Obama, Boehner and Reid are officers on the Starship USS Enterprise
Due to being surrounded by a fleet of battlestarships of the Evil Emprire of the Tea Party Pods, these officers have initiated a Starship SelfDestruct Sequence - which will occur in 60 seconds. The only thing that will stop it now is all three officers inserting their special keys into the auxillary super- secret slot.
60 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are still in place - not moving
50 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. The evil tea-party ships are blinking, but not moving
40 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships - still there
30 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Evil tea party ships starting to move away
20 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Queen Bachmann of the Evil Tea Party says "These mofos are CRAZY" - and gets her fleet the hell out of there
10 SECONDS TO SELF DESTRUCT. Reid and Boehner quickly run to their respective control panels and insert their keys in the Auxiliary Supersecret Slot. WHERE THE HELL'S OBAMA
1 SECOND TO SELF DESTRUCT. After fiddling with his key, Obama finally inserts the key. IN HIS ASS!! (the fool mistook the initials of Auxiliary Supersecret Slot)
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster Comment:
I'm sorry, but I thought this deseerved it's own thread Flame Away!!
