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Title: Bert & Ernie AREN'T GAY!!!
Source: tmz
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Published: Aug 11, 2011
Author: staff
Post Date: 2011-08-11 16:52:55 by calcon
Keywords: None
Views: 2592
Comments: 5

Sesame Street has finally responded to age-old rumors that Bert and Ernie are gay -- claiming the infamous room-sharing man-puppet odd couple are JUST FRIENDS ... and have no sexual orientation whatsoever.

A petition emerged online this week, urging the creators of Sesame Street to marry the two puppets -- but the Sesame Workshop just posted a message on its Facebook account, writing, "Bert and Ernie are best friends."

The statement continues, "They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves."

"Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics ... they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation."

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

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#1. To: All, buckeroo (#0)

bucky, did you hack bert and ernie too

calcon  posted on  2011-08-11   16:54:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: calcon (#0)

The only people who think about homosexuality more so than gays are Republicans.

With the economy still in the dumper -- maybe permanently? -- and full-time jobs becoming as scarce as rain during a drought, huge percentages of Americans have had their (misplaced) faith in the American dream shaken, the upper-middle-class consumerist lifestyle is exposed as a mirage for anybody who plays by the rules. Capitalism and the America that embraced it as a way of life is now and forever more a failure. It does me good to know that the generation that voted in Reagan and his ideology will see their America die from that ideology before their very own eyes and knowing they had a hand in its destruction.

Godwinson  posted on  2011-08-11   17:37:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Godwinson (#2)

The only people who think about homosexuality more so than gays are Republicans.

it important to them to preserve the sanctity of marriage, forgetting that most of them have probably been divorced 2-5 times.

calcon  posted on  2011-08-11   17:40:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: calcon (#1)

bucky, did you hack bert and ernie too

I believe "yukon" figured out how to do it. He wants to spread his love to all the little boyz&girlz around the world, now.

buckeroo  posted on  2011-08-11   18:47:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: buckeroo (#4)

ugggggggh, can you imagine the kinky things yuklown would do with a bert and ernie hand puppet

calcon  posted on  2011-08-11   18:49:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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