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Title: Laugh of the day
Source: E-mail
URL Source: http://N/a
Published: Jun 24, 2011
Author: E-mail
Post Date: 2011-06-24 19:48:07 by CZ82
Keywords: None
Views: 1816
Comments: 2

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

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#1. To: Godwinson (#0)

Hey, Destro. Here's a great opportunity for you to sound off on the US military and abused Africans. Feel free to post pictures, too.

war has to do something for entertainment. The voices in his head aren't speaking to him and his imaginary friends have found reasons not to come over anymore.

Rudgear  posted on  2011-06-24   20:19:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: CZ82 (#0)

LMAO!

Nice.

Bye, rat-boy mike. We'll miss you. [NOT]

Capitalist Eric  posted on  2011-06-24   20:53:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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