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Title: Unalaska police blotter: 'Butt grabber' grabs the wrong butt
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URL Source: http://www.adn.com/2011/06/27/19385 ... lice-blotter-butt-grabber.html
Published: Jun 28, 2011
Author: Unalaska Department of Public Safety
Post Date: 2011-06-28 14:04:47 by Mad Dog
Keywords: Dutch Harbor, Dutch Harbor, Dutch Harbor
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Comments: 34
Here are further highlights from the police log of the Unalaska Department of Public Safety. Read more from the log via the Unalaska Advertiser. Assault -- A drunk at the Harbor View Bar grabbed the buttocks of a man he mistook for someone else and when the butt-grabber offered to make amends by buying the grabbee a drink, the grabbee insisted he instead be paid $20 for the offense. A third person, attempting to intervene in the ensuing argument, was struck by the grabbee in the face and received a broken nose for his trouble. The third person pushed the grabbee to the ground, whereupon [the grabbee] began banging his head on a parking lot stop block in order to obtain some injuries to show police. No charges were filed. Ambulance Request -- EMS personnel provided medical care and transport for a drunk who had flung his head against a parking lot stop block after being knocked to the ground by a man whose nose he had just broken. Drunk Disturbance -- Officers responded to the Airport Bar regarding a drunken woman who had entered the bar and proceeded to hit patrons within. The woman fled to another bar where she repeated her behavior with patrons there as well. Assault -- Two men new to the community were welcomed with thumps and slaps to the head by an angry woman wandering drunkenly from bar to bar. Officers who were called to the scene were kicked and spat upon by the woman while she unleashed a stream of vituperative comments. Savannah Kochuten, 35 yoa, of Unalaska, was charged with two counts of Assault IV and two counts of Harassment I. Trespass -- Officer issued a trespass advisement, per bar management, to a drunken patron who had been slapped in the face after he grabbed a woman's buttocks.
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LOL! Octopus baited skates on the fish! Barn doors tail roped to hand rails. Freeboard? We don't need no stinking freeboard. Crossing into Iliuliuk.
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
Worked like a dog for NOTHING? Owe the boat money? Pulled water for the whole trip? Crew hurt or dead? Can you borrow some money? "See you at the Elbow Room."
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
It's comforting to know that there's at least one straight guy in Alaska.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
Sounds like a prostitution caper. The guy was drunk and didn't realize his victim was female, so they're STILL batting zero. (insert yuklown joke here)
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
LOL! Hey Dog! What's up with all the colorful commentary from Unalaska? I have done some long-lining in my time and have been to many fishing towns but this stuff usually only gets notority during the off season.
LOL! I'd have LOVED to hear you talk THAT shit in the elbow room! "FULL contact" isn't a faggot thing. That's what's wrong with today's world. So called "men" have no idea where the f'ocsle is, or what it even is. It doesn't have to be a f'ocsle in specific, any tack room, or ready room or duty hall etc etc are the same. It's EASY to talk shit behind a computer. Men do it face to face. Or at least we used to, but that was before so called adult Americans allowed pin headed PC water melon cunts to cut the balls off of American culture, and make it illegal to have any measurable trace of male hormones. Funny stuff. LOL! Fuck em ALL! Eh? LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't actually know shit about Dutch Harbor do you little boy? LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
LOL! Well it was in the Anchorage Daily Worker AND I had been cleaning out a room to plumb it and found some stuff from a contract I did out there and had been thinking about Dutch anyway. I found it beyond funny that there is even a thing called the Unalaska police blotter! Town got WAY too civilized for me. Hell I got arrested right off the working deck out at Delta Western where we were working gear because some suit didn't like us blasting while we worked at whatever o'clock it was was. Like we always did. THAT was over twenty five years ago. We used to say that Dutch is not the end of the world. BUT you can see it from there, (weather permitting of course). You know, "old school" Alaska. I've fished ALL Alaskan commercial targeted fin and shell fish, and all gear types, except purse seine (I never could score THAT pay day), in ALL Alaskan waters from Norton Sound and Nome to the western line on the Slime Banks, and south to Seattle even. Heck I've even been lucky enough to get to drift the lower and middle Kuskokwim, based out of Bethel! Guess I just got sentimental hearing about how, no matter what the suits do, it takes a certain sort of person to work the fish. IMO MOST of these gibbering libTURD bitches that infest this site wouldn't last one trip, of ANY sort. Get filthy? Work like a dog? Risk your life and body and maybe hit the highline or pull water? Make some money? Owe some money? SPEND money like it was water, FORCE yourself to have to go back to the money. Pull the big handle. Take the chance. Win or Lose, live or die; come back or don't come back; pull water or get plugged; skate or get squashed, find de fish, get de fish, process the fish, find a market, sell de fish, get yer settlement checks, checks clear? checks don't clear? Spend money like water! Live today. Put yourself in the position where you've GOT to go fishin. Get yer air fare, meet the boat, work the gear, go to the grounds, set the gear, soak the gear ... Repeat. Until ... 1.) DEAD 2.) Squashed/stove in/broke down/busted/incapacitated 3.) Rich 4.) Broke 5.) Come to your senses 6.) fill in dotted line . . . . . . . . . Yaah mon .. Jes another day in paradise! ;^)
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
You don't actually know shit about Dutch Harbor do you little boy? Well, it sounds to me like they'd already established what the guy was, they were just haggling price. When he offered the guy a drink for letting him grab his butt, that "manly" alaskan said, "No way!!! The price is 20 bucks!!!!" So what do you and yukon charge for letting guys grab your butts in a bar? Is 20 bucks out of line for where you guys are? Do you just accept the drink?
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
I've fished ALL Alaskan commercial targeted fin and shell fish, and all gear types, except purse seine (I never could score THAT pay day), in ALL Alaskan waters from Norton Sound and Nome to the western line on the Slime Banks, and south to Seattle even. Hell, you have done it all and you are still kickin'. Repeat. Until ... 1.) DEAD 2.) Squashed/stove in/broke down/busted/incapacitated 3.) Rich 4.) Broke 5.) Come to your senses 6.) fill in dotted line . . . . . . . . . Yaah mon .. Jes another day in paradise! LOL! Trick to it is stay alive until you get to #5 in that list.
When he offered the guy a drink for letting him grab his butt, that "manly" alaskan said, "No way!!! The price is 20 bucks!!!!" So what do you and yukon charge for letting guys grab your butts in a bar? Is 20 bucks out of line for where you guys are? Do you just accept the drink? LOL! YOU'D be the resident expert on homosexual dating practices here little boy. LOL! Not to mention that you have confused your local with those in Dutch. LOL! I keep telling you little boy, I'm NOT the one who is insecure with my sexuality, YOU are woody boy. LOL! You project YOUR own desires onto others woody boy. Don't be afraid little boy nobody here cares that you are a faggot. Let your rainbow flag fly little boy! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't actually know shit about Dutch Harbor do you little boy? LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
. LOL! I've been lucky enough to be able to do alot, but certainly not "all" by any means. For instance, I've never fished in flip flops and shorts, (ALL of my commercial fishing experience in in Alaskan waters). But ... you sure are correct. The "trick" is to stay alive until #5! LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
he was just traveling through alaska, so he didn't know that this is was how alaskan men say hello to each other. since 99.9% of alaskan men are butt buddies, you can see how this would create a problem for any straight guys going up there.
here's a good joke to mellow you out: "A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said, "It looks like you've blown a seal." The man replies "No, it's just frost on my mustache."
The man replies "No, it's just frost on my mustache." Rimshot!!!!!! (For our Alaskan lurkers, a "rimshot" is a way the drummer in a band strikes a drum after a joke is told. It is DEFINITELY NOT what you were thinking it was.)
Tag line: I wuz HACKED, cuz I SAY so!
LOL! Yeah I'd try to run other states down too if I was hard aground on Kalipornia. LOL! That Kalipornia thing also explains your obsession with being queer, and your absurd little attempts to project your own sexual insecurities onto others. LOL! "Kalipornia"? Get real you cheechako fool. LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
Well, we've already established and accepted that YOU are the expert here on homosexual sexual practices woody boy LOL! But, I actually have no idea what you are talking about woddy ,b>boy? Maybe you should get your Kalifornian "buddy", (nod nod wink wink), to explain it all to you? LOL! "Kalipornia"? Get real you cheechako fools. LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
dude are you taking grammar lessons from borisy, you incoherent f*ck
Mad Dawg is the asocial "dudette" of the "yukon"/Mad Dog duet team and performs all kinds of immoral actions upon "yukon" in Alaska; s/he/it and "yukon" take turns on each other.
LOL! What's the matter Kalipornian? Don't like getting BACK what you deal out to others, you insipid little cheechako Kalipornian cunt? LOL! The very idea of ANYBODY trying to run ANY other state down when they live in that shit hole Kalipornia, is beyond absurd! LOL! There is NOTHING that you can mention negative about ANY other state, let alone the Greatland, that KALIPORNIA does not SUCK WAY MORE in. YOUR home state KALIPORNIA is a FAILURE in all ways, you little mincing Kalipornian fuck nut LOSER. LOL! And "dude" my grammar is just fine, you see fuck nuts when you actually KNOW grammar, as an adult, you can adapt an affectation to carry your point forward as a rhetorical device. (Of course YOU can't do that because it takes a brain, and the ability to use said brain.) Don't like my "style"? Boy THAT really hurts, (NOT) you useless cheechako cunt. LOL! You aren't so educated either eh FOOL? Ever heard of e.e. Cummings FOOL? (Of course you haven't. FOOL.) Kalipornian FOOL! Now go play with the libTURD herd. THEY are certainly YOUR kind of "people" FOOL. LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
LOL! Fuckeroo I'm pretending to be "d WAR f" for an instant, (it's yuckey btw), so I took you off of ignore to reply to you this time. Here's the deal fuckeroo, you are the ultimate COWARD. You stalk and hack people on the web, you release private information that you feel will hurt people. YOU HIDE, you do everything that you can to HIDE, while you sabotage people and their sites, you little cowardly bitch. Not to mention your absolute obsession with being queer. Fuckeroo I want to tell you man to man that I don't care if you are a queer. Fly your rainbow flag high fuckeroo! I don't care, nobody does. What I care about is that you are just another cowardly lying little cunt, getting your rocks off by fucking with people. In another time and place YOU would have made a good prison "turnkey". It was YOUR kind who were happy to be "kapos", and herd their fellow jews into the ovens, so that their masters would allow them another day of life. I wouldn't call you a worm fuckeroo, because if I did worms would thereby be GREVIOUSLY slurred. LOL! Btw fuck nuts, what makes you think that you are "bullet proof"? LOL! Do you really think that we can't find you IF we really want to? LOL! Think that we don't "know people" near you? REALLY? You are really are an infantile FOOL. LMAO! "Knock Knock!" LOL!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
hold on alaskan butt bandit, i'll get borisy to translate your insane ramblings into something a little more coherent. damn, all those dicks slamming into your and yuklown heads is real hurting your attempt at rationale thought. perhaps you might want to wear a helmet when your servicing one of your clients.
LOL! You mincing Kalipornian FOOL. I say again, for you with aids ... "LOL! What's the matter Kalipornian? Don't like getting BACK what you deal out to others, you insipid little cheechako Kalipornian cunt? LOL! The very idea of ANYBODY trying to run ANY other state down when they live in that shit hole Kalipornia, is beyond absurd! LOL! There is NOTHING that you can mention negative about ANY other state, let alone the Greatland, that KALIPORNIA does not SUCK WAY MORE in. YOUR home state KALIPORNIA is a FAILURE in all ways, you little mincing Kalipornian fuck nut LOSER. LOL! And "dude" my grammar is just fine, you see fuck nuts when you actually KNOW grammar, as an adult, you can adapt an affectation to carry your point forward as a rhetorical device. (Of course YOU can't do that because it takes a brain, and the ability to use said brain.) Don't like my "style"? Boy THAT really hurts, (NOT) you useless cheechako cunt. LOL! You aren't so educated either eh FOOL? Ever heard of e.e. Cummings FOOL? (Of course you haven't. FOOL.) Kalipornian FOOL! Now go play with the libTURD herd. THEY are certainly YOUR kind of "people" FOOL. LOL!" LOL! F O O L.
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
hey looney tunes, are you a draft dodger like your butt buddy yukon, cowardice seems to be common with you alaskan pillow biters.
Don't you know? He personally scored more Mig kills from a ship than the rest of the US Navy combined. It was such a remarkable accomplishment that it isn't recorded anywhere in the history of the VN war, but crazy old drunk MD made the claim over on LP.
well, it common knowledge that mad dog is a legend in his own mind.
LOL! The Kalipornian fucknut desperately tries to change the subject from which state "he" lives in while trying to cast the "queer/faggot/poofter" card onto others! LOL! "Kalipornia" the birthplace and steaming central hive of butt fucking dick sucking queer behaviors. "Kalipornia" the birthplace and central steaming hive of EVERYTHING wrong in America today from demonRAT taxing and spending to libTURD "progressive" social agendas. AND yet this "kalipornian" fuckwad TRIES to put down ANY other state on these points? LOL! A resident of the state that is birthplace here in America of most everything that is wrong with America today, a state which is THE EXEMPLAR of EVERYTHING UN-AMERICAN AND ANTI-AMERICAN. This FOOL tries to place the filth that his state birthed on to ANY other state? LOL! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You aren't all that bright are you kalipornian? I did my time in service, you little cowardly cunt. I have an HONORABLE discharge from the US NAVY and I rate a MUC/CAR/VSM. But then you already knew that didn't you vile little cunt? I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. Please play with sharp things in the traffic. Have a NICE day. LMAO!!!! KALIPORNIA!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
LOL! Hi ya skippy poo poo! How come you are such a lying sack of shit skippy poo poo? We've been over this several times and you keep on lying because you know it will get a response from me eh skippy poo poo? LOL! Hey skippy poo poo why don't you tell all of these fine folks which branch of the US armed forces YOU served in again, and what your mos/nec and deployments were Skippy poo poo? Oh yeah ... You have NRVER served anywhere anytime have YOU Skippy poo poo? Oh yeah ... "libTURD thy name is HYPOCRITE"
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
i'm surprised that an alaskan rump ranger like you didn't just call me a "breeder". that's a derogatory term you guys in the alaskan gay culture use a lot, isn't it?
looks old senile mad dog is foaming at the mouth big time today, he should at least wipe his mouth after servicing one of his male clients.
I should take the sick old dipshit off bozo to see, but I've already read everything he has to say a hundred times by now. Just sad, that's all there is to say.
LMAO! Which branch was it that YOU served in again Kalipornian? What was YOUR mos/nec again Kalipornian? Where were YOU deployed again Kalipornian? A "guy" from Kalipornia calling another state's residents "rump rangers" must be some sort of Kalipornian thing? Since you are awash with queers you naturally enough speak queer. It's OK. Everyone understands that Kalipornia = QUEER. I'd TRY to change the subject too. LMAO!! "libTURD thy name is HYPOCRITE."
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
LMAO!!!!! "old"? yep, "senile" nope! LMAO! KaliPORNIA! LMAO!!!! Which branch was it that YOU served in again Kalipornian? What was YOUR mos/nec again Kalipornian? Where were YOU deployed again Kalipornian? oh THAT'S right YOU have never served A "guy" from Kalipornia calling another state's residents "rump rangers" must be some sort of Kalipornian thing? Since you are awash with queers you naturally enough speak queer. It's OK. Everyone understands that Kalipornia = QUEER. I'd TRY to change the subject too. LMAO!! "libTURD thy name is HYPOCRITE."
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
LOL! Skippy poo poo the exemplar of today's callow libTURD "yuths". Skippy poo poo puts you on ignore then talks about you. Skippy poo poo "checks and raises" also, who saw THAT coming? What a "man"! LOL! Yuths!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
#2. To: All (#0)
#3. To: Mad Dog (#0)
Officer issued a trespass advisement, per bar management, to a drunken patron who had been slapped in the face after he grabbed a woman's buttocks
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#4. To: hondo68 (#0)
A drunk at the Harbor View Bar grabbed the buttocks of a man he mistook for someone else and when the butt-grabber offered to make amends by buying the grabbee a drink, the grabbee insisted he instead be paid $20 for the offense.
It's comforting to know that there's at least one straight guy in Alaska.
#5. To: Mad Dog (#1)
#6. To: hondo68 (#3)
#7. To: Wood_Chopper, hondo68 (#4)
Sounds like a prostitution caper.
#8. To: eskimo (#5)
LOL! Hey Dog! What's up with all the colorful commentary from Unalaska? I have done some long-lining in my time and have been to many fishing towns but this stuff usually only gets notority during the off season.
#9. To: Mad Dog (#7)
(Edited)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#10. To: Mad Dog (#8)
#11. To: Wood_Chopper (#9)
Well, it sounds to me like they'd already established what the guy was, they were just haggling price.
#12. To: eskimo (#10)
#13. To: hondo68, wood_chopper (#3)
It's comforting to know that there's at least one straight guy in Alaska.
#14. To: Mad Dog (#12)
#15. To: calcon, Mad Dog (#14)
"A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
#16. To: calcon (#14)
#17. To: Wood_Chopper (#15)
#18. To: Mad Dog (#16)
#19. To: calcon, Mad Dog, yukon (#18)
dude are you taking grammar lessons from borisy, you incoherent f*ck
#20. To: calcon (#18)
#21. To: buckeroo (#19)
(Edited)
#22. To: Mad Dog (#20)
#23. To: calcon (#22)
#24. To: Mad Dog (#23)
#25. To: calcon (#24)
#26. To: Skip Intro, mad dog (#25)
It was such a remarkable accomplishment that it isn't recorded anywhere in the history of the VN war
#27. To: calcon (#24)
#28. To: Skip Intro (#25)
#29. To: Mad Dog (#27)
But then you already knew that didn't you vile little cunt?
#30. To: Mad Dog, Skip Intro (#28)
#31. To: calcon (#30)
looks old senile mad dog is foaming at the mouth big time today,
#32. To: calcon (#29)
#33. To: calcon (#30)
#34. To: Skip Intro (#31)
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