Mr. Adnan Mirza Director, Columbus office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations. Dear Mr. Mirza:
I recently heard of your “dismay” at the thought of an automobile dealer being sooo insensitive as to contemplate a Jihad related car sales event, complete with “Fatwah Fridays and rubber swords. How awful that that crude American would do something so offensive towards one of the “world’s Great Religions”!
How dare he! I am almost as offended as I was when muslims killed, mutilated, burned and hung the corpses of the four American contractors trying to save Iraq from descending into the hellish pit of internecine warfare, or the recent kidnap, torture, murder and desecration of the bodies of two American soldiers, also trying to establish democracy in Iraq. Almost as sorry as I was when muslims attacked and tried to kill my son six times with improvised explosive devices while he was serving in Iraq. Almost as offended as I was when I learned that a catholic nun was murdered last Sunday in Sudan by muslims. Almost as offended as offended as …well, maybe you can get the point.
Listen you little sheethead: We are tired of your whining, your sniveling, your failure to assimilate, your open and covert hostility to the American way of life –you know the way of life that reveres freedom, is not afraid of people who are different, the one that provides you with freedom of religion, that protects you and your way of life inspite of your quirky behavior, your recalcitrance, your pseudo-superiority.
Take your whiney little butt, all your whiney little kids, your burka wearing wives and go back to the squalid little village you came from you @sshole!
Sincerely,
Oneolcop
