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Title: Search for Mr. Airistides
Source: [None]
URL Source: [None]
Published: Sep 17, 2006
Author: abu hababadamadom
Post Date: 2006-09-17 08:26:02 by Biff Tannen
Keywords: None
Views: 10530
Comments: 10

Hello kind people.

I am search for a great man, yes, a great and godly poster who is called airistides. He was sending me the messages of our great prophet on when us to do the attacking of your devil nation.

Our source of the communications was ended by a devil woman who is named GodliLox and she has banned the man of god poster from sending the messages to us.

So your satan nation may survive a few weeks yet but when our messages are connecteddd once more (Oh, help us prophet) then once again your people are doomed.

Please to reply in arabic code embedded in the HTML words of the browser.

abu (ps: I hate you)

BUT GOOD

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#1. To: Biff Tannen (#0)

die infidel.

If the bulls dont kill me, Dont put me six feet down,

I'll be last man standin on top of the hill,

If the bulls dont kill me then nothin will,---PBR-AllStars Buck@Roll

continental op  posted on  2006-09-17   10:03:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: All (#0)

Well, I am not finding this man. So, sadly, I must now get a job picking dates and figs because that satan goldilox has foiled my dastardly plans.

Tanks for nuttin' prophet.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-20   11:20:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#2)

Tanks for nuttin' prophet.

Sorry bout dat, prophet.

I lost my temper.

Back I go to my fig picking, a defeated man.

Beaten by this woman goldilox.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-20   11:21:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: All (#3)

Oh, who am I kidding ... this devil woman goldilox is always on my mind. I desire her strongly. I am full of sinning.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-20   16:42:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: All (#4)

Oh, no. I have just sinned mightily again, thinking of this heathen goldi. She is but a woman but her juju is mighty.

I am desiring her to be one of my wives.

(Also, while I'm at it, thanks to the Biff man for sharing his account)


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-21   15:34:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: All (#5)

thanks to the Biff man for sharing his account

Oh, hey, no problem abu.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-21   15:45:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: All (#6)

You're a good man, Biff.

Hey, I meant to tell you, over here we hate manure too.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-21   15:46:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: All (#7)

Look, abu, enough already. What are you doing, trying to outspam the mighty TLB?

Knock it off.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-21   15:47:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Biff Tannen (#5)

She is but a woman but her juju is mighty.

Careful there, Biff Sponge Pants.

Lox is of G*d.

one_crazy_jew  posted on  2006-09-21   15:47:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: one_crazy_jew (#9)

I have no interest in her, myself.

It's abu that can't get enough.


I Hate Manure

Biff Tannen  posted on  2006-09-21   15:50:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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