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Title: Top politically themed earthquake tweets
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The Washington Examiner
URL Source: http://campaign2012.washingtonexami ... cally-themed-earthquake-tweets
Published: Aug 24, 2011
Author: Examiner Staff
Post Date: 2011-08-24 07:48:36 by Happy Quanzaa
Keywords: Bush
Views: 8766
Comments: 13
After Washington DC realized that the earthquake was nothing to worry about, they took to Twitter to joke about the source of the quake. Some of the best ones below: @TPCarney: Krugman says it wasn't big enough. @comradescott: Evidently the quake occurred on a little known fault line outside of DC called "Bush's Fault". #tcot #p2 @calebhowe: Breaking: Obama administration points out they "inherited" fault lines from previous administrations. @MaizeBlueNation: Fox News claims the Washington monument is leaning to the right, MSNBC claims it's leaning to the left. More news at 11. @charliespiering: I won't stop shaking until Obama makes a speech telling me that everything is ok and that he has a plan @Ben_Howe: As all of DC leaves work at the same time, the United States experiences a brief economic recovery. @daveweigel: Was all set to loot in Dupont circle, then realized all we have are taco and cupcake stores. @BrianHughes_: I wish I owned a bar in D.C. right now. #chaching @JimPethokoukis Shot: Virginia Earthquake Chaser: Hurricane Irene @politicoroger POLITICO had the earthquake story yesterday. Examiner Cartoonist @natebeeler tweeted out one of his special earthquake themed cartoons 
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#1. To: Happy Quanzaa (#0)
2 things: 1: Assume the reactors are now in meltdown. 2: Assume the Nuke Plant Operator is lying. Ex: Why is the Virginia Nuke venting steam now? O, and don't leave your pets behind in evac, cause they will be shot...just sayin'....;}
It always vents steam, they have cooling stations that always put out steam. In the wintertime vehicles in the parking lot overnight will have ice on them in the morning from it. I worked @ North Anna in the late 70s & early 80s and lived in Mineral for 3 years, I know these things.
I know these things. Then better get over there right away! You know shit. Especially as you;ve said ZERO about Fukushima and the other 5 nukes undergoing meltdown as I type. And the Steam is coming out on ONE reactor. And not out of any stack. Better take a look at the vids. OR maybe youare and not caring to comment? Rule Number One: Nuke Plant Operators Lie. They must.
That's just too funny. I can't stop laughing. 8D [...] Amanda Reidelbach [an emergency management spokeswoman for Louisa County] said the plant was venting steam but there was no release of radioactive material [...] Assuming Meltdown until I get better sourcing. And all 442 ARE going to Meltdown. Just a matter of time....;}
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# # Bobby1 August 23, 2011 at 11:41 pm Log in to Reply Don’t worry. That steam is as safe as eating 10,000 bananas on a plane from New York to Tokyo. * Flapdoodle August 24, 2011 at 12:13 am Log in to Reply LOL Or three trips through a TSA scanner o anne August 24, 2011 at 12:37 am Log in to Reply Or 100 cat scans! Yikes!!! + Jebus August 24, 2011 at 1:24 am Log in to Reply Or one fukushima meltdown…
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#2. To: mcgowanjm (#1)
Why is the Virginia Nuke venting steam now?
#3. To: Happy Quanzaa (#2)
It always vents steam, they have cooling stations that always put out steam. In the wintertime vehicles in the parking lot overnight will have ice on them in the morning from it. I worked @ North Anna in the late 70s & early 80s and lived in Mineral for 3 years, I know these things.
#4. To: All (#3)
I know these things
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