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Here is an example of a whupping administered to me at ToaK.
Tears Of A Kloughn [Powered by Invision Power Board]
Posted by: I worship phony deacons Jan 17 2007, 10:49 AM
QUOTE (GirlyGirl @ Jan 17 2007, 09:00 AM)
While were on this topic, it seems that KennyBoy may have retired the Mastermind screen name. We all know that His Pompousness wouldn't have actually stopped posting there. Anyone wanna weigh in on who they think he's using as his new nick?
A tipster mentioned to me that they suspected Damsel (thanks LK!) but I also wondered about Avatarity. Any thoughts?
Interesting theory. Clown Posse took a bit of a beating at CP last summer after their site blew up. Then there was this brilliant bit of humiliation created by Nolu Chan
Note: All quotes taken from Clown Posse thread, "Closure Disclosures: An Open Letter to Mercuria," started on 7/24/2006 at 4:25 PM with last post on 8/2/2006 at 6:03 PM, and presented in chronological order.
MASTERMIND vs. MURDER, INC.
THREATS OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE
Mastermind, 07-24-2006, 04:25 PM
They gathered in increasingly deeper caves and made threats about what they planned to do to CP. These included threats of physical violence. Yes, I have the evidence and know the names and locations of those making the threats.
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CHORUS
"Nice, MM." (PeeWeeElvis) "Excellent, informative post, MM." (Miss Parker) "MM, well done." (Farish) "Sounds like an unholy alliance formed between FR/PP'ers, former CP's with bad intentions, and OLAS's [Alan Keyes] grifting team." (Dances With Kooks) "Well done." (Weaver) "You rock MM!!" (LivingDeadGrrrl) "A quality post that will end the speculation and rock a few worlds." (Edward Teach) "Well done, sir! Clear, concise, informative." (Xuanxue/Dark Aspect) "Very well said MM!" (Payt211) "A Mastermind masterpiece. I am beyond impressed." (FU Sez Who) "I find this most disturbing. Regardless of the bad blood between the two sites, I don't remember EVER reading any threats of this nature by a Posse member towards a No!Namestan." (FU Sez Who)
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BULLETS AND A GUN
Mastermind, 07-31-2006, 09:18 PM
You got the tame version from the outer cave. The one in the deep cave, made moments earlier is even more ominous. Talked about supplying bullets and a gun.
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YOU AIN'T HEARD NUTHIN' YET
Mastermind, 08-01-2006 03:43 PM
You ain't heard nuthin', yet. Stay tuned...
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CHORUS
"Well, *I* am absolutely dumbfounded, flabbergasted, and speechless at what I'm seeing here. I had NO idea!" (ElkNotMoose) "No!, me either." (FU Sez Who) "I really, really want to see this." (Moonbatticus) "I find that reeeaaal interesting." (Currahee)
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THAT STUFF (Bullets & Gun) PALES IN COMPARISON....
Mastermind, 08-01-2006, 05:21 PM
Not too concerned, but if anything were to happen, plenty of people know where to look for my attackers. ...
But really, that stuff pales in comparison to the seriousness of something we're looking at now. We should have more to say once a certain email is answered. Or ignored.
You will be shocked and appalled, friends...
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CHORUS
"MM, I assume by this you mean ignoring it wouldn't be a good thing?" (Vigilante) "Appalled maybe; shocked???No! WAY" (FU Sez Who) "I hope HappyGoHorny isn't the one talking like a trailer park scuz, and threatening to whack you,MM." (OddJob)
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THE DARE
Mastermind, 08-01-2006, 05:59 PM
Oh yeah. Let 'em ignore the email and see what happens...
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CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY
Mastermind, 08-01-2006, 06:39 PM
Guys really...the threats in the cave were just a bunch of idiots mouthing off in a circle jerk. What's happened more recently is very likely criminal, and makes that stuff look like Ned and the First Reader. And some of the footprints are unmistakable. Only thing to be determined is how many co-conspirators there were. And we're working on that.
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CHORUS
"The suspense is killing me." (Miss Parker)
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SHOWDOWN SET FOR HIGH NOON
Mastermind, 08-01-2006, 06:49 PM
Don't feel cheated, Miss P. We've asked our representative to allow plenty of time for a response. Likely won't get one, tonight. If we haven't heard something by...oh let's say noon tomorrow, well...let's just say things could start getting a little ugly.
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CHORUS
"I will most assuredly be tuning in for that." (Moonbatticus) "It's having leaders like you, Vig... and Tiny, and MM, that keeps this family together and happy." (Damsel) "What she said. That trumps the jealous prattlings of Veronica/Jazzy/PaidEditor/languid/gentile-hater any time. (Miss Parker) This whole thing has me shocked and angry. ... And Vig, there are some people who are not just immature but mentally unstable..." (Sarcastic Cynic) "Sounds pretty ominous." (FU Sez Who)
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CUE MUSIC
I do not know what fate awaits me I only know I must be brave And I must face a man who hates me Or lie a coward, a craven coward Or lie a coward in my grave
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HIGH NOON
[Mastermind dons his spandex suit with the big "M" on it and goes out to meet the evildoers.]
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*** CRICKETS ***
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For hours, Mastermind stands out in the street, all by himself, in his spandex suit with the big "M" on it, waiting in vain for someone to pay attention to his dare. Finally Xuanxue comes to rescue him.
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Xuanxue, 08-02-2006, 03:45 PM
"It's a few hours after noon, CDT."
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Something must be done!! Mastermind has a plan!!! He sends another email, tightens the screws, and Double-Dares them not to answer it!!!!
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MASTERMIND DOUBLE-DARES THEM
Mastermind, 08-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Yep, and another message is about to be delivered that's going to tighten the screws. If this one gets ignored, the shit starts hitting the fan...
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Take that evildoers!!
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FU Sez Who, 08-02-2006, 04:19 PM
"Would they possibly come back and say they never got it??"
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BULLSHIT STORY -- THE GETAWAY
Mastermind, 08-02-2006, 05:44 PM
Possibly. Meanwhile, we've uncovered another angle we need to look at, so the latest missive is on hold...
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CHORUS
Dumpster Mumbler, 08-02-2006, 05:46 PM
When the whip comes down.... When the whip comes down.... When the shit hits the fan I'll be sittin' on the can When the whip comes down...
Miss Parker, 08-02-2006, 05:53 PM
"If something big breaks while I'm offline, I'll never forgive you."
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Third to last post on thread:
Mastermind, 08-02-2006, 05:58 PM
Rest easy, Miss P. Time is on our side.
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CHORUS
Next to last post on thread:
Dumpster Mumbler, 08-02-2006, 06:03 PM
'Cause I got the real love The kind that you need So you'll come runnin' back That you'll come runnin back You'll come runnin' back to me Time is on my side, yes it is Time is on my side, oh yes it is, baby
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Last post on thread:
Miss Parker, 08-03-2006, 06:20 PM
DM - I do believe you are a Stones fan.
[Rolling Stones tongue graphic]
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EPILOGUE
Because the second double-dare missive was placed on hold, the evildoers with guns and bullets, and things that make guns and bullets pale in comparison, gave up their homicidal mission. Fearing a triple-dare, the evildoers knew they had no chance.
Posted 09/02/2006 12:09:32 pm EDT by nolu_chan
Damn, doesn't that remind you of the yukons and Nuclear Option Day?
Mastermind was playing internet cowboy- for entertainment and h'up and his posse are full of jealousy-and like to gather personal info, and blast lifted photos from facebook- so they can associate people's real names with porno cam sites, and disrupt sites with fake infighting. That is about as nooclear as they can get. They may throw in some threats of violence- to make it look really good and scary, but they are totally crass and vile.
Mastermind was a great deal more sophisticated, on his worst day, than hup -and ilk are- even with a dictionary and a thesaurus us his/their arse.
Mastermind was a great deal more sophisticated, on his worst day, than hup -and ilk are- even with a dictionary and a thesaurus us his/their arse.
My observation was that Mastermind tried, and largely succeeded, in staying in the background. Indeed, hup does not measure up.
The yukons like to disrupt threads and then ask the mods to have the thread pulled or have somebody banned.
The incompetent dregs from Tears of a Kloughn remind me of the James Stewart character in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. Their defining moment never happened, except in their own imagination.
If harrowup would at minimum attempt to refute your posts, I would be able to see his perspective. But all he has performed are evasive maneuvers which give him a -10 on this thread.
You didn't just slam him to the wall, you squished him under your boot. harrowup is a SPLAT, now, on the ground.
#261. To: buckeroo, nolu chan, harrowup, *Extended Clip Progressives* (#260)
The major point is that I am retired and raise goats as a hobby and while I am an MD Psychiatrist, my speciality is forensics, not clinical which is why I have so much mischievous fun in dissecting you. It is like talking to a corpse.
It would seem that the admiral used to psychoanalyze dead people, before he moved up to goat herding. Not much chance of getting any backtalk, in that line of work.
Yep the deceased was a conservative, so the cops were fully justified in pumping 28 rounds into him?
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
I was thinking that the Toakers are sorta like the Keystone Cops or Mr.Bean, but I think the reality is that they are females. Well except for tex in a dress.. he is def a girl. ;)
Title: You and your pathetic selective moderating and utter lack of scruples Source: Liberty Poat [yukon was probably distracted by some link he was viewing] URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=310787&Disp=155#C155 Published: Jul 23, 2011 Author: liberator Post Date: 2011-08-16 19:32:52 by yukon
Sorry to hear it. Did you ingest a bad taco on the way in to the ballpark?
No. I tried to find a bank in the Oakland suburbs. They don't exist. Had to go downtown via International Boulevard which is overly diverse even for a seasoned Angeleno. The ballpark and people were nice and the Rangers nipped the A's.
No Lettuce for Chew! Sour Grapes Only! #3 aka Stevie Dung Beetle & his Maggot Band. You're getting dizzy in that wheel. It only temporarily masks your mental defect.
You just keep proving my point, motherjones. Making mincemeat of you has always been a simple case of watching you self indict. Slap-downs aren't necessary; your narratives lack originality to say the least.
To repeat. Your charade is over. No one cares. Except the sociopaths, and you've found a forum full of them just waiting for someone with the obsession and relentless spamming to take over from the management.
Carlsbad might be perfect...Are your locals pols as lefty as mine?
nope, carlsbad is a very conservative community, that's why our schools are among the best in the state and our city treasury is up to it's ass in excess cash.
No. I tried to find a bank in the Oakland suburbs. They don't exist. Had to go downtown via International Boulevard which is overly diverse even for a seasoned Angeleno.
Ha. That does sound like a bad taco.
Too bad you didn't hit Alameda (also known as Mayberry by the Bay) which is actually closer to the Oakland Colliseum than downtown Oakland.
No. I tried to find a bank in the Oakland suburbs. They don't exist. Had to go downtown via International Boulevard which is overly diverse even for a seasoned Angeleno. The ballpark and people were nice and the Rangers nipped the A's.
Too bad. In my town we have one on every street corner.
...Do you support any limitation on immigration? Any border security? Youre not really in the ACLU are you?
Fair questions all to which the answer is yes, of course. I am also a Democrat who just doesn't like what has happened to my party and the racial hatred it encourages with the likes of Jesse Jackson, Maxine Waters and Al Sharpton among others.
The Republican Party used to be the party of Lincoln. The way Tancredo and his ilk go on about the U.S.A./Mexico Border almost makes me ill.
The problem of illegals in this country is not limited to migrant workers from Mexico...or even the killers and drug dealers from Mexico there are thousands of Chinese, Russian, Indian, Pakistani, Korean, Vietnamese and Irish illegals and practically every damn student visa jerk from the UK and Africa is going to cheat and become an illegal...
Here is the bottom line for me: A couple of yahoos from California who go to Arizona/Mexico Border to bitch about illegal immigration who are mainly Buchanalites confirms for me that this is a racist campaign against Mexico
64 posted on Saturday, April 09, 2005 3:26:36 PM by harrowup (Just naturally perfect and humble of course)
"The Republican Party used to be the party of Lincoln." So what did Lincoln have to say about equality of race? Mexicans were mongrels and Blacks should be colonized outside of the country.
Abraham Lincoln, Fifth Debate with Stephen A. Douglas, at Galesburg, Illinois, October 7, 1858 (CW 3:235):
When we shall get Mexico, I don't know whether the Judge will be in favor of the Mexican people that we get with it settling that question for themselves and all others; because we know the Judge has a great horror for mongrels, [laughter,] and I understand that the people of Mexico are most decidedly a race of mongrels. [Renewed laughter.] I understand that there is not more than one person there out of eight who is pure white, and I suppose from the Judge's previous declaration that when we get Mexico or any considerable portion of it, that he will be in favour of these mongrels settling the question, which would bring him somewhat into collision with his horror of an inferior race.
In an address at Springfield, Illinois, on June 26, 1857, (CW 2:409):
A separation of the races is the only perfect preventive of amalgamation, but as immediate separation is impossible the next best thing is to keep them apart where they are not already together... Such separation, if ever affected at all, must be effected by colonization... The enterprise is a difficult one, but 'where there is a will there is a way;' and what colonization needs now is a hearty will. Will springs from the two elements of moral sense and self-interest. Let us be brought to believe it is morally right, and at the same time, favorable to, or at least not against, our interest, to transfer the African to his native clime, and we shall find a way to do it, however great the task may be. (Vol. II, pp. 408-9)