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Title: Rush Limbaugh dresses his new iced tea brand in a patriotic theme
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Packaging Digest
URL Source: http://www.packagingdigest.com/arti ... brand_in_a_patriotic_theme.php
Published: Jun 23, 2011
Author: Lisa McTigue Pierce
Post Date: 2011-06-23 21:37:50 by Hondo68
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Keywords: Paul Reveres Ride, The liberals are coming, Regular and Raspberry flavors
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Comments: 11
Two If By Tea is a modern twist on the famous line "one if by land, and two if by sea" in Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's poem, "Paul Revere's Ride." Proving one more time that he can find new ways of continuing a conversation with his listeners, Limbaugh again made the point, "The liberals are coming, folks, the liberals are coming, and it's time to warn everybody!", in a style reminiscent of Paul Revere's famous warning cry to patriots in 1776. "Two If By Tea is the brand name and there I am, in all of my glory on every bottle as Rush Revere!" Rush Limbaugh said, as he described the tea and the packaging, featuring Rush Limbaugh dressed to look like Paul Revere. "It's time to sound the alarms and have a little fun at the same time," commented Limbaugh. Limbaugh reinforced his patriotism today, in describing the manufacturing process. Two If By Tea is proudly assembled, packaged and distributed in America, reflecting American values and a patriotic theme. "Developing and bringing Two If By Tea to market has been a unique American experience for all of us who worked on the project. We were all reminded of the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution, who fought to create and safeguard the fundamental values of a free society, knowing that it was limited government and belief in the greatness of the American people that established the concept of American Exceptionalism," Rush Limbaugh wrote in the "Dear America," letter found on the product website, www.twoifbytea.com. The iced tea is available to consumers nationwide via a website, TwoIfByTea.com, and not available immediately in any retail stores. Twelve packs of 16-oz bottles of Two If By Tea, in Regular and Raspberry flavors, are available for $23.76, with shipping costs included for delivery in the continental United States. First day orders were so brisk that consumers had to wait for some period of time given the immediate demand upon Limbaugh's announcement. Consumers in all 50 states purchased the product before the end of the day. "We strive for excellence in tea!" Limbaugh commented. Two If By Tea branded iced tea is the result of a years' hard work and hands on exploration for the finest ingredients. Two If By Tea Original and Raspberry flavor beverages are made with real sugar, and without high fructose corn syrup. The Diet Original and Diet Raspberry flavors are so full of flavor, you would never know you were drinking a sugar and calorie free beverage. Two If By Tea is a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation (MC-LEF) and will donate a minimum of $100,000 to MC-LEF beginning in June 2011. The Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation is certified as one of America's best charities and provides assistance to the children of United States marines and federal law enforcement personnel who were killed on duty or died under extraordinary circumstances while serving our country. Two If By Tea will be advertised to consumers on radio, digital media and outdoor displays. A forthcoming large national promotion and product sampling opportunities will be unveiled in the coming days. The national outdoor billboard campaign debuts the first national campaign, "From Tea to Shining Tea."
Poster Comment: Hopefully this will go the way of "Billy Beer". 
Rush Limbaugh has introduced America's largest radio audience to his new Iced Tea brand, Two If By Tea. The newly launched iced tea is a yearlong creation by radio host Rush Limbaugh, his wife Kathryn, and a small loyal core team.
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#1. To: hondo68 (#0)
I really hope that muther-fucker dies a quiet death with his illicit narcotics; somewhat like Elvis performed.
Two If By Tea will be advertised to consumers on radio, digital media and outdoor displays. A forthcoming large national promotion and product sampling opportunities will be unveiled in the coming days. The national outdoor billboard campaign debuts the first national campaign, "From Tea to Shining Tea." Poster Comment: "Hopefully this will go the way of "Billy Beer". =================================== I say again ... "Two If By Tea is a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation (MC- LEF) and will donate a minimum of $100,000 to MC-LEF beginning in June 2011." Poster Comment: Hopefully this will go the way of "Billy Beer". =================================== THIS shows EXACTLY how libTURDS are incapable of anything but hate and filth. IF the libTURDs et. al. can cause Rush problems, even IF it hurts the kids of DEAD service members and LEOS. That's just fine eh? Because afterall, libTURDS really LOVE humanity, (well except anybody who dares question their dogma of fence post stupidity and all LIES all of the time). As long as humanity leaves the libTURDS in charge of course! (You little people are so droll!) I have news for you bitch, THIS will make RUSH even more RICH! It just has to SUCK to be YOU. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
It's an insult. A lousy 100G split how many ways? Order a few cases and start guzzling the swill. He's hit his target market, of gullible dolts.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
But does it taste good?
Why would you hope for that?
Proxy IP's are amusing.....lmao
Apparently it does.
Proxy IP's are amusing.....lmao
Rush Limbaugh here. These are tough times, folks. It can really make you sweat. And there's nothing better to cool you down than 2 is for tea. But remember, it's not available in stores, so if you need to mail in an order, try visiting Stamps.com. Or you could order online using your computer. Hopefully your computer is backed up with Carbonite...
Now, I know I’m not going to change the minds of any of the True Believers…those who read all of Reverend Al’s sermons, and say things like, “You know, global warming can mean warmer OR colder, wetter OR drier, cloudier OR sunnier, windier OR calmer, …”. Can I get an ‘amen’??
Because Limbaugh is a globalist anti-American libtard scumbag.
Obama's watch stopped on 24 May 2008, but he's been too busy smoking crack to notice.
We're talking about Limbaugh's TEA here, Boofer...
America...My Kind Of Place... "I truly am not that concerned about [bin Laden]..." "THE MILITIA IS COMING!!! THE MILITIA IS COMING!!!" I lurk to see if someone other than Myst or Pookie posts anything...
Riiiiight....lmao
Proxy IP's are amusing.....lmao
$100,000 to MC-LEF It's an insult. A lousy 100G split how many ways? Order a few cases and start guzzling the swill. He's hit his target market, of gullible dolts. . LOL! So try to "DESTROY" anything that RUSH has anything to do with, and the new "Two if by Tea" thing in specific, because an initial donation of 100K$ to MC-LEF isn't enough? You are kind of an envious and jealous little HYPOCRITE aren't you? I make my own tea cowgirl, and I am envious and jealous of no human being on the face of this earth. Most adult Americans find your envy and obvious jealousy both sad and pitiful. How much did YOU give the MC-LEF last year, this year? Pitiful.
Spoiled, stupid and ignorant, brain dead phuckwads, libTURD fools, tools, and idiots, are the real sickness; the messiah "king" obammy and his regime are only the symptoms.
#2. To: hondo68 (#0)
(Edited)
Two If By Tea is a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation (MC-LEF) and will donate a minimum of $100,000 to MC-LEF beginning in June 2011. The Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation is certified as one of America's best charities and provides assistance to the children of United States marines and federal law enforcement personnel who were killed on duty or died under extraordinary circumstances while serving our country.
#3. To: Mad Dog (#2)
$100,000 to MC-LEF
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#4. To: hondo68 (#0)
#5. To: hondo68 (#0)
Hopefully this will go the way of "Billy Beer".
#6. To: A K A Stone (#4)
#7. To: hondo68 (#0)
#8. To: Badeye (#5)
Why would you hope for that?
"We (government) need to do a lot less, a lot sooner" ~Ron Paul
#9. To: Badeye (#6)
(Edited)
Apparently it does.
--GW Bush
--Sarah Palin's version of "The Midnight Ride of Paul revere"
#10. To: hondo68 (#8)
Because Limbaugh is a globalist anti-American libtard scumbag.
#11. To: hondo68 (#3)
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