrow close it down. A lot of people pay the insurance. I work real hard to make it work, and I did that in my district, too. But I'll tell you how we should do it. We're spending -- believe it or not, this blew my mind when I read this -- $20 billion a year for air conditioning in Afghanistan and Iraq in the tents over there and all the air conditioning. Cut that $20 billion out, bring in -- take $10 off the debt, and put $10 into FEMA or whoever else needs it, child health care or whatever. But I'll tell you what, if we did that and took the air conditioning out of the Green Zone, our troops would come home, and that would make me happy.

(APPLAUSE)

nolu chan  posted on  2011-09-08   15:59:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: nolu chan (#11)

ou can buy a gallon of gasoline today for a silver dime. A silver dime is worth $3.50. It's all about inflation and too many regulations.

Well, what happened before 1979? We didn't have FEMA.

No, Ron Paul has never been a good public speaker. Never.

But these were the two of the three most interesting points in the debate last night (the other being Paul's assertion about barb wire and machine guns on the border coming back to haunt us).

Neo-cons just don't get it. They are stupid as leftists. Oh wait, most neo- cons started off in life as leftists. Doh!!!

jwpegler  posted on  2011-09-09   18:36:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#34. To: jwpegler (#31)

Neo-cons just don't get it. They are stupid as leftists. Oh wait, most neo- cons started off in life as leftists. Doh!!!

Did neo-cons change or did they merely re-label themselves to defeat conservatives from within and control both sides of the public debate?

Ron Paul lacks great rhetorical skill but, on the other hand, he does not sound like an actor with good hair delivering lines from a script written by a handler.

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