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Title: Ron Paul Is Getting A Chuck Norris Like Reputation
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Published: Sep 7, 2011
Author: Sayo
Post Date: 2011-09-07 20:13:23 by A K A Stone
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Views: 14521
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1. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.

2. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.

3. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.

4. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.

5. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.

6. Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.

7. The chief export of Ron Paul is liberty.

8. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.

9. Ron Paul eats Total Gyms for breakfast.

10. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".

11.When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.

12.Ron Paul lost his virginity to Susan B. Anthony.

13.Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes, He kills them with his bare hands.

14.Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.

15.If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy.

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#3. To: A K A Stone (#0)

Ron Paul is an embarrassment, and his ego driven campaigning for POTUS takes up valuable time.

I've got a better chance winning both the GOP nomination, AND the general election cycle than this increasingly incoherent, arrogant, crank.

Badeye  posted on  2011-09-08   9:33:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Badeye (#3) (Edited)

I don't think Bachman can or will win the nomination.

Perry supporeted Al Gore. That waa right after Reagan.

Romney governed as a liberal Rebpulican.

I for one am not voting for any Rinos.

So if Ron Paul doesn't win I will have to vote third party.

So you folks that don't support Ron Paul better get on board unless you want 4 more years of Obama.

People who call themselves Republicans but don't support Ron Paul. You know what that tells me. It tells me that constitutional domestic issues are trumped by the desire for wars with other countries.

A K A Stone  posted on  2011-09-08   11:34:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: A K A Stone (#4)

So you folks that don't support Ron Paul better get on board unless you want 4 more years of Obama.

Stone..seriously, after 45 minutes, Ron Paul was having trouble speaking COHERENTLY. Forget what he was saying, go back and just watch him stutter, watch as he struggles to focus.

I think the man is brilliant in many aspects. But I damn sure don't want him anywhere near the Oval Office except for a photo op. He's so far past his prime it actually became painful to watch and hear him in the last 30 minutes last night.

As for how any of them 'governed'...my friend, we are so far past 'conservative' or 'liberal' at this moment as a nation. You know I'm a conservative on almost every topic you can name...but we don't have the time or luxuary for 'ideology'.

We have to get back to BUSINESS, and in a hurry. This country is bleeding out financially, the average American is now frightened when they consider their personal future five years out, let alone in retirement, if they even still believe they'll be able to 'retire'.

Ron Paul has ZERO CHANCE of being elected to anything, anything at all outside of his weird district in Texas. He's a political cult leader, thats it. Thats not to say he isn't right on a few things. He is. But he's so far wrong on some very big issues its truly stunning he's on that stage as a nominee.

Badeye  posted on  2011-09-08   14:53:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Badeye (#10)

Stone..seriously, after 45 minutes, Ron Paul was having trouble speaking COHERENTLY. Forget what he was saying, go back and just watch him stutter, watch as he struggles to focus.

Ron Paul is a great, honorable man.

But he has never been a good public speaker. Never.

I also had a hard time following his train of thought last night.

After his last couple of debate performances, I suspect that his age is also playing a factor here.

He's aged a lot in the last 4 years. He hasn't looked good on stage at all this year.

I feel sad, but we all get old. I think it was a mistake for Paul to run this year. He should have endorsed Gary Johnson.

jwpegler  posted on  2011-09-08   16:31:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: jwpegler (#14)

After his last couple of debate performances, I suspect that his age is also playing a factor here.

He's aged a lot in the last 4 years. He hasn't looked good on stage at all this year.

I feel sad, but we all get old. I think it was a mistake for Paul to run this year.

Full agreement on this. The simple fact is this is another vanity run by Ron Paul, nothing more, nothing less. He knows he has absolutely no chance of being elected, he knows he has no chance of being taken seriously by anyone beyond the cult of personality, such as it is, that worships him.

Said to the wife, 'you know, he's right on more than a few issues' last night while we watched....less than ten seconds later he began ranting a border fence could be used to 'keep us all in'....and we both broke up laughing.

Badeye  posted on  2011-09-08   16:52:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Badeye (#15)

It's a dream. Sitting on the couch watching Ron Paul TV with 'the wife'.

No wonder you drink.

Biff Tannen  posted on  2011-09-08   18:14:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#20. To: Biff Tannen (#18)

Oh Biffy, its so sad you are alone.

Not the least surprising, but sad.

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